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Tallie's List- Rule 113

"Our war has been going on for much longer than your puny Earth wars"

Tallie was getting ready for her history final, for once glad that her twin was busy helping Mikaela. She was halfway through studying what she needed to know about World War II when Ironhide came into the rec room. "What are you doing?" he asked, looking at the teen who was lying on the cement floor with her history book in front of her and a variety of papers spread out around her.

"Reviewing for my history final," Tallie said. "I'm almost halfway through World War II and it's only been-" She glanced up at the clock for a moment before looking back down at her book. "An hour and a half."

"You think that takes a long time to read over," Ironhide rumbled. "Our war has been going on for much longer than your puny Earth wars."

"You'd think you would have figured out how to live in peace then," Tallie said without looking up. She did look up when she got no response. She held in snickers when she saw the stunned look on Ironhide's faceplates and when she looked past him toward the door she saw Optimus Prime, regal leader of the Autobots, was snickering, from a safe distance of course. "I mean we resolved World War II and pretty much every nation on the planet was involved," Tallie continued when Ironhide still didn't say anything. She was casually picking up her papers now, guessing that any moment now Ironhide was going to blow up. "I think it's just trigger happy mechs like you that keep the fighting going because you can't not shoot long enough for peace talks." That was when she saw Ironhide come back to reality.

"What did you say?" he asked, his voice dark.

"See ya later," Tallie called and quickly darted out of the room. By now Optimus was already long gone, knowing his weapons specialist's temper too well from years on Cybertron. "Hey Jazz," Tallie called to her guardian, history book safely tucked under one arm. He offered her his hand and she climbed on, settling comfortably on his shoulder. "Just so you know Ironhide's a bit annoyed right now," Tallie said just as they all heard the sounds of a massive clang and Optimus started laughing again.

"Tallie, sweetheart, " Jazz said tiredly, far too used to the antics of his charge by now. "Try not to annoy the weapons specialist next time." Tallie just laughed.

Allie's List-Rule 110

I am not the Wicked Witch of the West

Tallie and Allie were both sitting outside enjoying the sunshine. School had just released for the year and they had both graduated with above average marks, all A's in Tallie's case and mostly B's in Allie's. Now they were enjoying the warmth and their first day of summer. "Hey it's the Wicked Witch of the West," a voice suddenly called. Allie looked over her shoulder and then groaned when she saw Sideswipe. Suddenly what he had said sunk in.

"What do you mean the Wicked Witch of the West?" she snapped, jumping to her feet.

"Well it fits does it not?" Sideswipe asked with a self satisfied grin.

"It does not fit," Allie growled.

"Well why not?" Sideswipe asked, looking rather annoyed that what he thought of as a clever name was being shot down.

"First off our parents are from Michigan. For those of us here who are directionally challenged that's NORTH and EAST of here, not WEST!" Allie yelled at him. "And second of all I am not green!"

"All right, all right," Sideswipe said, backing off as Tallie snickered, her eyes sparkling with laughter. Allie sighed and plopped back down next to her twin as Sideswipe transformed and sped off. She had just calmed down when trouble arrived again; this time in the form of Mudflap and Skids.

"Hey man look," Skids called.

"Yeah," Mudflap said with a wide grin. "It's da Wicked Witch a da West."

"IDIOTS," Allie shrieked so loud it caused both of them to jump. They transformed with after making sounds somewhere in the eep family before speeding off. Allie turned to her twin, fuming, only to see Tallie laying on her back holding her stomach as she laughed.

"The movie last night was The Wizard of Oz," Tallie explained when she finally stopped laughing.

"Stupid alien robots and their fragging bad sense of direction," Allie muttered, lying back to stare at the white clouds above her. That started Tallie laughing again and Allie started laughing too, until the nickname showed up again. And stuck.