Mike tiredly walked into the hospital, after the wild goose chase last night he hadn't been able to get a wink of sleep so now he was exhausted, but he managed to stay alert. When he entered he saw one of the few people he hated in this hospital looking at a chart, Mike took a deep breath and exhaled "morning Dr. Cox" he greeted

Dr. Cox looked at him "(Gladys, Ginger, Tiffany, no, Cheryl, Betty, Betsy. Ooh that's new!) Betsy, good morning, let's make with the chop, chop" Dr. Cox greeted

"you know, you already used Betsy like six months ago" Mike replied in a mono tone voice

"I don't care (damn it)" Dr. Cox said before walking away

"the day I leave this place I'm going to knock everyone of his teeth out" Mike muttered

"you could try but he'll just get you back worse" Dr. Kelso said as he walked pass which made Mike give a sigh before walking off.

He walked into the ICU (Intensive Care Unit) and up to the main nurses station "morning Mike" a cheerful voice said

"morning Elliot" he greeted while grabbing a chart

"so how's that lawsuit going?"

"my brother said that he knows a good lawyer"

"so you're screwed"

"well anything is better than sweat stain over there" Mike said as he pointed to Ted, the hospitals bald sweaty lawyer

"312 times 481 equals... Sir, it's not giving me the answer!" Ted said in a frustrated tone

"it's a typewriter, you jackass" Dr. Kelso called out

Ted then looked and saw that his tie was stuck in it "Oh God, it's got my tie!" he said before falling back with the typewriter landing on him.

"I see your point, well I'll see you at lunch" Elliot said in a cheerful voice and left

Mike then looked at his chart "let's see, ah paediatrics today some broken bones, cancer, eye gouged out... HOLY SHIT!" he yelled as he realised that all of these were for the same kid and within seconds he was at Paediatrics.

He then went to the room that had the child in it and saw who he guessed was his mum, who looked very sad "excuse me" he said getting their attention

"you're Mike from the Rowdyruff Boys right?" the mother asked

"yes and I'm here to heal your son" he replied he then aimed his hand at the boy and he fired a healing beam at the boy. The boy moaned a bit before the bandages on him disappeared revealing that he was now fully healed "there all better and I even got rid of his cancer" Mike said proudly, from what he had guessed from the chart if he had of arrived about an hour later it would have been too late for the boy.

The mother instantly pulled him into a bone crushing hug while saying thank you repeatedly "it's okay, I'd do anything for a child" Mike said as the mother let go of him and just as she did a blur went past Mike and now standing in front of him was the devil himself, Bob Kelso.

"Hi there I'm Bob Kelso" he then looked at the little boy who was now fully healed "hi ya sport, I see that young Travis is now fully healed thanks to my miracle worker Mr Jojo" he said in a happy tone.

Dr. Kelso's face then turned slightly serious "now as you know miracles don't come without a price"

"don't worry I'll pay no matter how much it costs" the mother said before Kelso gave them the bill "oh my" she said as she saw how much it cost.

Mike used his supervision and saw that it was going to cost $7000, that was a big no, no for him "actually because I'm such a generous guy that little fix up was free of charge so all you have to pay is $100" Mike said with a smile and was given another hug by Travis' mother.

Once she let go, his shoulder was pulled down by Kelso "what in god's name do you think you're doing?" he demanded before Mike grabbed him by his nose "listen up Bobo if I find out that you charge people under 12 that much for my services again I will drag you by your nose up to the roof and toss you off, are we clear" he finished angrily with his eyes glowing and in a blur Kelso was gone.

Mike then looked at the surprised family "you just pay that easy hundred and you'll be out of here a happy family... by the way how did he get so badly hurt?"

"his monster of a dad did that while I was at work, but you don't have to worry he's in prison now and won't be let out anytime soon" Travis' mother explained.

Mike gave a slight nod and left the room, closing the door behind him, when he turned around he saw Dr. Cox standing in front of him "nice job there Carol I don't think anyone he has ever scared Beelzebob like that" he said casually

"yeah well no one who's worked here has had super powers before" Mike replied before walking off to see who his next patient was.

Throughout the whole day people had been congratulating Mike for what he did to Kelso, soon it was lunch time and Mike was now sitting at a table with his 4 best friends there Elliot, J.D., Turk, Carla, "man I wish I could have seen Kelso's face when you scared him" Turk said

"so what did he do anyway?" Carla asked Mike then told them.

Once he was finished they all laughed when they heard what his threat was "that ought to take Kelso down a few notches" Elliot said

"yes it should Barbie but now I have a question for all of you" Dr. Cox started as he walked up to their table "which one of you fine ladies diagnosed Mr Goose with chest cramps?" he asked, knowing that it was J.D. and that Dr. Cox was talking in a 'you are in a lot of trouble tone' Mike decided to take the rap for him "I did" Mike said, surprising everyone.

Dr. Cox looked at him "well congratulations Jenny, it turns out that he a cancer attacking his heart and lungs and is now waiting for surgery, well done you've got another person suing you princess" he finished and and then turned to Turk and gave a whistle "you, gundy, surgery, now" he said and then walked off.

Before J.D. could ask Mike why he just did that Mike zipped out of the cafeteria and into the ICU he saw that Mr Goose was still in his bed, he then casually walked over to Mr Goose with a happy smile "hi there Mr Goose, it's my understanding that you were wrongly diagnosed with chest cramps"

"yes and I am going to sue that idiot for wrongly diagnosing me"

"how about this; I heal you 100% and you don't sue?"

Mr Goose's eyes narrowed "heal me first and I won't sue" he said

"fair enough" Mike replied casually before he zapped Mr Goose with his healing beam.

Later

After healing Mr Goose Mike had found out that that he was actually the best lawyer in Townsville and he was more than happy to help Mike with his other lawsuit. Soon it was 7:00 and Mike was now leaving the hospital "hey Mike we're all going out for drinks do you wanna come" Elliot asked

"sure I've got nothing better to do with my life" he replied casually and they all headed for 'The Guzzler' one of the most well known bars in Townsville and the place where Butch worked.

After three hours of drinking, laughing, pool, darts, and tons of nachos Mike stumbled through the front door of his place while being held up by Butch who had been sent home early to take his brother home. Brick was sitting on the couch watching TV when his brothers came through the door "I cannot believe that you got drunk...again" Butch grumbled

"oh come on Buttercup you need to relax go and have sex with Butch that ought to make you feel lest tense" Mike said in a slurred tone before he passed out and Butch dropped him, he then put Mike into a position where if he threw up he wouldn't drown in his own vomit.

"So apart from Mike getting drunk anything else happen?" Brick asked

"yep I found out that Mike has got the same lawyer that I was going to get for him" Butch replied

"ha small world" Brick said before he and Butch headed for bed.

Authors note: sorry I just couldn't resist writing this XD