Author's Note: Thanks to MissShelz, my anonymous reviewer, JessMitchell, Riptide2, MistressBumblebee, and Transformers123124 for reviewing the last chapter! This is the last chapter of rules and it should give you guys a good idea how Tallie and Allie have changed now. I'm working on a DOTM fic with the twins which should be up on Saturday so keep an eye out for that. I own nothing but Tallie and Allie. Enjoy
Tallie's List
Rule 116: Everyone has a big but Simone
(Prowl you cannot use this anymore)
(Ratchet has given us permission to make you glitch if you do!)
Rule 117: Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over!
(Actually Allie that was Skids and Mudflap)
(Ironically being chased by Ratchet)
(Wonders never cease)
Rule 118: Google it
(This is getting used way too much now)
(Yes they have internet access. No we do not want them on the 'net all day)
Rule 119: "There's an app for that"
(Sunny about defeating Decepticons)
("No actually there isn't."..."Really?")
(You seriously have to ask?)
Rule 120: Don't throw rocks at shiny objects
(Even if you are bored)
(There's a big chance that it's Sideswipe or Sunstreaker that you're throwing rocks at)
Rule 121: No asking questions about my occupation
(Because I may not be able to weld your aft to the wall but...)
(I can bury you in law papers in less than six minutes)
(The advantages of going to one of the best law schools in the country)
Rule 122: "That's what the humans are for"
(No Sides and Sunny.)
(We are not cannon fodder when the 'Cons arrive so you have time to prepare)
(PERIOD)
Rule 123: Don't tell Allie she can't sing
(No she can't)
(Yes she can still destroy you in about six ways without weapons if you do)
Rule 124: No more curse word substitutes
(That doesn't mean you can say the actual word though!)
(Will started saying "Oh Sugar Plum Fairies." Everyone else did too)
(Prowl kept glitching)
Rule 125: No exterminating small creatures
(It was fine until Ironhide tried to shoot Mojo)
(Let's just say that Judy Witwicky is a very scary woman)
(...Seriously!)
Allie's List
Rule 116: "Go ahead. Make my day."
(I am no longer allowed to say this)
(Let's just say that our liaison quit after this)
Rule 117: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
(Bee actually)
(He got the twins {Sideswipe and Sunstreaker} to shut up)
(After Ironhide failed no less!)
Rule 118: "You don't have a license to use that."
(Sideswipe referring to a rocket launcher)
(Actually I do)
(I'm technically Special Ops)
Rule 119: I am terrified of bees
(That doesn't mean you need to cure me of my fear)
(RATCHET)
(I have a perfectly good reason to be afraid; I'm allergic)
Rule 120: No more bouncy balls
(Mikaela and I covered the floor of the rec room with them)
(Everyone, and I mean Everyone, was slipping on them)
(It was funny until someone got hurt.)
(Then it was hysterical because it happened to be Jazz who never falls)
Rule 121: "I demand my restitution!"
(Yeah, whatever Sunny)
(Fix your dang paint yourself)
(It's your fault its dinged anyway)
Rule 122: Whoever TP'd my house I will find you
(And pay you back!)
(Just saying...)
Rule 123: Cold rain is not an excuse to cause problems
(You're giant alien robots for Pete's sake!)
(Be tough for once in your insanely long lives)
Rule 124: I can and will kick your butt if you annoy me
(Jazz has been teaching me)
(And I lived with 'Cons for most my early life)
(Be afraid... be very afraid)
Rule 125: Smile...It confuses people
(Especially if you've had a very bad day)
(Which happens)
(Trust me...It really works)
And Finally
Rule 126: Don't do anything stupid
(Tallie: Why didn't we do this to start with)
(Allie: No idea)
(Sideswipe: Because you weren't smart enough to think of it earlier)
(Tallie: HEY)
(Allie: I resent that!)