Laughter of the Broken

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

"Demon/Summons speaking"

'Demon/Summons thinking'

A/N: Ok I feel I have to clear the air a bit here. First off, the story originally started out as an Anko Naruto pairing but I figured why not give him a harem? As for who the third member is, try and guess, but the hint is that she is an OC and connected with the hyenas. Another hint, Females are the leaders of hyena packs and Powerful witches are said to be able to change into hyenas and also hyenas are seen as rather lustful creatures. See where I'm going? Anyway lets just start the show!

The sun was high in the sky as Team 7 and Tazuna proceeded down the road to wave country. Currently Naruto was out in front looking for something to do, preferably something to kill. Sasuke was next to Tazuna with his hands in his pockets and glaring at the world. Sakura was talking with Tazuna about wave while Kakashi took up the rear with his nose buried in his book. Suddenly Naruto spotted a puddle and a smile slowly started to form on the blonde's face.

'Time to have some fun," Naruto thought with a dark chuckle. Slowly the blonde reached into one of his many hidden pockets and drew out several of his happy bombs. As he passed the puddle he deftly flicked his wrist and the explosives landed in the puddle.

The following explosion kicked up a bunch of smoke and dust and once it cleared there were two figures wearing gas masks, tattered cloaks and had Kiri headbands with slashes through them. Each ninja was wearing a large clawed gauntlet that connected them together via a bladed chain. Currently both brothers were battered and bruised from the explosion and one of them appeared to have severe burns all over his left side.

"The Demon Brothers! Now this mission just got interesting!" Naruto yelled while charging the Kiri nuke-nin.

Quickly the two missing-nins wrapped their chain around the charging boy. "One down," said one, and with that the brothers yanked their chain and the Uzumaki boy was ripped to bloody shreds. Team 7 watched in morbid fascination as the remains of their teammate hit the ground with squishy thuds.

"Next one," stated the one on the right. With that they charged towards Tazuna with their chain held taught, the metal gleaming off the blades in the sunlight, soaked with the recent blood.

Suddenly a kunai had pinned the chain to a tree and Sasuke immediately appeared on the weapon's hilt and delivered a devastating kick and punch to the brothers on the left and right respectively. Immediately the brothers released their chain, one going after Sasuke and the other charging towards Sakura and Tazuna. Before the one attacking Tazuna and Sakura could do anything, Kakashi appeared and knocked him out with a chop to the back of the neck. After tying his adversary to a tree, Kakashi turned to see Sasuke was having trouble with his opponent.

The Uchiha ducked under a swipe from the Kiri nin's gauntlet but was thrown onto his back from a straight kick to the face, a crunching sound ensuring his nose had been broken by the demon brother's kick. From his position he could only freeze in terror as he watched the nuke-nin bring his clawed hand down for the killing blow.

However there was a loud crack and a look surprise appeared on the demon brother's face. Slowly the nin's eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to the ground, his blood pooling out beneath him. Sasuke stared in shock at the body then looked up to see a smirking Naruto with his gun pointed up in the air, the barrel smoking from the shot. The grey-blonde gave a mocking smile to the Uchiha and said "What? Fox got your tongue niwatori (chicken)?"

Sasuke looked at Naruto with a look of shock that he was alive. This caused the Uzumaki to laugh uproariously at him, which in turn caused Sasuke's shock to slowly turn into anger and frustration. He grabbed his nose and snapped it back into place with a pained grunt and started to fix his nose while he glared at the blonde.

Sasuke slowly got up and continued his one sided staring contest with the blonde while Sakura stared in shock. "How the hell are you alive!" screamed Sakura at Naruto. Said blonde cleaned his ear with his pinky for a moment, and then went over to his so-called remains.

"Kai," the blonde said with a smirk. Immediately the bloody chunks that looked like Naruto's remains poofed before revealing the mutilated carcass of a pig. Everyone stared in shock as Naruto picked up the pig head and started throwing it between his hands absent mindedly, much to the disgust of everyone. "If you haven't figured it out yet miss pink, I replaced myself with a dead pig," Naruto chuckled while he started to play hacky sack with the head, bouncing it off of his feet and other body parts, even his head.

Keeping his lazy facade up Kakashi looked to his student and asked, "Where did you get a dead pig, and why?"

Naruto balanced the head on his knee while he cupped his chin in mock thought, his other hand resting inside a trench coat pocket. "Hmm, maybe because a henged dead pig is more convincing then a log?" suggested the boy with a grin.

Kakashi mentally agreed with the boy on that, hell, he himself had thought Naruto had been ripped to shreds by the demon brothers' attack. "Good point, but where did you get the pig?" he pressed.

Naruto grinned and pulled his hand outside of his pocket, withdrawing a scroll that had a skull with a big grin, smoking a cigar and wearing a party hat etched onto it. He tossed it to Kakashi who deftly caught it, with a curious expression. Unrolling it, he found the words victim written in black kanji inside the scroll, there were several red Xs going through some of the kanji. The gray haired nin quirked a brow at Naruto, expecting an explanation from his student.

"Each kanji is a storage seal with a carcass in it and the red x going through it shows that I used it," the crazed genin explained with a bright smile while kicking the pig head extremely hard, a sickening crunch being heard. The head flew through the air and slammed into a tree, splattering blood all over the bark. "GOOOOOOAAAAALLL!" yelled the blonde standing ramrod straight with his hands in the air, a maniacal grin on his face. Everyone just stared in morbid fascination at the blonde, wondering how far off the deep end he had gone.

"So you just carry a scroll full of dead pigs?" Sasuke asked with a disbelieving look.

"Who said they were all pig carcasses, teme?" Naruto asked with his head tilted to the side and a toothy grin on his face. His goggles flashed briefly in the light, revealing blue psychotic gleamed eyes with a slit black pupil. Sasuke paled a bit as did Tazuna, Kakashi's eye widened a bit while Sakura could only stare horrified at her teammate. A whimper was heard and everyone turned their heads to see a very terrified Meizu.

Meizu had woken up in time to see his brother be killed by this strange child. He had watched this child closely and what he saw terrified him. Everything about the child screamed danger to Meizu and those feelings were only reinforced when he saw the child just start to play with a severed head and tell everyone that he carried a scroll full of corpses. He was disturbed even more when he kicked the head into the tree but what terrified him the most was when he caught sight of those eyes. Those eyes just screamed madness, of pain and anguish and complete disregard for life. If Meizu was sure about one thing, it was that this child did not care about who lived and who died, he only cared about killing his enemies, and he would absolutely enjoy killing his enemies.

Naruto grinned at his captive and slowly started to walk forward towards the demon brother, his wolfish grin threatening to split his face in half. "If you'll excuse me, I believe its time to find out why we were graced with the presence of Kiri's best tag team nuke-nins," the gray-blond said with a chuckle. Kakashi just watched the blonde to see what would happen. Slowly Naruto squatted in front of the tied nuke-nin and gave him an eerie smile. "Hey," Naruto said causing Meizu to flinch, "want to play a game?" he asked in low voice.

"G-Game?" Meizu asked fearfully. Naruto nodded enthusiastically as he pulled a serrated dagger from his pocket. The dagger was simple in design, a simple leather wrapped hilt and a silver blade with the sun glinting off of the serrated edges malevolently.

"Yes! A game!" Naruto said happily. Causing everyone to shiver in fear especially Meizu who could only watch the dagger in fear. "The game is called 'Which organ did I just stab?' and all you have to do is say which organ I just stabbed, if you're wrong then I slowly remove the blade and stab it again but slowly, however if you're right I'll pull it out quick and leave it alone" Naruto stated with a mad cackle. "Now, if you don't want to play the game just yell Kitsune and answer all my questions, understand?" Naruto asked.

Meizu just whimpered in fear but gulped and said "I-I-I'm n-ot t-te-telling you anything," Meizu stuttered.

"THEN LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" Naruto yelled happily and immediately plunged the dagger straight in between Meizu's ribs. Meizu screamed in pain while Naruto stared at him, "Now which organ did I just stab?" asked the insane genin.

"Liver?" asked Meizu painfully, hoping beyond hope that he was right.

"Nope, gallbladder though you were close," Naruto said in a singsong voice. "Now for the fun part," he said while slowly removing the serrated blade from the nin's gallbladder. Meizu started to grunt and whimper in pain as the blade slowly edged out, centimeter by painful centimeter, inch by bloody agonizing inch. When the blade finally came free Meizu gave a loud yelp and began panting as if he had been running for three days straight. He watched as Naruto once again placed the blade on his chest, only this time the blade tip was a couple centimeters from the first stab wound. Slowly Naruto began to worm the knife into Meizu's skin and the demon brother started to once again cry out in pain. "KITSUNE!" he screamed, while Naruto suddenly stopped and cupped a hand around his ear.

"What did you say?" asked the blonde with a smirk while he pushed the dagger further into his victim, much to the demon brother's horror and pain.

"I said Kitsune! Please dear Kami stop, I'll tell you anything! I'll tell you about my mission, the Mizukage even the color of my underwear just stop please just stop!" Meizu said in a broken voice with tears coming down his face.

With a satisfied smile, Naruto quickly yanked the dagger out and smiled at his prisoner. "Great! Now first off, who sent you?" questioned Naruto, and soon the blonde and everyone knew about Gato, the bridge, the economy in wave and even about Zabuza and his accomplice they even learned about the war in Kiri. Needless to say, Tazuna was more than a little uncomfortable.

Naruto gave a wolfish grin and said "Well thanks for the info buddy, but now you have to go bye-bye," Before Meizu could ask what that even meant Naruto had pulled out a sledgehammer from seemingly nowhere and literally crushed the man's head like a grape, his blood, bone and brain matter flying all over the place. "Now that's a juicy a tomato!" Naruto said in a crazed Italian accent.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" screamed Sakura, now truly terrified out of her mind at her teammate. Everyone was thinking the same thing except for Kakashi who could only look away, knowing full well what Naruto had become.

Naruto turned to the girl while shouldering his hammer, a confused look on his face. "Um what do you mean exactly? Because otherwise you're just being too broad," Naruto stated.

"I mean first you say you have corpses in a scroll that you use for Kawarimi, then you torture a guy while saying it's a game and when he gives you all this information you kill him by crushing his head! If that wasn't disturbing enough you are actually LAUGHING and making JOKES about it like its nothing!" the girl screeched. She was wondering just what in the name of Kami would cause someone to be like this.

For a second Naruto looked at her, then without warning he burst into a fit of laughter, he was rolling on the ground and holding his sides because he was laughing so hard. After he calmed down he wiped his eyes and stared at her "Are you serious? The smartest girl in the entire class has no idea why I am the way I am? Do you seriously not know what it is to be a ninja? Oh that is just TOO funny!" Naruto proclaimed going into another fit of giggles.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean!" Sakura exclaimed, obviously annoyed.

"I mean, ninja are expected to do this on a regular basis! If you want to survive in this world of shinobi then you will be expected to kill, torture, and even seduce people all for the sake of protecting the village and completing the mission." Naruto said with a grin. After seeing Sakura's shocked look he laughed once more. "Did you really think this job would be easy? That you wouldn't have to do things like this? I am just simply making sure I stay alive and that means showing no mercy, getting as much information I can get anyway I can and as for me laughing and making jokes…" here he paused and grinned evilly at Sakura. "You'll find out soon enough… unless of course you die during this mission," Naruto chuckled.

"Are you saying you'll do the mission?" Tazuna asked.

"Does a bat fly in the dark? Of course I'm doing the mission, the chance to fight Zabuza is just to awesome to pass up!" Naruto said with a giant grin, "Besides I don't like people like Gato, I hate people that use others and cause innocents to suffer," at this everyone stared at the blonde strangely. "What? I may be considered evil and a nut but I only kill and harm enemies, people who have wronged me and those who deserve it," Naruto said with a mock hurt look.

"Then why did you nearly kill Sasuke-kun with that gun! And why would you always harm some of the other kids at school and insult me and Ino?" Sakura demanded angrily.

Naruto laughed except this time it wasn't mocking or terrifying but genuine laughter. "First off, Sasuke has insulted me on a regular basis and is an arrogant ass, second, you and Ino have insulted me as well and not only that but both of you are shallow fangirls who need to grow up and lastly, the only children I harmed were those who tried to hurt me and those who have insulted me, besides I even caused several bullies to actually stop being bullies," Naruto stated while giving both Sasuke and Sakura mocking grins.

"Well, what do you two think we should do? Move on with the mission or abandon it?" Kakashi asked. Sasuke just grunted and gestured that he would go. Sakura immediately followed Sasuke's lead, despite her fear. Once again the team headed out for Wave.

Next day, forest near a lake, 2 miles from Tazuna's home

Team 7 and Tazuna were currently walking down a path when Naruto suddenly tossed a kunai into the tree line with lightning reflexes. Investigating where he had thrown the thing Naruto frowned upon seeing his kunai had killed a white rabbit by going through its neck.

"Naruto what the hell? It was just an innocent rabbit!" Sakura said, dismayed that such a cute creature had its life ended because of the paranoia of her teammate.

"Hn, figures you'd be scared by a rabbit," Sasuke mocked.

While the two were talking both genin failed to notice that a rather heavy mist was rolling in. Standing up, Naruto just sighed and pointed into the distance, "Incoming," said the boy in a deadpan.

Turning around, they immediately hit the dirt in fear as the giant sword barely missed slicing their heads off… well except for Naruto's whose head simply rolled off his shoulders with his body following after. The blade landed with a thunk inside of a tree, the handle sticking out horizontally with a man appearing on said handle.

He had black hair, no eyebrows or shirt, and a Kiri nuke-nin headband placed sideways on his head while the lower part of his face was wrapped in bandages, much like Kakashi's mask. He had black and grey camo pants standard shinobi sandals a black strap that went from shoulder to hip for his sword and a pair of arm warmers that matched his pants. Everyone stared at this man in utter shock, while said man smirked to himself, confident that he had easily scared the civilian and genin with his murderous entrance while effectively putting their jounin on edge.

'Heh, one down and the only other threat is the jounin, this is gonna be easy' though the man. Just as he was about to speak he was stopped by Sakura's screech.

"NARUTO! STOP DOING THAT!"

Confused, Zabuza turned to where she was screaming at and came face to face with a boy wearing black goggles leaning on him like some old friend. Whats more is that Zabuza could have sworn this was the kid he decapitated with his sword not five minutes ago! But that should be impossible since he could clearly see the beheaded corpse of the kid still bleeding on the ground.

"Lets seee… Ah! Here it is!" exclaimed the blonde, who was now reading out of what appeared to be a black book. "Zabuza Mamochi aka The Demon of the Bloody Mist, former jounin of Kirigakure and member of the seven swordsmen. Listed as an A-rank nuke-nin with mastery of the silent killing technique and various water jutsus. Has 'approach with caution' status," finished the boy while snapping the book closed and tucking it away. "Gotta say I'm impressed, though I wonder why you're working for a guy like Gato, though I guess I shouldn't be complaining," finished the blonde with a maniac smile.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Zabuza, now thoroughly confused.

"Me? Well I'm just your everyday run of the mill psychotic genin," giggled Naruto. With that, Naruto smashed his fist straight into Zabuza's face sending the nin flying. Giggling like a maniac, Naruto grabbed the sword under his feet, ripped it free and jumped after the form of Zabuza, screaming nim-nim. Needless to say, the rest of Team 7 and Tazuna were terrified, amazed and embarrassed at the blonde's antics

"Fucking sucker punch," Zabuza mumbled before his eyes widened and he barely avoided being cut in half by his own sword. Quickly, Zabuza kicked the genin away and retrieved his sword. Jumping away, Zabuza used his hidden mist jutsu to hide himself and reevaluate his plan. 'It's a good thing Haku is nearby should anything go wrong, but this kid is something else, granted I doubt he'd be able to beat me on his own, but this kid probably has plenty of aces up his sleeve, better just take them out quickly' thought Zabuza.

Meanwhile Naruto and his team were surrounding Tazuna, Kakashi's sharingan eye revealed while Sasuke and Sakura were shaking from the killing intent, the only thing keeping them from killing themselves was Naruto's carefree attitude and who was oddly singing something to himself. Suddenly Zabuza appeared in between everyone swinging his sword, intent on destroying them all in one swing only to be blocked by Kakashi with a kunai and knocked away by Naruto as he sang out loud.

"When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck cause I'm THE DESIGNATED DRINKER!" Naruto sang out as he laughed while everyone just stared as he pulled out a sake bottle and drained its contents.

"What the hell is wrong with that kid?" asked Zabuza now completely disturbed by the kid.

"Trust me when I say you don't want to know," Kakashi said with some regret. With that the two engaged in combat, the only sign of where they were being the sparks and sounds of clashing metal.

"Hey Naru-kun," Kyuubi said, catching Naruto's attention away from the fight.

'Yeah Vixen-chan?' asked Naruto mentally while taking a drink from another sake bottle.

"There's a girl sitting in the trees, something tells me she's working with the no brow wonder," stated the fox.

'Yup, but lets wait and see what happens, I've got a plan for her if what I think happens, happens' responded the blonde with a wicked grin.

After some time both ninja appeared on top of the water, doing hand seals, As they finished, two water dragons burst from the lake and fought for dominance. After some time the jutsus burst in a large watery explosion and when it cleared, it showed Kakashi trapped in a sphere of water.

"Guys run! This guy is too strong for you!" Kakashi shouted.

"Sorry sensei, can't let you die, you still owe me," Naruto called out.

"Ha! I'll admit you have skills kid but, there isn't a thing you can do to me from there," Zabuza scoffed.

"True," stated Naruto with a smirk, "but what about her?" asked the blonde as suddenly another Naruto appeared from the shadow of the first only he had someone with him. The thing was revealed to be a girl with long black hair and wearing a battle kimono. Her hands were tied firmly behind her back and Naruto's gun against her head.

Zabuza's eyes widened in surprise at this. He didn't expect Haku to be found, but once again this boy had surprised him. He didn't want to lose Haku but he didn't want to give up. "Please, I doubt you have the guts to do it! Even if you do I'll just kill Kakashi!" Zabuza stated.

"Zabuza, I don't even have to worry about killing her cause sooner or later, you'll run out of chakra and it will be child's play for us take you out and the girl's life will be forfeit," Naruto said with a wolfish grin as Zabuza cursed.

He was trapped and he knew it. If Haku died, he'd be on his own and wouldn't even have the faintest hope of completing his mission without the girl, besides he loved the girl like a daughter and didn't want to see her die. Sighing Zabuza glared at the blonde, "What do want kid?"

Naruto smirked. "First release Kakashi then come over here cause I've got a proposition for you," called out the blonde.

"How do I know you won't all kill both of us as soon as I release Hatake?" Zabuza called out. He may die but he wouldn't be killed because of false promises.

"Because Hatake owes me, and if he does, I tell the hokage EVERYTHING," Naruto said with a smirk as Kakashi looked away in shame. "As for Sakura, she's not a threat, and if Sasuke tries anything well," suddenly another clone appeared out of Sasuke's shadow, the dagger from earlier tickling the Uchiha's throat, Naruto snickered as he continued, "I doubt he'll try anything,"

Zabuza though for a moment then released Kakashi as the two then approached shore. Soon both were standing in front of the blonde, Kakashi giving Naruto a small glare. "What?" asked the blonde.

"Would you please remove your clone from Sasuke?" asked Kakashi as he saw Sasuke shaking slightly.

"No problem," Naruto answered as the clone poofed away. Sasuke sighed in relief and sent a glare at Naruto who just shrugged his shoulders and turned back to Zabuza as his other clone released Haku.

"So whats this deal of yours gaki?" Zabuza asked, ready to bolt should things turn sour.

"Simple, you help us get rid of Gato then you come back to Konoha with us to become Leaf ninja," Naruto stated as everyone got a shocked or confused look.

"Are you crazy kid? I'm a missing-nin and not only that but a swordsman of the mist, as soon as Kiri finds out they'll be calling for Konoha's blood!" Zabuza stated while Naruto laughed.

"True but we can fake your death Zabuza, all I'll need is a dead corpse and some of your blood and BOOM! Instant dead Zabuza!" Naruto said happily.

"True but, what about when Kiri starts to hear about a man with Zabuza's sword, skin hair and face? They aren't as stupid as you are," Sasuke said with a smirk. Naruto just sighed.

"Sasuke, all we have to do is change Zabuza's wardrobe, last name, color his sword a different color and besides in case you didn't know nearly every swordsman is either dead OR a missing nin, besides that, Konoha and Kiri don't exactly have a lot to do with each other so the likelihood of anyone ever recognizing Zabuza would only be during the chuunin exams and even then he would just not be able to be a proctor and besides that Zabuza was said to be the weakest of the seven swordsman so as soon as we say he's dead Kiri won't even care that there's a guy in Konoha who looks like him. Hell the only reason Zabuza was even recognized was because both Kakashi and myself read the bingo books extensively so as we aren't surprised on our missions away from the village," explained an annoyed Naruto.

Everyone had to admit, it was a pretty full proof plan, besides that, Kiri was in the middle of a civil war so him being in Konoha would be the last of their problems. Besides, it wasn't that unheard of for missing-nins to join other villages. In fact the only problem Kakashi could see with the plan would be to get the hokage to agree.

"Good point Naruto but what about her?" asked Kakashi pointing to the somewhat confused girl.

"No need to worry there Kakashi, Haku was taught by me and isn't a ninja, so there is no real problem there, besides it would be for the best for Haku," Zabuza stated.

"Whys that?" asked Sakura.

"She has a bloodline and right now, Kiri is trying to kill every single bloodline, which is the reason why I became a missing-nin," Zabuza said as Haku looked down in sadness.

"Seriously? She has one?" asked Naruto as Haku thought that they would start to try killing her. "Sheesh Kiri is stupid, a bloodline is a pretty powerful weapon! Why would they want to get rid of them?" stated the blonde causing Haku to look up in surprise.

Zabuza shrugged, "Beats me kid, all I know is that I had no wish to serve a guy who would kill people for no real reason, but when my coup de etat failed I went rouge," stated the man.

"Well as far as I can tell, Haku having a bloodline will just make it so Konoha treats her like a princess," stated Naruto much to Haku's amazement and surprise.

"So do we have a deal?" asked Naruto as he held out his hand

Zabuza smirked beneath his bandages and grabbed the jinchuuriki's outstretched hand and shook it. "You got it kid, but if you screw me over, I'll chop you in half," declared the big man.

Naruto smirked back at the man, "Same to you my friend," On that note Team 7, Tazuna, Haku and Zabuza headed for Tazuna's home with said bridge builder now wondering what the hell just happened.

Omake

Kakashi had just defeated Zabuza and was now about to deal the death blow.

"Can that eye see the future?" asked Zabuza.

"Yes, and yours is death," stated Kakashi calmly.

Without warning Zabuza hit the ground dead, with several senbon sticking out of his neck. Suddenly, Haku appeared with her mask on. "Thank you for wea-" she was cut off by Kakashi.

"What the hell man? You just stole my kill you jerk!" Kakashi said win an annoyed tone.

"I did not, I just killed him when he was weak," stated Haku.

"NO! You freakin stole my kill! You saw me about to kill him and did it yourself because you're a kill taking ass!" Kakashi accused.

Haku scoffed, "If it was your kill, you would have just killed him instead of being a showoff!"

BANG! BANG!

Suddenly both Haku and Kakashi were dead as Naruto stood grinning with his gun smoking.

"What the hell Naruto you just killed our sensei!" Sakura yelled at Naruto.

"He was being annoying, besides instead f bitching he should have just killed the chick!" Naruto said with a shrug.

"That doesn't change the fact that you killed your own teammate! You can't just go around TKing people!" Sakura lectured. Before she could finish Sasuke appeared and killed her with his kunai.

"Thank god, fucking noob was getting annoying," stated Sasuke.

"Word," Tazuna agreed.

A/N: And done! Yes I know this will cut the wave mission short and I let Zabuza and Haku believe but I just can't really bring myself to kill these two off in my stories. I know it's a weakness and I need to work on it but I just don't like killing those two off. Anyway be sure to R&R! Peace!