Laughter of the Broken
"Speaking"
'Thinking'
"Demon/Summons speaking"
'Demon/Summons thinking'
A/N: So I got some complaints that Naruto wasn't very crazy last chapter and I agree but I really couldn't think of anything insane for him to do and I just wanted to get that chapter done with. This chapter I promise to bring the insanity and more than a little bloodshed. After all, you can't spell manslaughter without laughter!
"Who the hell said it was ok to hold the chuunin exams inside my home?" Naruto shouted while all the genin looked at him like he was insane, well more insane. "What the hell is wrong with that old monkey? The least he could have done is told me! Now I'm going to look like a bad host, because I don't have any snacks or drinks prepared!" ranted the blonde. Everyone gave the blonde a strange look as he ranted about bad manners and how he didn't have time to clean. Sasuke and Sakura just sighed, as it was nothing new to them while Anko smirked a bit. If one thing was for sure the kid was entertaining.
"Alright blondie you can shut it," Anko barked at the blonde. Naruto just seemed to ignore her as he continued his rant, this time about how the tigers hadn't had their fur cleaned and would look absolutely disgusting. Anko got a tic mark at that and threw a kunai at the boy. As soon as the weapon grazed Naruto's cheek he stopped his rant and not seconds later Anko was lapping up the blood from his lightly bleeding cheek. "You have some tasty blood," Anko purred into his ear, "Be a shame if it got sprayed all over the forest because you don't know to keep your mouth shut," she said, confident she had finally freaked the teen out.
However Naruto did something no one expected. Twirling around the blonde grabbed Anko's head and rammed his lips against hers. Surprised, the girl had no time to react to Naruto's tongue invading her mouth and then caressing her own tongue. Just as she was melting into the kiss and about to fight back with her own tongue the kiss had ended with the blonde smacking his lips and hand on chin in a thoughtful manner.
"You know you're right," he said with a grin, "My blood is delicious!" he proclaimed. With that the blonde grabbed two shot glasses and a kunai from his trench coat and in one swift motion, cut his palm open and poured the blood into the glasses. "Bottoms up!" he proclaimed before downing one of them and throwing the empty glass behind him, the object shattering on the face of a certain red headed Suna-nin.
"Um, Gaara..," said one of his teammates nervously, a boy clad in a black cat suit with purple war paint (its make up) on his face and some strange bandaged object on his back. "You okay," he asked, as some blood dripped down the red head's face, while the boy himself had a blank look the entire time.
"He dies, slowly… painfully…" replied the boy named Gaara "I don't care if mother wants his demon… he will die!" he said with a burst of killing intent to make his point across. His teammates just shuddered while the blonde girl thought. 'That kid is screwed'
"Who wants some?" Naruto cried as he held the other blood filled glass out to everyone. Needless to say they all stepped back except for a female Kusa nin.
"I'll take ssome," the girl said with a slight hiss. With a grin the boy gave her the glass and she held it up in a toast "To your health," she hissed before downing the glass.
'Dear god these guys are freaks!' thought one Hinata Hyuuga as she sent a disgusted look at the blonde and girl. Hinata was a rather, er, 'mean' girl… ok because of constant shunning from her family, Hinata had devoted EVERYTHING into her training and was only rivaled by her cousin Neji, but because of this, she had KILLED her social skills and looked down on everyone. She was a grade A, top of the class, cream of the crop, BITCH! She just wore a tight muscle shirt that showed off her flat stomach and borderline D-cup breasts along with some tight pants that stopped at mid-shin with a kunai holster on her right thigh and high-heeled shinobi sandals. She also had waist length midnight blue hair and a permanent icy look in her lavender pupil less eyes. "If you two freaks are done drinking tainted blood how about miss slutty here starts the second exam?" she demanded in a cold voice.
Anko frowned and was about to put the girl in her place when she heard a bang go off and saw a cut appear on the Hyuuga's cheek, whose eyes were wide with surprise. Turning she saw Naruto with his gun out, grinning like a mad man at the Hyuuga heiress. "Sorry about that, I was actually aiming to take your eye out, but it seems my sights need some adjusting or…" sinking into his shadow he reappeared behind the girl, mouth next to the Hinata's ear and gun barrel digging into her head painfully, "I could just shoot from here," he whispered in a psychotic giggle. Suddenly his voice changed as he dug a little more into the girl's head with the weapon, "Now listen Hyuuga," he said in a cold, dead voice, "insult her again and you WILL wish I had blown your brains out with a bullet," With that the blonde disappeared once more into his shadow and next to his teammates.
Hinata just stood there, stunned at what the boy had said and done. NO ONE had ever talked to her like that. No one had even gotten that close to her before except for in spars. Well, Kiba had tried once and ended up in the hospital for about five days. 'That boy… is interesting' she thought with a slight smirk as she glared at the blonde.
Anko saw the glare and smirked as well. 'This promises to be a very interesting exam' Anko mentally snickered.
20 minutes later in the forest of death
Basically, the test was a survival challenge. Each team had either had a heaven or earth scroll and had to get the opposite of their scroll from another team. Once they had the scroll they had to get to the tower in the center of the forest. They had five days to get the needed scroll, killing was allowed, they weren't allowed to look at the contents of their scroll until they made it to the tower and they had to have a full team and both a heaven and earth scroll in order to pass.
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were sitting high in a tree trying to make a plan. "The first thing we need to do is find out who will carry our heaven scroll," Sasuke stated, "I can't take it because the other teams will believe the strongest has it, so I can't take it," he said as Sakura looked at him with hearts in her eyes. Naruto, however, had summoned up four clones and was playing Russian roulette with them. Surprisingly, the four he summoned were Ichi, Ni, San and Shi
"My turn!" said an excited San as he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. There was only a click, signifying he the bullet had still yet to be shot. "Aww, looks like you're up Ichi!" San chirped happily. Ichi just rolled his eyes and grabbed the gun. The clone stared at it, a little scared that the bullet might be shot. A clone may only be mad of chakra but they still felt pain and a bullet in the brain was not a very pleasant feeling to have.
"What's wrong Ichi? Scared?" asked Shi in a dead voice.
"Shut up Shi!" Ichi shot back, "I ain't scared of some stupid bullet!" he declared. With that, the clone put the gun to his head, charged in some chakra and pulled the trigger. With a bang, the bullet dispelled the clone as all the Naruto's laughed at their brother's unfortunate luck, except for Ni who just rolled his eyes and lied down to sleep. Giggling Naruto resummoned a very pissed clone. "Assholes stop laughing! That fucking hurt!" Ichi exclaimed as he sent a furious glare towards the other clones and original.
"Would you stop messing around?" yelled Sakura at her teammate and his clones. "This is serious and Sasuke-kun is trying to make a plan!" she lectured.
"Yes I know," Naruto stated with a dismissive wave. "Mister tomb and gloom wants someone to carry the scroll but he says he can't carry it because he'd be the first person people would attack to get it, which is wrong because EVERYONE will be doing the same thing," Naruto replied while picking at his fingernails.
"And what does that mean dobe?" Sasuke growled.
"Easy, any ninja worth his salt would know to give the scroll to the least likely person, in other words the weakest member, but a better ninja knows this thinking and gives the scroll to the most likely choice which would be the strongest on the team, but an even better ninja would give the scroll to the middleman who is neither the weakest nor the strongest but the best ninja has an even better idea and hides the scroll by either making a decoy, henging it to look like something else and so on," explained the blonde.
Sasuke seemed to look like he understood but was inwardly confused. Sakura on the other hand voiced her confusion by screeching in a volume that would make a howler monkey jealous, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
As everyone tried to regain their hearing Ichi made his opinion known. "You are the loudest bitch I have ever known! If anyone has to wonder if you're a screamer the answer is obvious!" he shouted. "Though who ever does the horizontal mix with you is going to be deaf after foreplay!" grumbled the clone while Shi nodded in agreement.
"Seriously, you really need to watch your voice volume," Shi stated.
"And why should I?" demanded Sakura. Suddenly, the whistling of thrown kunai was heard and Team 7 along with the clones quickly leapt to the forest floor to avoid no less then fifty kunai thrown at them. Suddenly from the ground appeared hundreds of Ame-nins wearing ugly yellow skintight full body suits and rebreathers started to form from the ground.
"Mostly because that mouth of yours may be perfect for taking more than one cock in your mouth, but its going to get us killed," Ichi declared with a growl as he took up a defensive position along with his lookalikes.
"Hand over the scroll and you won't die," declared one of the Ame-nins but it was being thrown all over the place.
"What do we do?" Sakura asked fearfully. In answer, Sasuke activated his sharingan while Naruto and his clones each armed themselves with a kunai in each hand.
"All right fellas, a five six seven eight!" the original proclaimed as he snapped out a fast beat with a giant grin on his face. With that all five Narutos leapt into the fray and started to slice away at what was a mixture of simple bunshin and earth clones.
Ichi laughed maniacally as he brutally slaughtered the Ame clones but snarled every time he was rewarded only with a disappearing illusion or some earth hitting the dirt. "Come out and fight cowards! Let me taste your blood!" he commanded before ripping out an earth clone's neck.
Ni seemed bored as he did the bare minimum to avoid attacks and dispel the earth clones. He yawned as an earth clone tried to decapitate him but avoided the strike by barely leaning back then dispelled the clone with a simple kick to the family jewels. "Troublesome," he muttered before backhanding another simple bunshin.
San and Ni were working back to back as they played a game of twenty questions. "Are you male?" San asked while stabbing two clones.
"Yes," replied the logical clone as he parried a strike then kicked the earth clone away.
"Are you a Konoha shinobi,"
"Yes"
"Do you hide most of your face?" San asked while upper cutting a simple bunshin.
"Hai," replied the logical clone.
"Are you Kakashi?" finished San as he used a shadow spike to kill another earth clone.
"Correct!" Shi exclaimed while using a knife strike against another one.
The original was laughing as he swung a shadow sword around. Cutting left and right with seeming no regard to any danger sent his way. For the most part, the boy seemed drunk as e swung the wind infused shadow sword around. "Ring around the rosie! Pockets full of posies! Ashes, ashes we all fall down!" sang the blonde as he spun, sending a burst of wind chakra through his sword, cutting through the last of the clones near him.
'Where are they?' Sasuke thought as watched the battle. Throughout the entire battle the boy had used his sharingan to try and find the source of the seemingly endless clones, but he had found nothing but chakra constructs. 'They must be attacking from a distance!' Sasuke realized. This time he looked at a clone and found a small trail of chakra leading back towards a large branch covered with leaves. Smirking the boy did some quick handseals before inhaling deeply. "Katon: Spitfire jutsu!" Sasuke declared as he spat a fireball into the hiding place.
Eyes widening in fear, the three Ame-nins jumped from their hiding place out into the open. Before they could say anything they found themselves being attacked by a very bloodthirsty Ichi. "Finally!" roared the clone in satisfaction. With that, the blonde grabbed one of the Ame-nin, quickly slicing the tendons in the shinobi's legs and yanking with all his might on the arms of the nin, causing them to pop out of their sockets rather painfully if the unfortunate ninja's screams were anything to go by.
His teammates rushed to help but found themselves being held in place by the other shadow clones via the Nara clan style shadow possession jutsu. "Just sit back and enjoy the show," the original declared before turning back to Ichi.
"No! Please stop!" begged the ninja "Mercy!" he cried.
"All out of mercy," Ichi grunted as he sat on the Ame-nin's back. He then grabbed the sides of the ninja's head and began to pull. "All we have left is bladeless DECAPITATION!" he roared with primal glee. And with that, Ichi ripped the screaming ninja's head off, pulling the spine out with it. For a second, a strangled scream tore from the ninja's body while the face contorted into a visage of agonizing pain. Spraying a fountain of blood, the body fell to the ground, spraying all of its precious floods on the forest floor while the light in the ninja's eyes faded but the face stayed the same.
"Look like you're out of the game," Ichi whispered as he panted. The clone was currently coming down from his adrenaline high he had gathered from fighting and killing the ninja whose head was now in his hand. With a grin, Ichi grabbed the spine that was sticking out of the head still and swung it like a club. With a sickening splat, the organic weapon smashed against a tree and exploded in a shower of blood, bones and brain matter. "Well I'm satisfied, see you guys later," Ichi said in a happy chirp before dispelling.
Shrugging Naruto pulled out his gun and killed the other two nins with a bored look while his other clones dispelled as well. "You have some serious problems dobe," Sasuke stated as he sent a disgusted look towards the remains of their enemies. Sakura just looked pale and ready to puke at a moments notice.
"This coming from the boy whose family used their insane founder's plot to take over and enslave its own comrades with the unwilling help of a smoking hot demon and an eye that requires you to kill your best friend just to upgrade then go blind every time you use them," Naruto replied coolly as he started to search for the scroll, smirking slightly as he saw Sasuke tense up and dart his eyes towards Sakura nervously, "and don't even get me started on your obsession to kill your brother, the ONLY competent Uchiha and the fact you throw every girl who approaches you away then go after the women who want nothing to do with you," sighing Naruto frowned as he pulled up a heaven scroll.
"Sasuke doesn't have problems!" Sakura nearly yelled, "You're the one who keeps killing everyone! You laugh at the pain you cause and even your clones get a sick pleasure in killing people in the most brutal ways I've ever seen!" Sakura ranted. Naruto just tuned her out while he sealed away the remains of the three enemy ninjas into his replacement scroll.
"So what do we do now?" Sasuke asked quietly to himself. He watched as Naruto took one of the heaven scrolls and dropped it into his shadow, where it just disappeared. Blinking Sasuke frowned at that. "Oi, dobe," he said catching a curious look from Naruto. "How do you do that shadow thing?" the Uchiha demanded.
"Why?" asked the blonde.
Sasuke bit back his usual Uchiha elite reason and said "Because what if we need to grab the scroll and you're not around or unconscious?" Sasuke inquired, "If you show us how to use the shadows like you do, then we could grab the scroll without your help," Sasuke said with a smirk confident he'd reasoned with the blonde and said boy would show the Uchiha all his tricks. The only problem with Sasuke's idea… Naruto's insane.
"No," Naruto stated simply.
"What?" Sasuke asked in disbelief
"I said no, as in I'm not teaching you jack shit," Naruto stated simply.
"And why not? Can't you see the reason to do this? What if we have to give up our scroll in order to live, but you're knocked out? We'll end up failing because one of us died!" Sasuke half shouted.
Naruto just shrugged. "That's your problem, and before you explain slash complain, reason holds no water to one with a broken mind nor does complaints because frankly," here he turned and gave the Uchiha a big grin "I couldn't give a flying ass fuck what you think needle dick,".
Naruto laughed at his teammate's gob smacked expression before a giant gust of wind blew through the trees, lifting Naruto up and blowing him away "Curse you Boreas of the north wind!" cried the boy as he was blown away while Sakura slammed into a tree and fell unconscious. Sasuke had somehow used chakra to stay where he was but he immediately wished he hadn't as a certain female Kusa-nin appeared.
"Hello… Sasuke-kun, ku ku ku," chuckled the snake like kunochi. With that, she froze the Uchiha in place with killing intent before slowly walking forward.
'Shit' he thought as he was now frozen in place.
With Naruto, seven iles south of his original position
'Damn, that hurt' thought the blonde as he ripped himself out of the tree he was embedded in. Frowning, the blonde saw that his arm was dislocated so with a sigh the boy grabbed it and snapped it back into place with a shallow grunt of pain. "You'd think Boreas would get over that loss already," the boy muttered as he observed his surroundings, "I only beat him at poker and took his life savings and then banged his wife but seriously, not cool!" he shouted while shaking a fist towards the north.
"You done living in your fantasy world yet?" Kyuubi deadpanned.
'For the moment why?' asked the blonde.
"Because you're about to be devoured by a snake the size of a bijuu's dick," she declared. Looking up, the boy saw a giant snake about to do what a fat guy does to most food, eat their food without bothering to chew.
"My grandma what big tee-," the blonde was cut off as he was ingested by the giant snake. Gulping, the giant reptile gave a satisfied hiss and decided to see if his summoner had finished his task. However he stopped slithering and froze in confusion as he felt something queer in his stomach, he felt more full.
Meanwhile in the snake's belly Naruto had been trying to summon an army of shadow clones in order to burst the snake open but instead he had only summoned up his usual clones.
"Where the hell are we?" Ichi shouted
"If I had to guess I believe we are in a snake's belly," replied Shi as he and the others used chakra to stop from falling into the snake's stomach acid.
"Wow! Not everyday you get to witness digestion first hand!" San said happily as he observed their surroundings.
"This sucks," Ni said simply.
'Ok why did I only summon four clones? And why is it that these four are always the ones to be summoned?' Naruto asked his tenant and lover.
"Well. As for why there are only four, I've cut off most of your chakra for the transformation process so you've got about a tail and a half's worth of chakra to use because I need some to create a body and you're going to need every ounce of chakra you want for this to go over without a hitch," Kyuubi explained. "Remember your entire chakra network is going to be remade and in order for that to happen, you need at least 4 tails worth of chakra and I need another three tails worth to make a body!" warned the trapped demon.
"As for the clones, I think they might be what you call familiars," Kyuubi supplied.
'Aren't familiars supposed to be summoned animals or something like that?' Naruto asked.
"Most of the time but Kage Bunshin is a bit like summoning so that if you summon a certain clone enough times, it ceases to become a clone but rather another entity. Granted, they still obey every order you give as well as send you any memories they have, but they're now their own people, apparently these five are YOUR familiars," Kyuubi explained.
Naruto thought for a moment on that, 'But people who summon usually only have one familiar, why do I have four?' he asked.
"Normal people have one familiar, YOU summon five clones as easily as someone makes one clone. And seeing as Kage Bunshin is just a bastardized version of a summoning and cloning technique, its not impossible for you to have familiars like this," she stated in a somewhat annoyed voice. "If you're done we might want to get out of here seeing as you're going to go through the transformation process in less than oh say AN HOUR!" she shouted.
'One more question' the blonde replied. 'Where the hell do the clones GO when they disappear?'
"They…" she started only to blink and ponder on that question. Where DID they go? She would have said they just vanished and were born from different parts of Naruto's personality and thoughts with the chakra creating their body and minds, but that didn't seem correct. Clones only knew what the original did and could use that info in any way they wished which led them to have independent thought which allowed them to be able to gather info. Yet these four clones had shown that they knew things that the original DIDN'T, a prime example being that Ni, the lazy clone, figured out you could combine shadow chakra with wind chakra. The thing was, Naruto hadn't even known you could combine elements like that, hell, he didn't even know how to channel wind chakra yet when Ni dispelled, he figured out how! Kyuubi would have dismissed it that Naruto had read it somewhere, but to manipulate wind chakra, even with an army of shadow clones, took at least a month to grasp and another week to master! Yet Ni had easily been able to manipulate both shadow and wind. The only logical conclusion was that Ichi, Ni, San and Shi weren't clones!
"I have no idea…" Kyuubi responded.
Naruto just shrugged and decided it was a mystery to be solved at another time, right now they had to get out of this snake and back to their teammates. "ok guys, we need a plan to get out of here, and I don't think using the entrance or exit is a good idea," the original said to his lookalikes. "Any suggestions?"
"We could try to make him vomit us up," San chipped in.
"The stomach acid would rise and most likely kill us if we tried that," Shi explained.
"Then why don't we just use the shadows and walk out?" asked Ichi.
"No shadows are in here because there's no light," Ni drawled.
"Well then what can we do?" the original asked.
There was quiet for a bit before Ichi gained a devilish smile. "Then lets try doing THIS!" he roared with glee. Before anyone knew what was happening, the violent clone had taken every bit of chakra it had and started to spin it in between his hands. Grinning madly, the boy then channeled wind chakra into it, causing a sharp whistling sound to be heard and for the chakra to form what appeared to be a buzz saw. With a roar, Ichi charged with his new weapon and plunged it into the walls of the snake's stomach.
At first, nothing happened. Then, the blade cut through the snake before it exploded due to lack of chakra control. The snake itself would have roared in pain but it could only hiss in agony as the other Naruto's made their escape.
"Well that was an interesting technique," Ni observed as he and the others leapt into a branch to watch the snake slowly die, a mixture of its own stomach acid and blood spilling everywhere. The cut itself seemed to go around a fourth of the snake and it was obvious the snake would die in a matter of minutes, due to blood loss and being digested by it's own stomach acid.
'Kyuubi was right, no way are these just clones' Naruto thought while glancing at his familiars.
"Right boys, I think its about time we go see what our teammates are up to," Naruto stated. The remaining three nodded and leapt off with San, Shi and Naruto in the lead while Ni followed behind them at a lazy pace. "Now where or where could those two be?" Naruto wondered. "Hmm. Where would an emo and his fangirl go if they were alone with each other in the middle of a forest of death?"
Everyone stopped when they heard a perverted giggle from Shi and saw him with a lecherous smirk on his face. Shi turned to them and just shrugged, "Are you seriously surprised that one of your clones is an emotionless logic as well as a pervert?" he asked. They just shrugged and were about to run again when they heard the scream of one Sasuke Uchiha. "Kinky," Shi stated with a perverted chuckle as he leapt off towards the scream with the others soon following.
The scene they arrived upon was one Sasuke Uchiha clutching his neck while some strange seal appeared on it along with a terrified Sakura, and some very pale long black haired man with facial features like a snake just chuckled at the scene. "Soon Sasuke-kun, you will be mine!" he hissed.
"Ok he's obviously a pedophile," Naruto deadpanned as he watched his teammates pass out, one from pain and the other from fear (pa-freakin-thetic). The snake man then began to walk away. "Ok guys, we may have a bit of an issue seeing as how one of the sannin has immobilized our teammates and has most likely given Sasuke some weird hickey," Naruto told his clones.
"So what do you want us to do boss?" San asked excitedly.
"Ni, take duck ass hairdo and miss scream to a safe spot, maybe one of Tsuru's labs," the original ordered. Ni shrugged and jumped to the two before shadow walking them out of the place. "San, go to the hokage and tell him what's happened and Shi, summon Ichi and go help Ni defend the location he picked," he finished. The two nodded before dashing off.
Once they were gone Naruto began to jump from his branch and pursued the snake.
"What are you doing?" Kyuubi practically shouted at her container, causing him to nearly crash into a tree. "We have maybe FIVE MINUTES! Before the change occurs and you're chasing a fucking SANNIN!" she roared.
'I need to find out what he's doing, and this may be my only chance in a long time to kill him for what he did to us!' Naruto growled.
"You're going to get yourself killed is what you're going to do!" she shot back angrily. "We'll kill him after the change! Just be pa-" she started to lecture the boy before being cut off.
'NO! He will not get away from me!' Naruto roared in his head as he grit his teeth in fury and began to increase his speed. 'He killed your kits and the reason you were sealed inside of a human, he took Anko in, only to betray her and leave her for dead with holes in her memories! He's the reason I can't have a happy life! "IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM I CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING PEACE OR HAPPINESS IN THIS FUCKING WORLD!" Naruto roared, releasing killing intent as branches began smashing under his feet as he leapt off them. As he ran, he recalled memories of beatings, the nightmares that had plagued his sleep for years and the voices that told him he was nothing, to give up and to just roll over and die.
Snarling the blonde finally saw the snake and gave a maniac laugh at the man as he pounced. Turning, Orochimaru's eyes widened in surprise but before he could do anything, Naruto had already tackled him to the ground and plunged his now clawed hand into the man's chest, puncturing the heart. Naruto, in his blood crazed stupor howled in victory only to leap off the now dissolving earth clone in shock and fury.
"Ah the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki! I was wondering where you went," hissed a voice in amusement. Naruto whirled around to see the snake man emerging from the tree they were on. The blonde soon to be demon snarled at the snake man and leapt again at him, his mind completely blinded by the desire to kill this one person.
Orochimaru just chuckled before he deftly sidestepped the enraged boy and backhanded the blonde into a tree. Groaning, the blonde tried to get up but was wrapped to the tree by a snake, arms and hands firmly pinned to his sides. "It seems the fox has taken over your little mind Naruto-kun," Orochimaru said softly. "I'd love to stay and chat but I've got things to do," he said dismissively.
Roaring, Naruto ripped the snake apart and charged at the snake sannin again, only to bb hit in the stomach by Orochimaru, his fingers glowing purple as he rammed them into Naruto's gut. Gasping, the boy hit the ground, bloodlust and demonic chakra gone, sealed away. "Now, now Naruto, Don't make me kill you, you're far too interesting," Orochimaru said in a sweet lecturing voice.
Naruto gave one more hate filled glare at the snake before giving a crooked smile, "Heh I'm FAR too strange to be killed," he replied. With that the boy fell unconscious while unbeknownst to the snake, the five-pronged seal that Orochimaru had put on his stomach had disappeared and the demon seal was glowing a very eerie yellow.
Just as the pedophile was about to leave, he was pinned to the tree by a snake being wrapped around him. "Been awhile, sensei," spat a voice. Appearing in front of him was none other than Anko, her eyes burning with hatred and a very sadistic smile on her face.
"Ah, if it isn't little Anko-chan, how have you been dealing with my gift," hissed the man. Anko growled at the man and walked forward. Without warning, she reached down and grabbed Orochimaru's pale hand in a strange seal.
"What are you doing?" asked the man in amusement, knowing full well what she was about to do.
"Oh nothing much, just making sure no one else has to deal with you," Anko smiled sweetly as she started to do hand seals. The she got a serious look, "I'm going to kill you, even at the cost of my own life," she declared.
However something very unexpected happened then. No, the snake didn't replace himself with a clone or sink into the tree. Naruto, who had been unconscious, suddenly started to scream. Surprised both snake users looked to see Naruto thrashing on the branch while a black and red chakra swirled around him violently, ripping apart his clothes and leaving him in tattered black shorts. With interest they watched as Naruto's body seemed to change, his hands turning into vicious claws while his hair turned lengthened and turned gray with tips akin to the color of dried blood. The goggles shattered to reveal slit black pupils, sickly yellow irises and the whites changed to a blood red. Naruto's body slowly started to change, growing stronger and taller till he looked like he was an extremely fit eighteen years old. Slowly the scream turned to laughter as his teeth became sharper and ebony black horns began to sprout from his fore head for about five inches, slightly curving back while his skin started to become a earthy red..
There was an explosion of chakra from the boy, causing everything to be bathed in an eerie red light, blinding the two onlookers. When it cleared they beheld Naruto, standing tall with a long thin devil tail with a spaded tip waving behind him and a very insane grin on his face. Next to him was a very beautiful red head with fox ears and nine tails waving behind her. The most notable feature about her was the fact that she was naked.
"Freedom!" she shouted in glee, only to sway drunkenly and give a giggle before hitting the ground out like a light.
Naruto grinned and said, "Now that Vixen-chan is free and I'm a demon, I'm going to pass out, good night," and with that, he too fell over, out cold with an arm draped over the unconscious Kyuubi's waist.
Quickly getting over his shock Orochimaru said to Anko "Don't stop he exams or Konoha will die," before sinking into the tree to ponder what the hell just happened.
Anko, alone with two unconscious demon's just thought one thing, 'What the fuck just happened?'
A/N: Another chapter finito! Ok read and review, blah, blah, blah, and here are the girls I will consider for the final slot in the harem!
Tenten
Haku
Tayuya
Choose or forever wonder what could of happened! Also I need someone to write a lemon for me sooner or later because you just can't have a harem fic without a lemon. So come volunteer or be left with my attempt at one!