Dark's embarrassing secret
Luna started off from the first time he stayed out too late. Everyone was freaking out because they couldn't find him. Only Luna found him, and in the last place she'd thought he would go! He was sitting in a tree above a small business called: SUNSET PUBLIC BATH HOUSE.
DARK! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! roared Luna. There was a yell and the Phantom Thief lost his balance and fell hard on the ground below.
THANKS A LOT! I wasn't doing anything illegal and I was well hidden until YOU startled me!
It's your own damn fault if you get caught! You should have been home hours ago. Next time you want to act like a pervert, do it on a night that you aren't supposed to miss!
Dark continued to grumble in his mind while he got up off the cold stone. Why did Luna have to yell at him like that? She could have gotten him caught!
Hurry up you lazy baka!
I'm coming, I'm coming! Quit griping already!
When they got home, the infamous Kaito Dark Mousey got his head bitten off by his mother. Luna tried to keep a straight face until she was done, but failed at her attempt. This wouldn't be the last time she caught him acting like a perverted thief.
The second time she caught him; he had taken her advice and went on a night he wasn't out stealing. The second time had near identical results as the first. The third time he pulled this stunt, she had had enough!
Dark what did we talk about last month?!
Quit trying to sneak a peek in the women's bath house.
And what are you doing right now?
I'm looking in a place where I won't bust my ass from falling out of a tree when you come. Gonna tell mom like last time?
Hell no. I've had it up to here with this brother! Are you in your human form?
Yes, why do you ask?
You'll see soon enough. Mom won't be the only one mad at you this time!
Luna went down, switched forms, and then went to talk to the manager of the bath house. It took them thirty seconds to find him. Luna was right, mom was furious, but so were the women and the manager! He was in major trouble this time!
Krad was holding his sides by the time it came to that point in her tale. Satoshi was also laughing pretty hard.
The last time she caught him, it would be the second-to-last thing she would do as his sister.
It all happened on a night similar to the first time Dark went to the Bath House. Luna tagged along to make sure he wouldn't try again. The piece they went to steal was called "the Lunar Star of Darkness."
"Oh great, my least favorite kind of artwork!" grumbled Dark.
"You have preference to art? Who are you and what have you done to my perverted brother?"
"Ha ha very funny! I prefer stealing art and going home to having to seal it before I take it!!"