In this chapter the caps are Bethany's thoughts. I wrote this all on my ipad so I couldn't really put them in anything else.

~Beka McCarty Cullen

Esme's Handbook

BETHANY POV

My name is Esme Cullen. My husband Carlisle and I have adopted ten children.

TEN CHILDREN ARE THESE PEOPLE CARZY?
Because they are adopted we allow are children to date.
APPARENTLY THEY ARE!
Our first adopted is Edward. He is seventeen. He loves music and can easily read people. We adopted him after his parents died of a sickness. Second we have Rosalie. She is eighteen and she can be very bitchy (that's putting it a nice way) it also takes her a while to trust people because of her past. She has asked me not to mention it all I will say it was very traumatic. Third we adopted Emmett. He is also eighteen .He may seem scary but he is a big teddy bear. We adopted him after Rosalie found him in the woods being mauled by a bear. Since then they have been inseparable and are the first of the couples. Forth we adopted Alice. She is seventeen, don't let her size fool you she is a crazy shopaholic and can be very... demanding. She cannot remember her childhood and although we know we will not tell her. THAT'S HORRIBLE THEY WILL NOT TELL THEIR CHILD OF HER OWN PAST. I WILL BE SURE SHE FINDS OUT COME TO RULE CHANGE. Fifth we have Jasper. He is eighteen. He can be very emotional at times. He and Alice are the second couple. After Jasper we have Isabella, I will warn you now do not call her Isabella unless you are up for a fight. She is very quiet at times but can also be the loudest one in the house. She is seventeen and she and Edward are the third couple. Next we have Renesmee or as we call her Nessie. She Edwards's biological sister and the munchkin of the house at sixteen. After Nessie is Jacob. He is easily the odd one out but fits in perfectly. He is also eighteen and he and Renesmee are the fourth couple. Oh and for your sanity do not let Rosalie and Jacob to close to each other. Ninth we have Kellan. He is seventeen. Watch your back when your with him, he is a prankster and a half. He too like Emmett may look intimidating but is a big teddy bear on the inside. Remember not to put him with Emmett and Jasper they will prank everyone (their favorite target is Edward.) And last but certainly not least we have Rebekah. Rebekah, Rebekah, Rebekah what to do with her. She is very outgoing but can be as bitchy as Rosalie. Please for your own sake do not I repeat DO NOT get her angry, she has anger issues because of her past and barely any self control. Also she is known for being overly dramatic. THIS GIRL SOUNDS CRAZY I WONDER IF SHE IS TAKING ANY MEDICATION? She is also a baby of the house at sixteen. She and Kellan are our final couple. THIS FAMILY IS CRAZY; THEY ARE GOING TO BE PUT IN THEIR PLACE ONCE RULE CHANGE COMES. THEY DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE GOOD PARENTS! I MEAN WHO LETS THEIR CHILDREN DATE I DO NOT CARE IF THEY ARE ADOPTED IT IS VILE AND DISGUSTING. I do most of cleaning in the house, except for the children's rooms. There is no set schedule. The children cook whatever they are hungry and eat whenever. I have found that the house will run smoother because we will not fight over the food and exedra. We have few rules and as long as the children learn from their mistakes no punishments. NO PUNISHMENTS THESE PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE PARENTS! Thank you for this opportunity, I hope you enjoy your weeks in the Cullen household ~Esme
Ps
: Good Luck!
GREAT I AM STUCK WITH SOME CRAZY FAMILY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. ESME IS LUCKY TO SPEND TWO WEEKS WITH MY PERFECT FAMILY; SHE WILL NOT WANT TO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WAIT. THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROUGH TWO WEEKS.