"You make me feel out of my element, like I'm drifting out to the sea. Like the tides pullin' me in deeper, makin' it harder to breathe. We cannot deny, how we feel inside, we cannot deny. Were you right, was I wrong. Were you weak, was I strong. Both of us broken, caught in a moment. We lived and we loved, and we hurt and we jumped. But the planets all aligned, when you looked into my eyes. And just like that, the chemicals react, the chemicals react."

Yo! I've offically taken a liking to adding random songs at the begining and ending of each chapter! YAY! :D

This was called Chemicals React by ALY & AJ. So this song had nothing to do with the story, I was just randomly listening to it!

Ah, here's another one-shot by yours truly! I just wanted to say a MASSIVE THANK YOU to all the reviews I have received so far! Also like I said in the summary of this... umm... collection I can do other pairings, so if you'd like me to write a story for a different pairing then tell me the pairing, and the genre and I'll try and come up with something! Though I have some conditions, ABSOLUTELY NO GRAYxJUVIA! I hate the pairing, so please don't request it, 'cause you'll just be wasting both of our time and I'll probably throw a hissy-fit and end up complaining to GrannyVic (SkyVic).

Anyway, now that that's out of the way... I OWN DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL!

Enjoy my pretties! :3

"Keep rowing!" Erza yelled.

Team Natsu were currently on a small sail boat, they had recently chosen a job that requires them to steal a magical artefact from a sanctuary on an island across a giant lake, hence the boat, but sadly for them the wind had died down and they now had to row all the way back to the mainland. It was a stealth mission, they were meant to act like tourists who rowed across to the island for some 'sightseeing', when they were really gathering information about the security of the artefact before stealing it and returning it to the client. Though that all when up in flames as soon as Gray decided beat up one of the guards for hitting on Lucy.

~Flashback~

The group were currently inside the sanctuary looking around. The artefact they were meant to steal was a few metres away from them. They looked around at the security, there were four guards surrounding the artefact and two on each exit. One of the guards was approaching Lucy who was standing beside Gray, the guard was tall and well-built, he had red hair styled into a Mohawk and dark brown eyes, he had a pair of sunglasses resting atop his head and two earrings on his left ear.

The man was now standing in front of Lucy; he ran his hand down her arm, ignoring Gray who was currently fuming beside her. "Hey cutie, your body is a wonderland and I wanna be Alice." He said in a deep husky voice, a sexy smirk was planted on his face.

Lucy stood there unaffected. She already had a man who gets to explore her 'wonderland' and he was standing right beside her looking like he was about to rip this man's head off.

"How about you just stay away from her you disgusting bastard?" Gray spat, his dark eyes aflame with the fires of hell, he was beyond furious with the man who was trying to flirt with HIS girlfriend.

The guard on the other hand just smirked at him, "What didn't your parents ever teach you how to share?"

'Oh hell no!' Gray thought as he put his hand on top of the other getting ready to fire his magic. "Ice Make: Cannon!" Gray shouts, shooting 'Alice' across the room and into the artefact, smashing it to pieces.

"Oi Stripper! You just destroyed the artefact!" Natsu yelled.

Gray just shrugs and wraps his hand around Lucy's waist possessively before walking back towards the boat. "Come on, let's get out of here."

~End of Flashback~

"Hurry! They're coming!" Erza screamed, not only did they destroy the item they were meant to steal but now they were about to get caught.

"Dammit Lucy, stop squirming on my lap!" Gray said, feeling blood rushing south as Lucy rubbed against his lower regions while rowing as fast as she could as to not be sliced by Erza's swords. They had to sit on each other's laps because they decided to get the smaller boat to save money.

"Huh, did I do something wrong Gray?" Lucy asked innocently, looking at Gray with a cheeky grin without stopping her rowing motion.

Not being able to hold back his sexual urge, Gray dived for Lucy's lips. Surprised at first Lucy stopped rowing, allowing Gray to pick her up and turn her around to face him. They then started their steamy make out session, forgetting they were still being chased.

Erza shoved them over so she could grab both paddles and started rowing as fast as she could. Natsu was on the ground withering in pain from his motion sickness, Happy sitting beside him was covering his mouth with his paw whilst snickering "They liiiikkkeee each other." He received a grunt meaning 'No duh' from Natsu.

As soon as the boat finally reached the docks, Gray picked Lucy up bridal style and carried her towards their inn room, never separating from their lip lock.

Erza picked up Natsu and walked towards their separate rooms across from the couple who were now making love. They heard moans and screams of pleasure as they passed the lovers door. "I am never going rowing with those two again." Erza seethed as she dumped Natsu on his bed and headed to her own.

She got no sleep that night; no one could with all the noise coming from across the hall.

"I can't get you outta my mind, with the way you walk, the way you walk, the way you walk. Baby you should be a sign, the way you make me stop. 'Cause some like fast and some like slow, ladies come and ladies go. Hit the tell and let's just show, 'cause I wan't you to know... Girl I gotta go! I'm finished with the show. If you wanna **** me, I won't say no! Touchin' on my ****, while I'm touchin' on your ****. You know that we are gonna ****, 'Cause I don't give a ****!"

Hey there, I'm glad I brought my Library Card, 'cause I'm checking you out! ;)

Well, I actually was listening to this song when I wrote one part of the story. Its a very 'naughty' song ain't it? It's called Touching On My by 3oh!3.

There's a really good GraLu video on You Tube that goes to this song, and I'm sure GrannyVic will back me up on that! 'Cause it was fucking AWESOME! :D Haha, if you are GrannyVic then you are allowed to read this text, if not please shove off! :) Didn't we like watch that video 10 times? Or something? I mean obviously we were allowed to, 'cause we have permits but DAYUM wasn't Gray sexxay in the video? God gifted him well, eh? Well not god more like Mashima Hiro... Don't you wish Gray was real? I mean that would be so FUCKING AWESOME, I'd be his personal stalker, 'cause you can't really stalk a manga/anime character, I've tried... -.-'

Link to video: (Obviously delete the spaces)

www. you tube .com/watch?v=y2IqnJap4vk&playnext=1&list=PLE6E806DB935C83F8

Anyway you know the deal, feel free to review, flame or just read and leave! I hope you enjoyed the latest chapter of 'Thanks For The Memories' by yours truly, May! :P

Goodbye Cuties! :3

-MayzieMouse ('.')