Before i got to say anymore 'things' about Itachi, I heard a yell in the distance.

" NARUTO! GET BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THAT RAMEN! ", The dude who shouted this was obviously fuming.

Naruto, like the anime character? It worked? I stood up but was soon knocked down to the ground again by a yellow blur.

" What the fudge? ", I groaned rubbing my aching butt which i fell on twice. I finally decided to look up and see who i had to pulverize for making me fall down once again just to see the familiar blonde himself looking down at me with worried eyes.

After i got up and seeing that i was okay, he yelled, " Sorry!" and tried to escape only to have his arm grabbed by me.

" Whats wrong?" I asked guessing the answer.

" I cant pay for the ramen! " Naruto exclaimed panicing since the ramen maker was getting closer yelling 'Naruto! '. My guess was right and if you didnt guess the person was naruto i will pray for you...

I rolled my eyes. He probally ordered ten bowls of ramen in a row and couldnt pay for it like in the anime. I resisted the urge to facepalm.

" Come on " I took his arm and pulled him towards the ramen maker with him struggling all the way. He did not just do that! He did not just try to bite me! At that point my anger got so great that i was practically dragging him.

" NO! HE'LL KILL ME AND USE MY BONES AS TOOTHPICKS! " Naruto yelled still struggling but not as bad as before the 'biting incident'. What an overactive imagination...

He calmed down after seeing me hand money to the ramen maker. Apparentally during the trip, the money i had in my jean's pocket turned into the currency they use in kohona. Who would have guessed?

" Is this enough? " I asked the ramen maker with a smile. Get on his good side and he may give me free ramen on the house... He nodded counting the money then turned to give me a smile before going back inside. Woohoo! Im on my way to free ramen! YAY FREE RAMEN! Er...I mean a valuable friendship... Ya that's it...

I finally knocked out of my ramen daydreams to see naruto staring at me like i was a god.

" Um... Naruto...? ", I asked looking at him confuzzled. What was going through that boy's head now?

All of a sudden naruto started shouting ' Aha! I knew you were an angel! How else would you know my name? Are you here to help me with my mission to eat 1,000,000 bowls of ramen! ". His eyes were sparkling like lee's when he mentions ' youth! ' and it was starting to creep me out... Besides, how much can this boy eat!

" You got it all wrong, Naruto "

" See! you are! How else would you know my name? " Naruto exclaimed completely refusing to believe i wasnt a angel.

" Naruto! The guy was shouting your name so loud suna could hear it! " I yelled irritated. Why couldn't he just listen?

" Oh yea... " He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

He really did remind me of a fox. This was going to be more entertaining than i thought.

I just now noticed i never told him my name in all of the chaos, " Im alex "

" Well since all of suna apparentally knows my name now i guess i dont have to say it again " Naruto grinned.

His face then took on a puzzled expression, ' Are you new to kohona? Ive never seen you here before "

" You could say that... " I said sweatdropping. How the heck was i supposed to explain that Itachi just randomly coming into my room, offering the deal, and then teleporting me to the naruverse leading me to my doom. Ya i hate sasuke that much and come to think of it, that was stalkerish of Itachi.

" Thats so cool, Dattebayo! Which village? " ,Naruto yelled enthusiastically.

" I travel around alot so none really " I was glad i could make up a lie so fast and luckily, naruto bought the lie.

" Ive lived here my whole life ", He said grinning.

A minute later he added, " So you dont know anyone here? "

I pleaded in my mind. Please dont suggest what i think your going to suggest... I still shook my head.

Naruto gave me a big grin while suggesting what i feared, ' Then ill introduce you to everyone! Lets start with... "

He thought for a moment with his thumb on his chin. Please say hinata! PLEASE say hinata!

" Sasgay! " He shouted still grinning. There it goes... My only hope... Crap... Does karma hate me? Why? Ive never done anything to you.

He grabbed my hand but i didnt notice as i rambled in my head about my impending doom and thinking one thing, im so gonna kill Itachi.

We arrived to my doom aka the training grounds just in time to watch sasuke mercilessly fling a shuriken and hit a training dumby with enough force to make half its contents pour out. A perfect bullseye, at that.

I was mesmerised for a moment before realising this was the ice king himself! My glare intensified by one hundred percent. Sasuke was going DOWN after this, him and his older brother too.

"Hey Sasuke! i want you to meet Alex! ", Naruto yelled at him. This got the ice king's attention but after a moment he looked uninterested.

" Hn " was all Sasuke said. How rude!

Im going to hate myself for this... I took a few steps forward and the next thing i knew i had kissed sasuke. I heard naruto gasp and i could almost hear itachi chuckling in the background...