"Great, another fangirl ", Sasuke spat out in disgust.

"I resent that! I wouldn't be your fangirl even if you paid me a million of kohona currency!", I looked at him disgusted. Him? No chance. Anyone else…. Maybe….. Dang, I can almost hear my twin in the background yelling, " Gaara and deidara fangirl! I grimaced at the thought. I wouldn't and never would be a fangirl.

"Really, then why did you kiss me?", Sasuke said in a know it all voice while smirking. Smart ass…..

Meanwhile Naruto was standing there mouth wide open, mind fucked. Hehehe…. Yeah I said it.

"I heard kissing an emo dude made black rainbows form down in the sky which leads you to a dark lord which I must vanquish in order to obtain the magical emo crystal which grants you ultimatum power, a thousand wishes, a black unicorn, and for some weird reason, a cheese burger with a side of fries" I said in the most serious voice I could muster which for me is like someone announcing a war, mega serious.

Mmm….. Cheeseburgers…. I haven't had one in forever…. Aka 2 hours.

"Is this girl on crack or something...? ", Sasuke wondered to himself. Too bad I heard.

"Im not on anything! Ive been sober for the last twenty four hours! " I exclaimed in protest.

"Twenty four hours? , Sasuke asked wide-eyed.

" Well there was that one incident involving a cat, my friends house, and some wine", I mumbled quietly.

" ... I don't want to know..." Sasuke said finally.

"Yo naruto can we move this welcome train along? If i stay too long around the emo king his emoness will rub off on me "

The mindfucked boy who had been stuttering incoherent words with his mouth wide open nodded but still kept his mouth wide.

"Close your mouth, you'll catch flies ", I said rolling my eyes.

The blonde hyperactive ninja obeyed and allowed me to lead him to the hyugga estate not even questioning how i knew where it was.

Do you think I scarred him a little too much? Oh well... Too late now.

Somewhere along the line I had let * cough* made naruto take the lead just because I was bored and had no one to annoy.

"Are we there yet? " I asked him impatiently.

"No", Naruto said passing a civilian who looked at me like I grew three heads, wings, and red eyes, which in my opinion, would be epic.

"You sure?" Poor Naruto had to be my victim of the day.

" Postive " Naruto asked sighing before letting his attention be taken by two squirrels fighting over a nut. Nooo! This just wouldn't do!

I poked his head multiple times to get his attention.

Poke.

Poke.

Poke.

"What is it?", Naruto asked looking at me finally.

"…" Silence.

"Huh?"

"…..Do you like Hinata-chan?" I finally got out. The moment all the naruhina fangirls have been waiting for…

Drum roll…

" Wha-t a-re you t-alking ab-o-ut?" His whole face was as red as hinata's.

"Good job there meh bucko you managed to get one small word out without stuttering", I said rolling my eyes, "You heard me. . Like. Hinata?"

"Of c-ou-rse n-ot!"

"Then why are you blushing?"

"It's from embarrassment!"

"Oh? So you wouldn't mind me telling Hinata the news?"

"No don't tell her!"

"I KNEW IT!"

"You got it all wrong!" Naruto exclaimed before going quiet. Awkward moment….

"I like someone else…." Naruto was blushing to the extreme now.

"oooh who?"

"…"

"Well?" I was getting impatient after all naruhina was one of my favorite pairings. They are so cute together!

"Sakura" I could have facepalmed. Of course. The pink fangirl who obsesses WAY too much over a emo dude, sakura.

"Well were here", Naruto said escaping my wrath for a few more moments.

In front of me stood a huge manor sized home big enough to house at least 20 people. I'd get lost in there easily…. What are we waiting for then?

"Who is she?" A guard asked Naruto. Whoa cool! The hyuugas have guards! I want oneee! It was then I noticed the mark of the branch family engraved on his forehead. Poor guy….

"A friend of mine, she's new to Kohona", Naruto explained to the guard while grinning at me.

"Well alright, she can come in as long as she doesn't make as much trouble as you. Remember last time?", The guard shuddered visibly. I could tell he was reliving the event in his head, probably a prank gone horribly wrong. Or right. Either way I could tell it was scarring.

I grinned and rubbed Naruto's head messing up his hair.

"Don't worry, no one makes as much trouble as Naruto", I grinned happily as if it was a good thing.

"Hey! Look what you did! Now my hair is all messed up!" Naruto glared at me but I could tell it was as playful as usual.

"…. It's not as if you brush it to begin with…."

"Good point"

We both laughed like old friends and entered the gates.

Here I come Hinata!