"You villain, you – "
"You're the one who – "
"Hardly! You can't – "
"You buffoon, you imbecile – "
"FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN!" Rowena shouted, startling Godric, Salazar, and Helga. "QUIT YOUR BLOODY ARGUING!" She threw down her book onto the table, glaring at the two men of the group.
"Let's build a school together!" they said. "We'll do so much good!" they said. "Learning, Rowena, learning!" they said. And so far, all they'd done was fight. Who was the leader of the school, who stood for what, what colors they picked. It was usually Godric and Salazar, but if she'd had a bad day she'd find herself yelling at Salazar and threatening to hex him to the twenty-first century. Helga was always passive and had found after the first week that it was best to just let things come to an impasse.
"You're both bloody idiots," she huffed, stopping them with a glare as they tried to save themselves. "You really are. Both of your ideas are ridiculous and outrageous."
"No, it's not!" Godric defended first.
"You're just jealous that you didn't come up with it!" Salazar glared back.
"Actually, she's right," Helga hummed as she looked out the window, "Very stupid."
Rowena gritted her teeth as the two looked ready to rip each other's throats out. "Look, let's just leave it the way it is, hmm?"
"But it's so – " Godric began, stopping when he couldn't find the words.
"Plain," Salazar finished.
"It looks fine," she said, feeling her headache and blood pressure going down as the yelling stopped.
"It does," Helga said, still looking out the window.
"But – " the two began.
"I don't care what you think," Rowena said, taking the Hat and bringing it to life before placing it on her head, sitting down and frowning at the two, "Putting glitter glue and rhinestones on it is stupid."
"Hey!" they shouted at her before they became a very annoyed rabbit and an irked toad.
She sighed and settled back into the couch, smirking down at the two.
And that's why you don't mess with Ravenclaw.