Maya: And she's finally updating.
Me: Laziness triumphs over everything.
Maya: She will also refrain from appearing in front of Dylan.
Me: For I will kill him in a horrifying way.
Maya: She apologizes.
Me: For not putting the reviewer's name.
Maya: Alas, we have no idea...
Me: ...why we're talking like that.
(Edit: Second chapter of changes!)
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Fang sighed. "Questions again?"
"Will this ever end?" Max groaned.
The girl grinned. "Probably not. Oh, and the counter got screwed. Too lazy to count."
"Does this mean we can beat people up?" Gazzy asked hopefully.
She glared at him and said icily, "No."
From xXInfinite-ImaginationXx:
Max~ Hi! Kill Dylan for me? I'm sure Fang would love to help! *Bambi eyes*
"ARGH! Bambi eyes!" Max covered her eyes, trying not to give in to the all-powerful bambi eyes.
Thoughtfully, Fang said, "Actually, I don't mind killing him."
"Wait, what?" Asked Max, wondering if she had heard right.
"OMG! Fang's gonna kill Dylan! Because Dylan likes Max and you're jealous, right, Fang?"
"No, actually, I–"
"Wow, it's just like a love triangle, like in Twilight! But I think Jacob should have gotten Bella. Team Jacob forever! Edward is, okay, hot, but Taylor Lautner is wayyyyy hotter than Rob Pattinson! Plus, I think Robert Pattinson just cheated on Kristen Stewart or something."
"No way! Team Edward!" Ella protested. "Edward and Bella are the best couple ever. They totally belong with each other."
Total covered his ears with his paws. "No! Not a Twilight rant! Ahhhh!"
Fang~ Would you ever go gay with Iggy? I've read a Figgy fanfic and it was kinda weird cause Max chose Dylan which makes no sense cause you're perfect for her, anyway, would you? Have you heard of St. Fang of Boredom? She's awesometastical! I sound like Nudge!
"No. I repeat, I. Am. Not. Gay."
Iggy had a disgusted look on his face. "I've read a Figgy story with an M rating before. I will be scarred forever."
"Me too," Angel piped up.
Ella shook her head, as if trying to forget her almost-boyfriend had read a Figgy lemon fic. "Ew."
"I doubt that Fang will ever be gay with Iggy. He loves Max too much. It's disgusting." Gazzy shuddered, thinking about the time he caught Max and Fang making out in the room.
"St. Fang of Boredom? I've read her fics. She's okay. Except for those Figgy fics," Fang said, answering her other questions.
"Also, apparently she kidnapped Fang."
Nudge~Hi! I like the squiggly! ~~~~~~~~~~ What's your favorite button on the keyboard?
"Favourite button on the keyboard? You have got to be kidding." Max looked at Nudge incredulously.
Nudge ignored Max. "Oooooh, me too! Like, the squiggly is really pretty, right? Oh yeah, I also like the asterisk. It's like a little star!"
Total, meanwhile, looked doubtful. "Is it even possible? For a button to be pretty?"
Total~ Here's 20 pounds of the best quality of bacon I can find!
"Good. Thanks." He started eating the big pile of bacon at his feet.
Gazzy pouted. "Hey, how come you get food and I don't?"
"AHHHHHH bacon! I must have it..." Iggy tried to snatch the bacon, but Total swatted Iggy's hand.
"Oi! Go get your own reviewer with food!"
Max and Ella~ How would you react if you caught Fang and Iggy being gay together?
"I will pull them apart, tie them to a chair, and beat them up," Max answered immediately, as if she had been preparing for this question her whole life.
"Wow, Max, that's kinda violent." Angel mused.
Max shrugged. Well, she couldn't help it.
"Well… I'll let Max handle Fang, and I'll slap Iggy. Hard."
In room 2...
Dylan~ BURN IN HADES! (My poor shift key! :'()
Dylan raised his eyebrows. "Okay..."
Jeb and Dr. G-H~ I read a story where you two are gay together. It's wasn't humor, though I've read one that is. It's very creepy. Don't you agree?
"There're stories about us?"
"Being gay? With each other? What?"
"That is very disgusting. And yes, I agree with you." Jeb looked as if he wanted to puke.
"I second that."
Dr. M~ Hoe would you react if Max and Fang got engaged. I don't mean now, they're too young. How about if they had a kid and weren't even dating? Again, I mean when they're older. What if Iggy and Ella did these? How about at their current ages? Would you kill Dylan if he broke up Max and Fang? I wrote more to you than anyone else!
"Well, I don't mind if they get engaged. In the future, of course."
Dylan whined, "But I'm supposed to be Max's soulmate, not Fang!"
She shot a glare at Dylan. "Shut up. If they had a kid without dating? Well, Max and Fang will be in trouble. Big trouble. Even if they are already adults. As for Iggy and Ella, it'll be the same for them. Current ages? Being engaged and having a kid? NO. If Dylan breaks them up, I won't kill him. Max has a choice."
From Cat:
Fang: E is for emotional ruins everybody's day M is for misrable people O for on the dark side because we have some fresh cookies!
"Are you implying I'm emo? 'Cos I'm not."
Iggy stage-whispered, "Actually, he is."
Fang sent an evil glare at Iggy, but of course, it was lost on him.
"He's glaring at me, isn't he?"
Max: you are the best leader ever!
Max grinned. "Really? Thanks!"
Angel pouted. "Hmph."
Angel: everyone thinks you turned evil even one of my friends but i don't think your evil
"Really?" She smiled sweetly. "I swear I'm not evil."
"Yeah? How about that time you locked me with Nudge after she drank Red Bull? How's that not evil?" Gazzy narrowed his eyes at her.
"Hey! I'm not that bad!" Nudge protested. "Plus, you were, like, happily talking with me, weren't 'cha?"
"Actually, that was my idea," Ella admitted.
"Whaaaaaat?"
Total: *hands steak* from last time Starry told me to give it to you...
"Yes!" Total started stuffing himself with the meat.
"Life is unfair."
Again, in Room 2...
Dylan: HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE! *ear twitches*
"Um, I'm kinda a clone. Because of Dr Hans Gunther-Hagen." He pointed at Dr Hans, who shrugged.
From Bumblekat:
Max- would you rather let Nudge give you a makeover or face an ambush of fax( fang and max) fan girls?
"The Fax fangirls," she said after pondering. "At least they won't humiliate me. Plus, the one they're crazy about is Fang."
Nudge- do you like Taylor swift? What about Carrie underwood?
"Yes! They're both awesome. But, I prefer Taylor Swift. She's really talented, and all her songs are great! Yeah, Carrie's good, but Taylor rocks! I wished she was still with Taylor Lautner though... They were so cute together!"
Total scoffed. "Personally, I prefer Linkin Park."
Fang- why do you hate it so much when people call you emo?
"Because I'm not one," he pointed out.
Iggy, who obviously didn't care if he died or not, shouted, "DENIAL!"
Angel- you are one of my favorite characters. Do you know what fanfiction is?
"Thanks! Yup, we all know Fanfiction after someone mentioned it on Fang's blog." Angel looked at the computer. "We're at that website too, anyway."
Iggy- why are you and Gazzy obsessed with blowing things up?
"Because blowing stuff up is great," he declared."
"It's amazing," Gazzy agreed. "Like, the sound of it dropping..."
"...and the explosion... Ahhhh." Iggy continued with a dreamy expression.
Room 2
Dylan- this is a warning: stay away from max, or a bunch of fax supporters may just kill you in your sleep.
Dylan sighed, irritated. "Don't you see? Fax can never happen! I can protect her better than Fang can!"
Dr. M- you're awesome! How would you react if you had twins( I.e. max and maya, if they aren't just a person and her clone)?
Dr Martinez couldn't help it, she grinned at the question. "Well, I'll be really surprised."
Jeb- is maya Max's twin or her clone? If they're twins, why didn't you save her from the School too?
Jeb had a 'what-type-of-stupid-question-is-that' look on her face. "She's her clone. No doubt."
From Starry5447:
Fang: how would you react to finding out that you had a long lost twin sister?
"Really freak out," he decided.
"But he doesn't... Right?" Max trailed off uncertainly.
Room 2 yet again!
Dr. GH: Yes everybody who is a Fax fan hates you
Dr Hans winced. "Woah. That would be a lot of people, yes?"
Jeb: i'm sorry but u freakin betrayed the flock and went to work for the school again! how does giving max an annoying voice help her!
Jeb sighed wearily, as if talking about it made him feel tired. "Yeah, I made a bad choice. I still hope Max would forgive me. The Voice gives her advice. But being Max, she doesn't listen to it."
Dylan: i hope you get hit by a firetruck!
"Will I ever get real questions?" He wondered to himself.
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Me: So true. When?
Maya: The sad truth is that many people hate him...
Me: ...and would rather send him hate mail. Like me. But whatever.
Maya: You people do what you do.
Me: Which is to review.