Me: I've nothing to say, but siriusly people, remember, this is PRE-FANG. I can't answer questions that happen in ANGEL:(
Maya: So don't send them in, she won't answer them.
Me: Sorry! I don't own MR, by the way.
-:-
From xXInfinite-ImaginationXx:
Max~ You can come home now!
Max raised her eyebrows, confused. "Um, okay? What?"
Nudge~ I like the asterisk, too! *~* Looks like an unconscious person...
Nudge laughed. "I luffles you! You love the same stuff as me!"
"Nudge, they're only keyboard characters..." Total muttered, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Nudge.
Iggy~ Here! *Gives Iggy three dozen cupcakes* Remember to share!
"Finally! Food!" Iggy shoved the cupcakes into his mouth like a barbarian.
Ella whooped in joy. "Cupcakes!" She grabbed some and started eating.
Total~ Here's more bacon!
"I'm gonna get fat if you all give me some food. But whatever. I must not waste food." Total started eating, not looking as if he cared that it would make him fat.
"How about me?" Gazzy asked the reviewers pitifully.
Ella~ Ellalalalalalalalalala! Sorry, look up Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom and you'll understand where that came from. It's hilarious!
"Oh! I remember that story! Ella was like an evil mastermind or something." Angel giggled at the memory. "It was great!"
"Evil mastermind?" Ella asked in a strained voice. "Okay, you FanFiction writers creep me out."
Max, Fang, and Dylan~ I read a story recently and Dylan got Max pregnant and died before she found out. Fang, being the kind person he is, plus the fact they were dating, stepped in as the father. They had a bunch of names picked out, but Max named the kid Belle. I like that name. I going to find out how Dylan died soon. I'll let you know when I do! Oh, and before I forget. *Stabs Dylan repeated in the chest then shoots him four time in the head* That should take care of him!
"Dylan got me pregnant? What the hell?" Max said, her voice rising with every word.
"I think Dr Martinez will kill me if I did that. I mean, she will think that... I... With Max. Yeah."
In Room 2…
Dylan smirked, happy finally someone had written that he got Max pregnant, not Fang. "I got Max pregnant? Well, I'm glad that at least some FanFiction writers are realistic. They made Max—"
At this point, everything went a little...um...weird.
Let's just say Fly (xXInfinite-ImaginationXx) appeared and stabbed him in the heart. And said "There. He's dead now." before disappearing.
Very weird, I know.
Well, what happens next is...bizarre.
AccioFax POV
I apparated into Room 2 and looked at Dylan's dead body. Sure, I liked him dead, but now he couldn't answer questions.
And suddenly, a very cartoon-ish lightbulb lit up in my head. "NICO!"
My dear half brother appeared in front of me, and he glared at me.
"What?"
I prodded Dylan with a toe. "Bring this dude back to life. I need him alive."
He looked at Dylan's body with a sceptical face, then sighed, resigned. "Fine," he muttered. "You owe me."
I grinned. "Okay! Say hi to dad for me! Thankyou thankyou thankyou!"
Nico rolled his eyes, knowing I would've pestered him if he had said 'no', then disappeared.
I suddenly realised that Dr Martinez, Jeb and Dr Hans were missing. Huh. Maybe they went for a coffee break or something. I then disapparated back to Dr Martinez's house where the Flock were.
3rd Person POV
A few minutes later…
Dylan woke up, blinking. Where had he been? He could vaguely remember being in a place where he could never get out.
At that moment, Jeb, Dr Martinez and Dr Hans came in with croissants, and he brushed that memory away, sure that it was just a dream of some sort.
Dear Jeb,
I'm sure Max will forgive you, eventually. I mean, look at her and Ari. He tried to kill her multiple times and almost succeed twice with Fang, and she forgave him!
Jeb nodded, "Yeah, I guess. But I think it was because she knew he was dying."
From DarkCorner:
K for some reason I felt like family talk.
Fang: if you did have a sister, but she was younger, give me at least twenty words on how you would treat her. (By younger I mean 10-11)
Angel cocked her head to one side. "I wonder if Fang really does have a sister," she wondered out loud.
"20 words at least?" He paused to think for awhile, then started, "I would let Dr Martinez look after her, and she would be important to me but not as important to me as the Flock. There. 24 words."
Max: If Ella got wings, would she join the flock?
"I really hope she doesn't get wings."
Ella frowned. "Why? Are they painful?" She asked. She had wanted wings too, but if it was painful...
Max shook her head. "No, but then you'd have to be on the run with us. And yes, she would join the Flock."
Iggy: You rock! How did you learn to cook?
Iggy smirked smugly. "I know I'm awesome. Jeb taught me how to cook. It's just that I have natural cooking skills, unlike a certain SOMEONE."
Max cleared her throat, and Gazzy snickered, unable to hold his laughter.
Nudge: what store so you wish you could shop at?
"I once saw this shop at the shopping mall and there were all these cool glittery necklaces and really nice blue earrings. I wanted to buy those but I didn't have enough money and I don't have ear holes anyway. I want to get my ears pierced! Like, then I can wear earrings everyday!" She pointed to her earlobes. "I mean, it wouldn't hurt to pierce just my ears, right?"
Gazzy: I dare you to write a love song and sing to Ella!
"WHAT?" Ella shouted, horrified.
"A love song? I don't love her, ew!" He looked disgusted. "And I can't compose a song!"
"Just sing a love song, then," Total suggested.
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"Gazzy, do what the nice reviewer says."
Max sighed. Seriously, all this drama for a love song? "Just get it over with, Gazzy."
"Easy for you to say! You don't get reviewers daring you to sing to Fang!"
Angel commented thoughtfully, "You never know…"
"Okay, if one of the reviewers dare Max to sing to Fang, I'll sing to Ella!" Gazzy offered.
"This is stupid!" Iggy complained.
That girl nodded. "Okay, so if one of the reviewers dare Max to sing to Fang, you sing to Ella. Deal?"
"No," Fang said somewhat darkly.
"DEAL!"
Angel: you're so awesome! Not evil!
"Thank you! I love you!" Angel virtually hugged the reviewer.
"Hmm. I think I'm awesomer," Total said under his breath.
Ella: u rock! Don't get wings!
Ella was shocked. She didn't ever get fans saying that she rocked. "I rock? Wow, thanks!"
In room 2!
Dylan: I think you're cool. I won't kill ya. I like nice guys(but emoish guys are more my taste.)
"Thanks. I don't want to go back to that horrible place." He shuddered involuntarily. "Emoish guys means Fang, am I right? For some reason, everyone seems to prefer him over me..."
Dr Hans: F-you times 1,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,00
Dr Hans was currently trying not to run out of the room, shouting at everyone he saw. The butter croissants here were too good.
From Cat:
Angel: hey not my fault me and Sam ran away to follow ah crap i've said to much!
"Hmmm... You're really suspicious, you know that?" Angel frowned.
Fang: I'm your twin sister!
Of course, everyone went mad and OOC after that.
Max started shouting, "WHAT? REALLY?"
Iggy was just going "Oh. Em. Gee. Oh. Em. Gee." the whole time.
Nudge was deadly quiet, her mouth forming a perfect 'O'.
Gazzy was doing a perfect imitation of Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana's 'Purple penguins and shooting stars say WHAT?'
Angel was just sitting down and stroking Total.
Total, amazingly, was sitting on Angel's lap quietly.
Ella looked at everyone in utter horror.
Fang? Well, he fainted.
...What? He was OOC.
From Starry5447:
Max: maybe Fang does have a twin sister!
(Unfortunately, the chaos has not died down)
Fang: Your so emo!
(Still chaos city here!)
Roomie 2!
Dylan: no you won't because everyone hates you, and Justin Bieber is for 12 year old girls! (A/N: LOL this comes from my other fic, The Many Ways to Kill Dylan.)
"He is NOT!" Dylan answered indignantly. "He has the greatest voice ever! After me, of course..."
Jeb: time machine ray GUN!
"Okay, what? Time machine ray gun?" He scratched his head in confusion.
Dr. GH: yes it is a lot of people...
Dr Hans gritted his teeth. "Fax, unfortunately, will never happen. Dylan will breed with Max someday."
From Whisper13:
Dear Flock,
Hiya.
This letter is for everyone!
So...
Favorite color?
"Light brown." Max muttered.
Fang blinked rapidly, trying not to faint. He had a freaking sister. "Black, obviously."
"Umm, I like the colour orange when I feel it."
"PINK!" Nudge said, or rather, shouted. She felt it was a need to replace her quietness just now.
Gazzy answered absentmindedly, "Silver."
Angel looked like she was thinking hard. "Rainbow coloured! I can't choose..."
"Purple." It was quite obvious, as Ella's wallpaper, pencil case and favourite shirt were all purple.
"Either emerald or turquoise."
singer?
"I don't know."
"Too polarizing."
"Usher."
"Taylor Swift, definitely. Either her or Demi Lovato. They're both really pretty."
"Weird Al!" Weird Al made all the best songs, Gazzy thought.
"Hannah Montana!"
"Bruno Mars."
"Tsk. I have many favourite singers. After all, one must have a variety."
Band?
"The Band Perry."
"One Republic."
"Paramore. Fang tells me that the lead singer is quite hot."
"THE JONAS BROTHERS! I LOVE THEM!"
"No idea."
"Lady Antebellum! I love Need You Now!"
"Boys Like Girls."
"I'm sure I've mentioned it was Linkin Park."
Least favorite singer?
Nudge made a face. "Rebecca Black! God, her voice is so…screechy!"
"You should really listen to the Glee version of Friday, it's really good!" Angel informed her enthusiastically.
Does anyone like Black Veil Brides?
Or Mayday Parade?
Or even Automatic Loveletter?
"Automatic Loveletter is nice," Fang piped up.
I hate it when people call me emo, so I feel for you Fang.
"Thanks."
"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE IS EMO!" Iggy shouted, desperate for people to know that Fang, was indeed, emo.
Do you ever wish you didn't have wings?
"Sometimes, because of the Erasers/Flyboys/M-Geeks, but then I realised that we wouldn't be a Flock without them."
"Not really."
"Yeah, but I'll still be blind, wouldn't I? So, no point."
"Yes! I sometimes wonder what it's like, being a normal person, not on the run, making new friends…"
"Never, 'cause where would we be without them? Me without cool bodily toxins and mimicking voices. Boring."
"I…I… don't know. It would feel really weird without my wings, but without them, those Erasers wouldn't have kidnapped me."
Room 2~
Dylan, I don't HATE you, but, maybe try someone else.
He nodded. "Thanks for not hating me, but you guys still don't get it, I'M DESIGNED FOR HER!"
"It is true, she belongs with him," Dr Hans stated.
Well, I'm hungry.
Bye!
-Whisper
-:-
Me: I shall now go and update The Many Ways to Kill Dylan. It's fun killing him.
Maya: And it's gory, and she needs some goriness in her life, according to her.
Me: It's true. I WANT TO WATCH FINAL DESTINATION 5!
Maya: The trailer is gory enough.
Me: True, but not enough for moi.
Maya: *rolls eyes* Review!
Me: Or ask questions! Remember about Gazzy's deal.
Maya: Review, now!
Me: Before I Imperio you!