Me: Hey y'all! I'M SO SUPER DUPER HAPPY NOW!
Maya: It's because—
Me: THE HUNGER GAMES TRAILERIS SHOWING IN THEATERS! AHHHH! Oh and—
Maya: Because she just found out the Maximum Ride manga volume 5 is out.
Me: AND THERE'S PROBABLY THE KISS IN THE CAVE! PLUS, GAZZY LOOKS SOOOO CUTE ON THE COVER~ Yeah, and I'm listening to Darren Criss sing Last Friday Night! I LOVE DARREN CRISS TOO(Though I miss Darren/Blaine as a Warbler)! OH AND MY TIE FROM MY NEW SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE THE ONE FROM SLYTHERIN! WOOHOO! The only thing sad is that I have a fever, because of food posioning.
Maya: She suspects that the cheese on the homemade pizza. Her brother also has food posioning. Probably because they took all the cheese.
Me: I know, right? JP owns MR characters!
Maya: Fortunately. Or else the book would be just Fax everywhere.
-:-
Max made a face. "Urgh. Again?"
"Want a cookie? Your mom gave it to me." The girl grinned, somewhat evilly. "I'll give it to you if you guys do what the reviewers want. With no complaints."
Max grumbled. All this for a stupid cookie. But it was going to be her cookie. "Fine." She snatched the cookie, and pratically inhaled it.
Gazzy stared at her in horror. "MAX, YOU JUST SOLD OUR FREEDOM FOR COOKIES!" he shouted.
Nudge rolled her eyes. "Stop being overdramatic. It's not our freedom."
Well. At least they won't know.
-:-
From: Whisper13
(haha thnx!)
Dear Fang,
Finally! Someone who knows Automatic Loveletter!
Do you like Black Ink Revenge by them?
That's my favorite.
Fang nodded. "I quite like it."
You probably think I'm some random stalker, don't ya?
I'm not.
Total eyed Whisper13 suspiciously. "Hmm. You never know. There're always some creepy pedophile/fangirl stalkers who are in love with Fang or Iggy," he pondered.
What should "one" do when being called emo? Besides violence...
"Easy. Ignore them."
Iggy pointed at them both and shouted, "HEY! THERE ARE TWO EMOS CONVERSING WITH EACH OTHER!"
Fang then punched him right on the face. Again. "Of course, violence always works."
What brought up all of this sister stuff?
"Starry5447. She has an OC, Cat, that is Fang's sister," Ella murmured while looking at the computer.
"And she kills Dylan in AccioFax's story," Angel pointed out. "It's quite bloody, actually."
How do you feel about it?
Fang groaned. He didn't want to talk about his feelings. "I feel confused and mostly WTH-like, that's all."
"No, actually, he just keeps on cussing in his head." Angel told everyone.
"Fang! Don't corrupt her!" Max warned.
He muttered, "She's already corrupted after reading Iggy's mind."
Do you even want a sister?
He sighed. "I don't know. It's not like I can choose, right?"
Ok, I'm into it now, sorry.
Younger, twin, or older?
"Uh, I don't actually care…"
"TWIN! That'll be cool!" Gazzy grinned.
"Oooooh, twins are cool, you know, like Zack and Cody Simpson? Yeah, Cody Simpson, is like, so hot. He sings too, you know! Oh yeah, and remember he acted in that show? But I think Zac Efron is hotter! Oh, and High School Musical is the best ever," Nudge rambled on.
"HSM? I hate that." Ella said digustedly.
"I second that," Total said, nodding his head. "It's atrocious."
Why would you leave her with Dr. M? Don't you want to be a loving big brother?
After ALL THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THROUGH AT THE SCHOOL!
"Oh. Um, I was kinda thinking of a normal 100% human sister, so…" he trailed off, uncertain of what to say next.
Ha.
Do you know the song Maximum Ride?
Total's eyes widened. "There's a song?" he asked.
"Wow! We're famous!" Nudge squealed.
How do you feel about SYOC?
I'm in a few. Look up Ultimate Thrill, go to reviews, I wrote a sad/kind story about you&my character!
It's not love.
Friendship.
"I know that FanFic! It's by Jelly Princess or something…" The story's summary came back to her. "Like, send your character to make a new flock."
Iggy snickered. "They think there's a new flock?"
Well, it's close to 1am.
What time do you go to sleep?
Woah, I realized what I said sounded stalkerish...
...
...
...
Angel nodded, "Exactly."
And awkward silence reigns.
Then Gazzy decides to lets one rip. "Just trying to diffuse the tension!"(A/N: HP QOUTE! :D)
Everyone, including Gazzy himself, hold their noses. Some after shouting cuss words.
Huh. Well, goodnight, or good morning, or good Afternoon! Whenever ur reading
these silly questions!
-Whisper
From: my blog is better than yours
My q is... To Angel; Did you ever read someone in the Flocks mid or Ellas that was dirty (about someone else)
"Sick thoughts, huh?" She looked up at the ceiling, thinking. "Well, only Max, Fang and Iggy think them. Surprisingly, Ella doesn't think about dirty things."
Ella smirked as she watched Max, Fang and Iggy squirm in their seats, looking uncomfortable.
From: xXInfinite-ImaginationXx:
Max~ I triple dog dare you to sing a love song to Fang, preferably Taylor
Swift.
"CRAP! CRAP! SHIT! I forgot about that deal Gazzy made. DAMN! DAMN! Fu– " She stops herself in time to look at Angel. "Fishpaste!" Max corrects herself. (A/N: One of my friends actually says that. It's either fishpaste, fountain, or Fisherman's Friend.)
The girl rolled her eyes, waiting for Max to continue.
Max growled angrily. "Gazzy, you're gonna pay for this." He just grinned sheepishly at her.
"Oh! Oh! Max! Do Sparks Fly!" Nudge suggested enthusiastically.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll do it." Max nodded to Ella, who was ready to play the piano. "This is torturous!" she complained.
"Naw, Max. This is cute!"
Iggy smirked. "And way entertaining."
Max glanced at Fang, who shrugged.
Ella started playing the first few chords, and finally, after much complaining, Max started singing.
"The way you move is like a full on rainstorm
And I'm a house of cards
You're the kind of reckless that should send me running
But I kinda know that I won't get far
And you stood there in front of me
Just close enough to touch
Close enough to hope you couldn't see what I was thinking of
Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain
Kiss me on the sidewalk
Take away the pain
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
Get me with those green eyes, baby as the lights go down
Give me something that will haunt me
When you're not around
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
This is stupid."
"No, it's not! You're singing to Fang! It's so cute!"
"Max! Continue!"
"My mind forgets to remind me
You're a bad idea
You touch me once and it's really something
You find I'm even better than you imagined I would be
I'm on my guard for the rest of the world, but with you
I know it's not good
And I could wait patiently, but
I really wished you would
Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain
Kiss me on the sidewalk
Take away the pain
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
Get me with those green eyes, baby as the lights go down
Give me something that will haunt me
When you're not around
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
I'll run my fingers through your hair
And watch the lights go wild
Just keep on keeping your eyes on me
It's just wrong enough to make it feel right
And lead me up the staircase
Won't you whisper soft and slow
I'm captivated by you baby
Like a firework show
Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain
Kiss me on the sidewalk
Take away the pain
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
Get me with those green eyes, baby as the lights go down
Give me something that will haunt me
When you're not around
'Cause I see sparks fly
Whenever you smile
Sparks fly, oh baby smile
And the sparks fly"
Everyone stared at Max for a second, until Nudge gushed,
"Ohmygod Max you totally rocked! It's like that time I saw Taylor Swift in a concert, except that there weren't any of those crazy fans and those awesome lights but still you rocked!"
Fang full-on smiled at Max, and she blushed.
Gazzy~ SING!
Gazzy rolled his eyes. This people sure were naggy. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Oh, and Ella? I don't like you. 'Cause if I did, Iggy will kill me."
"Damn right."
"So yeah. Um. Fang's gonna play the guitar. Oh yeah. I didn't compose it." I don't think I can anyway, he added in his mind.
Ella nodded. "Let's just get on with it."
"Uptown girl"
Total smiled. "Billy Joel. Great."
"She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
And when she knows what she wants from her time
And when she wakes up and makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know, I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high-class toys
And all the presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Uptown girl
You know, I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win
And when she's walking she's looking so fine
And when she's talking she'll say that she's mine
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love with an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love with
An uptown girl"
"Um, Gazzy? You're supposed to be singing to me, not Nudge." Ella pinted out as she raised an eyebrow.
"HAHAHAHAHA! CAUGHT!" Iggy almost fell over laughing.
Today, everyone found out something important: Gazzy could actually beat up Iggy.
Angel~ I love Lady A, too! Have you heard Own the Night? I love it!
Angel's eyes lit up. She absolutely adored Lady Antebellum. "Yeah! It's great. Have you heard Just a Kiss? I love it!"
Nudge~ Yay! I luffles you, too!
Nudge whooped in joy. One new friend for her!
Fang~ I'm sorry, the person who wrote the story I told you guys about hasn't figured out how Dylan died. But it doesn't matter. He's still dead.
"Sure," Fang said, not sure how to respond.
The entire Flock (except Iggy and Total)~ Here, so none of you feel left out! *gives cheesecake* I love cheesecake!
Total eyed the food with envy. "Darn. Now I'm hungry."
Nudge was currently having her own personal meltdown. "CHEESECAKE! YES! I LOVE THEM! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HEART YOU!" Nudge screamed, then promptly shoved the whole thing in her mouth.
_Room 2_
Dylan~ Why won't you stay dead?
"I have to stay alive to answer the questions, apparently. I don't want to die." Then he remembered something, then added, "I might see that goth kid again. He scares me."
Dr. G-H~ Max belongs to Fang! *gives him a poisoned cookie*
Dr Hans rolled his eyes. "Foolish people," he muttered as he took a bite of the cookie.
A few hours later...
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Mac and Cheese," he muttered as he bent over the toilet bowl to vomit again.
-:-
Me: Sorry for the song-fic like stuff. I don't own the songs. Oh, and Sparks Fly is not Max and Fang's song.
Maya: She's convinced that it's Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls.
Me: It is, I tell you. It is!
Maya: Oh, and she drooled a little when writing that 'Fang played a guitar' thing. Seriously.
Me: Am I the only one who thinks it's so darn adorable for Fang to play a guitar?
Maya: -_- Probably.
Me: Anyways. Review.
Maya: Now.
Me: Please.
Maya: Thanks.
Click me!
Thank you~
VV