Me: Finally found the time to update.
Maya: It's scary. She gets tons of homework everyday.
Me: BUT I WILL HANDLE IT. *determined face*
Maya: Yeah yeah yeah whatever... But anyways...
Me: Disclaimer!
Maya: Y u people think she owns MR? *troll face*
Me: *laughs* Good one!
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From: Flygrrl
Max~ OMG! YOU DID AMAZING! SING ANOTHER!
Max grimaced. "No way will I ever sing again. No. Way." She looked at Nudge worriedly, who was drinking coffee for the first time, hoping she wouldn't go hyper.
Fang~ Which would you rather be called, emo or goth?
"None, considering I'm none of them."
Fang clenched his fist, glaring at Iggy, who doubled over in laughter, shouting something like, "The goth emo vampire!"
Angel~ Who hasn't?
Angel grinned, but didn't answer her.
Nudge~ Yummy nummy cheese cake!
She laughed and started dancing and singing for no reason. "WHO IS IN LOVE WITH THOSE GREATEST CHEESE CAKE? NUDGE THE AWESOMEST! THOSE CHEESECAKES ARE SO FREAKIN' HEAVENLY! I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM! THAT FLYGRRL PERSON IS THE BEST! I HEART HER NOW! NEW YORK CHEESE CAKE! BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE...EVERYWHERE! "
Gazzy looked at her in horror. "She drank all the coffee!" He peered at the empty cup.
Nudge collapsed to the sofa in a fit of giggles, panting slightly.
Room 2!
Dylan~ You mean Nico? He's hot, like Fang! Actually, he's alot like Fang, both looks and personality wise. Except he talks a touch more. Ever read PJO?
Dylan bristled. "Well, then I hate that Nico guy! Nobody sends me to a never ending field and gets away with it! Plus, he looks like Fang, which justs makes me hate him more." He sat down angrily. "Why do all the emo guys get the girl? And no, I don't read pee-jay-oh. Sounds stupid."
Jeb~ Hi. Max'll forgive you eventually. Patiance is key.
"I'm waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting... When are you gonna forgive me?"
AccioFax~ Hi! I read your Killing Dylan story. I find it very hilrious. I really like the Dr. M chapter.
MAH PLUG WORKS~
From Sam Ride:
Max: Hi remember Cat's friend that loves frying pans? Well that's me and I'm your twin sister. I'm also a bird kid and I have blue wings.
Max looked up at the ceiling, thinking. "Yeaaaaah, you're that weird one." Max's eyes widened suddenly. "You're my twin sister?" She screeched.
Ella, however, looked overjoyed. "Yes! Another bird kid half-sister!"
From mymortalromances:
Iggy~why are you so obsessed Fang being emo?
He had on his 'seriously-are-you-crazy' look on his face. "Duh. He is emo, you can't deny that."
"Well, I think he's more goth, Iggy," Angel stated innocently. "He rarely is emotional."
Nudge~omg I love Taylor Swift!...
She made a sound that sounded like a cross between a maniacal giggle and a dreamy sigh. "And I love your pen name...Jace and Clary forever!"
Angel~ Hi! I dunno what else to say! I like exclamation marks!
"Hey," Angel waved her hand. "I like exclamation marks too, I guess."
Max~ could you push Dylan off the roof again?
"SURE! I'D LOVE TO! BUT THEN I'LL BE KILLING MY OWN SOULMATE!" Max shouted.
Everyone stared at her with a mixture of horror, surprise, and WTH-ness.
She then blinked, looking confused. Max narrowed her eyes at Angel, who cracked up.
Fang~ Why'd you kiss lissa?
Max pressed her lips in irritation. This was not her favourite subject.
Fang protested, "No, I didn't kiss her. She kissed me. Get it right."
Gazzy~ whats your motto?
"To always have a bomb," Gazzy said earnestly. "Bombs are good for everything."
"Except for keeping Max happy," Total muttered.
Total~ is bring a dog good?
Total scoffed. "My foot! It's horrible! I was almost subjected to dog food once! It was horrible. Another thing that ticks me off is that complete strangers expect me to allow them to pet me!" Total paused, then continued reluctantly, "Well, it can be good sometimes when people give me all those great food because of my awesomeness. Oh, and Akila. I love her."
Ella! If iggy didnt exist who would you choose out of Fang, Gazzy and Dylan?
Ella made a face. "None," she shook her head, making Iggy grin.
"Fang's too emo, Gazzy's, um, three years younger than me, and he really isn't my type. Dylan?" She scrunched her nose. "He's weird. Hot, but really weird. Like, he's obsessed with Max."
Room 2~
Dylan~ previously you complained that no one asked you questions so here it goes... Would you rather be killed with a kitchen knife by Angel, eaten by bull ants or be tickled to death?
He almost didn't want to answer this question, since it involved him dying. But a question is a question, he decided. He thought for a moment. "Tickled to death. At least I'll die laughing," he decided.
Dr dooby whoop (the crazy one)~ Why are you, you know?
Dr Gunther-Hagen rolled his eyes. Yet another nickname for him. "What are you talking about?" He raised his eyebrows.
Dr M~ is it bad being in a room with Dylan, Jeb and Dr doodoo head?
She shifted uncomfortably in her seat and mouthed 'yes'.
I think I asked everyone something.. Im,going to sleep,now, nught night
From Starry5447:
Fang: yes she has a friend who loves frying pans she's Max's twin sister her name is Same Ride but I don't understand it i would have to ask my friend about the name. (nickname is Sam)
"God. I have a clone, and now, a twin?"
"My sister is friends with Max's sister?" Fang questioned, looking incredibly uptight.
"You have a sister, Max! I bet she's gonna be great!" Nudge gushed, seemingly less hyper now. She looked at Ella. "Naw, don't worry, Ella, you still rock!" She turned back to Max, "Can your sister join us too pleaseeeeeeeee? Like, we would totally get along."
"Depends if she even wants to stay here."
AccioFax: you do that makes me feel so special! I can annoy people with that song on my ds because i recorded put it on heluim it was awesome! I cannot wait for the movie i'm gonna go see it with a bunch of my friends! Yes it is possible for a dog to pout it's called whining :D
Oooh...helium... *evil smile* Yeah, the movie, I need the movie. Josh Hutcherson...*drools*
Max: How the heck are you gonna save the world that might have to go to the next genration for bird kids it might go on forever maybe i don't know?
Max looked at the floor, unsure. "Well, maybe I'll have..." she gave a little cough. "kids...and they'll lead the rest of the birdkids. Yeah, but hopefully all the whitecoats would have been thrown in jail or something."
From Cat:
Fang: don't be so surprised we were separated and I was kidnapped when I was three years old! P.S My wings were just starting to grow in! :D
Fang frowned. "Three...hmmm... Congratulations with your wings, though. Can you fly yet?"
He knew it took practice to be able to fly, if you didn't practice, and just started flying, you'd probably end up losing altitude and crashing in a tree. Just call it personal experience.
Total: yeah not knowing how to fly sucks! I have a dog sorta like you she can talk and has wings and is really hyper...I don't know if you would like her?
Total perked up. "She has wings? Good, finally someone my own species I can converse with! I wonder if she would get on with my wife..."
Angel looked at Max with her bambi eyes. "Max, can we please let Cat's dog stay? Please? Let Total be happy."
This time, Max didn't even try to avoid it. "Yeah, if Fang's sister wants to," she said wearily.
Max: Hehehe fling my brother out a window fine with me!
She smirked evilly, and Fang knew that he was in big trouble.
From: Whisper13
Flock: haha you guys are awesome
Iggy bowed mockingly, "Thank you for you kind compliment, ma'am."
Max: Is Fang a good singer?
"Urm, yes..." she muttered almost inaudibly.
Max: 3 Looove
Fang: Looove!
Max and Fang smiled awkwardly, not looking at each other.
"AWKWARD SILENCE." Total pronounced as he got up to get another piece of bacon.
Fang: What do we do with Iggy?
Fang: Something evil...
Fang smirked. He liked this reviewer. "Yes," he said thoughtfully, "something evil..."
Iggy: hi! *smiles innocently*
"Um, hi?"" What the hell is going on here? Iggy thought, getting suspicious.
Nudge: One Direction?
Nudge: I LOVE Liam and Louis!
"Them? I love them!" she squealed. "I think they're all cute. Their music's really good too."
"They should have won the X-Factor," Gazzy commented as he stuffed another potato chip in his mouth.
Gasman: Can you make a bomb with sleep gas?
"Yes..." Gazzy's face brightened. "Do you want me to make want for you? Can Iggy help? You want it to make someone sleep, right?"
Gasman: I'll need it *glances at Iggy*
He raised an eyebrow. "For knocking out...Iggy?" He shrugged. "Okay then. I'll make it right now!"
angel: hello you amazing girl! Thanks for all the help:)
Oh!
Angel: *gives cookie*
Angel whooped in joy and stuffed the cookie in her mouth at one go, not bothering to notice that Total was looking at the cookie lustfully.
She wiped her fingers on her shorts, "'hank chu fo that cookeh! It'sh vely nich!" she said, spraying cookie crumbs as she talked.
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Maya: Dadadeedum.
Me: Nudge's song is sung to the tune of Spongebob Squarepants.
Maya: You should see her room. It's so neat, it's scary. Where're the papers on the floor? The books on your bed? Those assessment books on the horrible, horrible table? THEY'RE GONE!
Me: You can just join the drama club. Pffft.
Maya: Nah. I love singing. *sings out of tune* Stars are crying/I am watching/Catching teardrops in my hands—
Me: It's horrible. Keep quiet.
Maya: *scoffs* You're just jealous.
Me: No, my dear. -_- Just ask people to review, okay?
Maya: Fine. Review, you ugly or not-so-ugly person reading this.