Hi, faithful readers I was on holidays so I couldn't update so here's a nice long chapter.

Disclaimer I don't own twilight it all belongs to Stephanie Meyer

Bella POV

"Edward" I called as we neared the house. "My Dad's there and I've got no contacts. What the hell am I gonna do?" "Just let him see your eyes he'll probably jump to the wrong conclusion" Jeez trust Edward to give stupid advice. What if he doesn't jump to the wrong conclusion? What the hell happens if he gets it right? I didn't air my opinions he would just have another annoying answer.

I opened the door and everyone inside jumped up and yelled "SURPRISE Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Nessie happy birthday to you." I could feel her laughing as she jumped off my back. She hugged everyone as they wished her many happy returns of the day. Esme turned off the lights as she walked carrying an extravagant cake with a big pink candle in the middle and everyone burst into song once more. I started dry sobbing. Edward must have realised words would be no comfort for he just rubbed my back but it was enough he didn't have to talk to show how much he cared.

"Come on Ness," I placed her on her favourite chair in front of a pile of presents. I heard a chorus of "open mine firsts and mine will be your favourite and save the best for last." The last one was Emmett's I'm not surprised. In the end she decided to go in alphabetical order so Alice's was first. "oh my god it's beautiful allie!" fell from Renesmee's lips before she realized it her self. Alice had given her a calf length chiffon dress with an empire waist and spaghetti straps. It had swirling pink and purple butterflies and flowers. Everyone admired the dress that was as sure as the nose on my face designer. "And who designed that Alice?" "I did its my new line of baby designer clothes Alice Cullen baby wear. My best design was given to my adorable niece for her very first birthday." "Well it's beautiful and all that went into it was talent." thank god I didn't need Nessie thinking that expensive gifts were the best. "Me next me next" said Emmett "no mommy is next cause b is for Bella." she said this as if it was obvious and everyone started laughing. I handed her the present I had wrapped last night. As she ripped off the wrappings I wished she love it just as much as I did. Everyone stared. Jacob broke the silence. "you don't like expensive gifts and you gave her this. Hypocrite." yeah I gave her a first edition leather bound copy of Wuthering Heights. Did it matter that was my money to spend I didn't want to waste other peoples money. I knew I couldn't explain something like that so I dropped it. "Thanks mommy thank you daddy." came her sweet little lisp. "no sweetie that's not from me. It's just from mommy." I knew he had something up his sleeve but I honestly hadn't a notion what. Carlisle handed Nessie what looked like more clothes. She ripped open the tissue paper and squealed "are they for when I help on Saturdays?" then I got it she helped Carlisle at work every Saturday or so. She pulled purple scrubs with "Nessie" embroidered on the back out of the tissue. Dad was looking scared probably afraid his gift didn't live up to the rest of them. But on the contrary he handed her a pretty big box. Her little face lit up when she opened it. Inside the box was a miniature pink fishing rod for when he and Billy brought her fishing. Everyone cooed. Dad looked relieved. Then Esme said let's eat some cake before we continue so we set off doing that abandoning the presents for a later time.

Now Esme is a vampire who doesn't eat so how the hell did she make the cake that had Sue Clearwater begging for the recipe? Then Billy opened his big fat mouth "how can some one like you cook like this ?" his insensitivity towards Charlie his best friend irritated me. Edward sensed I was close to breaking point the rubbed my back and whispered sweet nothing in my ear. Charlie on the other hand exploded, "I know all you aren't normal but I love my daughter, granddaughter and hell even my son in law. But I want to know what's going on and I want to know now!"

I looked over to Carlisle and he nodded. I took a very deep breath (that I didn't need.) "well Bella what's going on ?" Dad asked "jeez bells what you waiting for ? Christmas ?" "shut the hell up Jacob" I wasn't in the mood for his immature over the head attitude.

We went into the living room Renesmee's birthday well and truly forgotten. She sat on Charlie's knees and hugged him it relaxed him not much though. "what kind of animals are you ?" this got rid of the tension every one laughed. "we're not animals silly grandpa"

"dad what do you think we are?" I asked diplomatically

" you're gonna think I'm mad Bella" he replied looking sheepish

"of course we're not you wouldn't believe how many mythical creatures actually exist!"

"But I'll believe anything but fairies." he said laughing. Emmett was livid "do I look like a damn FAIRY!" "no uncle Emmett you look like the big ferocious vampire you are" Nessie sighed rolling her eyes.

Where as dad on the other hand looked pale as well me.