I am not Stephanie Meyer and never will be

In addition, I know I have not updated in forever but if I have to do it on a deadline, it stops being something I want to do for fun.

Bella pov Chapter 3

"Dad are you ok?" I am honestly worried about him.

"Bella why would I be ok? I just found out my daughter granddaughter son in law, the rest of the family are vampires, and you want to know if I am all right. Were you all right when you found out?"

Edward chuckled "Our Bella does her homework. She figured it out all on her own. With a little help from Jacob." Edward tacked on the end of his sentence. I don't think Dad was about to question how Jacob helped me find out about stregoni benfici, cold one, vampires whatever you want to call them, us oh god my head is a complicated place to be. Whilst every one was preoccupied with their own thoughts Nessie showed Dad a "pretty picture" of the damn volturi I know this because she showed me with her other hand. Poor dad looked like he was about to vomit.

"Seriously dad are you ok? Not ok as in fine and dandy but ok as in you can live with it and won't run screaming?" I really hope we have not scared him off.

"You know Bells when you put it with that definition of ok I think I am." "Thank god I kinda thought you might run away and want nothing to do with us." I sighed with relief.

"Bella I would never do something like that! Never!"

Then Emmett who left during the course f this tense conversation (baby) comes back in (noisily!) and says (inconsiderately) "who's up for some hunting I got me a hankering for some bear blood grizzlies are in season come on this only happens once a year people move your blood sucking asses!" all this is said in a fake Mississippi accent. (I mean come on reallY!)

Dad (who to be honest was lookin pretty good all considering he hadn't even broke a sweat! Then again we are related) said (of all things to say!) "do you have a licence to hunt bears? (being the ass he is) said "we don't need a licence ! What are you gonna do tell the police?" we all started laughing I mean wouldn't you the sad thing was emmett didn't get it" He looked at Nessie and lobbed her on his back. I stood up "Emmett what In gods name are you doing with my daughter?" "I'm bringing her hunting grizzly is her favourite duh" and with that he left.

Dad was past melting point at this stage and I was pretty thirsty grabbed Nessies sippy-cup and took a long drink to make myself feel a little better it was only deer but it was better than nothing. Dad (the fool) turned around and said (the cup was see through) "I didn't know vampires could drink cranberry juice." I mean honestly was he in denial or really that stupid. "dad" I started a bit benignly "this is deer blood" he went a bit paler but looked ok. "dad you can go home if you feel uncomfortable. You know that right?" what he said next startled me "Really I don't have to be killed changed or sworn to secrecy?" every-one laghed probably making dad more uncomfortable than ever. Edward was the one who spoke next "we're not about to kill or change you but you do have to really promise never to tell any one who wasn't at this party ok?" dad looked so surprised it was actually amusing. "that's it no blood oath or anything?" every one laughed even harder at this Rose laughed so hard venom tears rolled down her cheeks. (A/N I KNOW THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE BUT LETS PRETEND IT IS) She started spluttering and fell off her chair and at this every-one else laughed agai. You know Rose is really opening up lately as a wise man (Edward) once said walls aren't built to keep people out they are there to see who cares enough to knock them down. I had a heart to heart with Rose after the volturi left us alone that last time. I finally broke those walls and Rose now likes me as much as she likes Alice yayy Bella. What broke me out of my inner monologue was dad getting off the couch getting down on one knee on front of Sue and saying "with all the confusing things in my life will you be the one person I can count on to always be the same Sue Clearwater … will you marry me?

Done there will be a sequel I promise .