Argument

by Queen of Duct Tape

Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.

2. QDT I

Argument

By: QDT

Disclaimer: see first chapter

Queen of Duct Tape I

I, Her Royal Majesty Queen Abigail of Duct Tape, do hereby decree that the Dark Lord, Voldemort, is an idiot. What are going to do about it, O Molding One? Sprinkle glitter on me from your new robes? Declare yourself ruler of everything and take my duct tape? I'd like to see you try.