~*Absolute Girlfriend*~

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki has never had a girlfriend and he has been rejected by every girl he has ever had a crush on. When he returns a lost cell phone to an oddly dressed salesman, he mentions wanting a girlfriend. To thank him, he directs him to his company's website, Kronos Heaven. When he visits the site, Naruto finds it's a site to create your perfect lover. Thinking it's a game, he customizes and accidentally orders one. The next day, his new lover arrives.

AU

NarutoxSakura

slight one-sided

SasukexSakura

~O~

"Let's have WHAT!" Naruto said, "Who the hell are you and why did you come in a crate and why are you asking for sex!"

She blinked, "I'm your girlfriend, silly." She said walking to him slowly, backing him into a wall. She smiled and grabbed his hand and placed it on her breast. Naruto blushed, "And that's why I want you." She whispered seductively.

So soft...warm.

He snatched his hand away,"Stop it!" He yelled. She pouted sadly.

"You don't want to touch me, Naruto?"

His mouth fell opened making unintelligible noises, "I...I...,how do you know my name?" He said quickly changing the subject. She shook her head and started giggling.

"Well, of course I'd know my lover's name." She said batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Naruto bit his lip; God, she was so cute. He shook his head.

"I'm not your lov-" He stopped when he heard heavy knocking at the door. It dawned on him; shit, he forgot he had them waiting. He walked over to her closet and pulled out a shirt and threw it at her, "Put this on and stay in here." He commanded leaving her and closing the door behind him.

He walked over and opened the door to see two very pissed guys, "What the hell took you so long!" Kiba said pushing past him and Sasuke did the same.

"Hey!" Naruto complained. Both Sasuke and Kiba sat down on the sofa.

"Naruto, I'm done."

He gulped when he heard her voice. Both boys eyebrow raised and looked in the direction where the voice came from, "You got a girl in here, Naruto?" Kiba said incredulously.

"No..."

"Naruto?" She came into the room and leaned against the wall pouting with a finger to her lips, "Aren't you coming back?" She said innocently. She looked over at the two boys on the couch, "Who are these guys?" All three of their mouths were gape open at her. She sexily sashayed over to Naruto and wrapped her arm around his neck possessively, "I hope their not interested in men." She said looking back over to them with narrowed eyes.

Naruto laughed a bit after seeing both their face drop, "No, their my friends, Kiba and Sasuke." She blinked before unwrapping her arms him and hopping onto the couch in between them, startling them. She reached and grabbed hold of Kiba's hand, "Hello, I'm Naruto's girlfriend," She then reached over to Sasuke's, "Hello, I'm Naruto's girlfriend. You're pretty good-looking yourself." She added gleefully which made Naruto frown and Sasuke smirk, "But you're not as good-looking as Naruto."

Naruto smiled, Sasuke frowned.

"Well, Naruto," Kiba started raising a eyebrow, "When were you going to tell us you had such a...," He stopped to look over her body that was so flimsily covered in a shirt that barely covered anything under the underneath when she raised her arms slightly, "gorgeous girlfriend." He said. Sasuke looked at him, wanting to also know why did he snag this creature up from.

"Well," He reached up to scratch his head,"...well-"

"We met yesterday."

All of them turned their attention to the half naked girl on the couch,"...me and him kind of...hit it off." She said.

"We see that," Sasuke said, "So quick to get a girl in bed, huh, Naruto."

"What? You have alot of fucking nerve, Sasuke!" Naruto said disbelievingly, "Who was the one who got that red haired bitch from school pregnant the first they met!"

"First of all, she wasn't pregnant."

"What's the fuck-ing difference, asshole!" Sasuke glared at him and Naruto glared with the same intensity that made the whole room cold. Sakura looked from Naruto to Sasuke then stood up and walked over to Naruto and again placed her arms around his neck and hugged him closely, distracting him away from Sasuke. "What are you doing?" He said looking down at her. She looked up.

"Trying to calm you down; my inner circuitry is telling me that you're upset."

Inner circuitry? What the hell she mean by that?

"Well, I'm okay now." He reached his hands up and grabbing her arms and pulling them down. She pouted before wrapping her arms around his waist tightly ans snuggle her head in his chest. Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes and decided to let her hold him.

"So...you're officially over Ino now." Kiba said. He felt her froze and watched as she turned slowly around toward Kiba.

"Of course, Naruto is over that blonde girl!", Naruto furrowed his brow questioningly; how did she know Ino had blonde hair, "Or any of the other girls he liked, he's mine now!" She said possessively wrapping her arm back around his waist a little too tight for his comfort. Sasuke grimaced with jealousy as he watched as the mysterious sexy girl hugged Naruto with possessiveness and...passion. Never in the time he has know Naruto, no girl has held him like that.

And he wasn't to happy about that, Sasuke had always been the lady-killer, getting any girl he wanted with his charm and good looks...and his libido, if he might add. What she said earlier about Naruto being better looking then him set something off in him that either; she wasn't human or...she was an idiot to not see how much better he was than Naruto. He would make her see him.

"What's your name?" Sasuke asked. She cocked a brow and looked up at Naruto. Naruto gulped and quickly blurted out the first name that came to his mind, "Sakura! Sakura, her's name." She smiled.

Kiba then stood up and walked over to her and held out his hand, "Its nice to meet you, Sakura, "He turned to Naruto, "I need your help. I've got to be back at the vet office before my mom blows a gasket about me being late for my shift, can you show the which direction it is from your house, I'm not that familiar with this area." Naruto sighed.

"Fine." He pried Sakura's arms from around him and followed Kiba toward the door, "I'll be back in ten minutes." He said before closing the door, leaving both Sasuke and 'Sakura' alone. Sasuke smirked, "Just my luck." He said under his breath, "This is just too easy." He said before standing up, gaining the attention of the girl. She looked at him questioningly as he slowly approached her. He managed to back her into the wall behind her.

He rest his hand beside her head and leaned forward toward her, "How much to do you like, Naruto?" He questioned. She blinked.

"I don't just like him; I love him." She said pouting and crossing her arms over her chest. Sasuke bit his lip as he saw her raised nipples through the thin shirt, his eyes than glanced up at her lips that were a attractive pink, "And mind if you back up, I don't allow other men but my Naruto to get this close to me." She said looking into his onyx eyes. Sasuke had immediately noticed that her eyes were green, they were uncommon in Japan except if you were half-Caucasian or Caucasian. He inwardly smirked to himself; her name was Sakura, so she must be half.

"How close to you?," He stepped closer to her, pressing his body against her roughly, "This close?" She nodded her head, continuing to stare up at him indifferently. Sasuke grew confused, usually this would of worked against any other female. He gave her credit; her willpower was stronger than he'd thought. He sighed inwardly; guess he had to do that. He grabbed her by her upper arms and started pulling her toward the couch. She was a little...sturdy and resistant but her managed to bring her and pushed her down and climbing over top of her.

Her expression remained indifferent to his actions,"I don't want to hurt you, Sasuke." She said, almost robotic. He rolled his eyes before pressing his lips to hers, roughly. He became irritated after about ten seconds of kissing her because she was kissing him back. He sometimes got the resistant ones but they usually gave in at this point.

Damn, this girl was confusing!

He pulled away from her and glared, "What's wrong with you?" He said frustration laced in his voice. She blinked.

"I don't want to hurt you, Sasuke." She repeated with the same robotic tone. He sucked on his teeth and trailed his hand up her thigh; about to touch the apex between them, "Self-defense mode activated." Her hand shot down and grabbed his wrist. Sasuke tried to pulled his hand away but she had a iron grip. He hollered out in pain when hearing the sickeningly crack of his wrist when she instantly twisted it. She lifted up slowly, pushing him off of her onto the floor. "Let go you crazy bitch!" He gritted through his teeth. He looked up at her; her face was blank and her eyes were emotionless staring down at him.

"I told you." She said.

Just then Naruto walked in, "I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if Kiba's brain was the size of a dog...-Sakura! Let go of him!" Hearing Naruto's voice, she blinked and instantly let go of Sasuke's wrist and turned to him and ran to him throwing his arms around his neck and wrapping her legs around his waist.

"Naruto!" She said cheerfully. He pushed her softly off him and grabbed onto her shoulder.

"Sakura, what happened?"

"Your crazy ass girlfriend broke my wrist!" He heard from behind her. Sakura turned around to him, "I told you I didn't want to hurt you, Sasuke. You didn't listen. I'm sorry." She said, pouting. Sasuke glared at her while holding his wrist, he pushed passed both of them, "You can have her, Naruto." He said slamming the door behind him. Making Naruto flinch.

He looked at at Sakura to see her already infamous innocent look, "What happened to make you break his wrist?"

"He was coming on to me and I told him that my heart belongs to you and then he started getting a aggressive and pushed me down on the fluffy thing," She pointed to it and continued, "and I told him that I didn't want to hurt him twice and that's when my self-defense program kicked in." She said.

"Self-defense program?"

"Yes, as a woman don't I suppose to have one?" She said cocking her heard to the side. He shrugged his shoulders.

~O~

Naruto had never thought this day would turn out like this. Go to movies; shocked to see Ino was going out with Sasuke. Come back home, have a female...whatever, in a crate that wants to his girlfriend and have sex with him. Sasuke tries to...have his way with her and she breaks his wrist. What else could possibly happened; at school on Monday, Sakura is mysteriously also going to be going to the same school as him and every girl there are wanted to kill her because she broke their precious Sasuke's wrist, the very wrist that held the hand that fingered them and wanting to get pay back by endlessly flirting with him trying to steal him away from her...oh God, he really hoped he didn't just jinxed himself like always did.

After Naruto finished taking a shower, he stepped out into his room in only a towel. He was shocked to see Sakura was lying across his bed, he head propped up by her hands with a smile. Her smiled grew when she only saw a towel around him. He frowned, "Sakura, what did I tell you? I told you you would be sleeping out in the living room and not in here with me." Naruto knew it was kind of harsh saying this to a female but it was necessary.

She pouted and lifted up from the bed and grab the helm of the shirt, "I thought for sure we'd be having sex tonight, Naruto. Don't you want this?" He blushed furiously, when she pulling the shirt off and throwing it across the room.

"Sakura, be more lady-like, you can't just throw off your clothes to anybody!" He consciously noticed that he didn't say no to her question, which he hated to admit that he did want her.

"I only throw my clothes off for you," She reached for his hand and started pulling him toward the bed, "Please." Naruto looked at her with a pained expression. What would any man do if there was a cute girl on their bed...naked, begging for them to have sex with them? He groaned.

He came to the edge the bed and stood there as she raised to her knee and wrapped her arms around his neck bringing him closer and softly planting her lips on his. Naruto stayed resistant for a moment before groaning and wrapping his own arms around her, kissing her back. She let out a excited moan before pulling away and smiling at him, "That wasn't too bad, wasn't it," She said, her voice hazed over with lust. He shook his head before pushing her down on the bed and kissed her again.

Sakura reached down and grasped the towel around his waist. But then his hand stopped hers and he pulled away, "Is that better?" He said, lifting off of her. She lifted up too with a confused look. "I-I thought...you..."

"Yea, no." He said walking back over to the discarded shirt she took off and threw it at her. "Put it on and go out into the living room, I'm sorry but...not now." She pouted and put the shirt over her head and walked toward the door and walked out.

Naruto let out a sigh of relief and fell back on his bed. He was so glad that he had somehow found the willpower to stop. God, that girl was desirable. He unconsciously looked over to the crate that was now standing up in the corner of his room. He needed that salesman's number...what was his name again...Jiraiya and the company's name was Kronos Heaven. He had to searching for both, but for now he was tired.