~*Absolute Girlfriend*~
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki has never had a girlfriend and he has been rejected by every girl he has ever had a crush on. When he returns a lost cell phone to an oddly dressed salesman, he mentions wanting a girlfriend. To thank him, he directs him to his company's website, Kronos Heaven. When he visits the site, Naruto finds it's a site to create your perfect lover. Thinking it's a game, he customizes and accidentally orders one. The next day, his new lover arrives.
AU
NarutoxSakura
slight one-sided
SasukexSakura
~O~
Naruto growled in irritation and threw the fourth phone book into the wall. He could not find Kronos Heaven or Jiraiya anything and it was frustrating, it was like they didn't exist. He then groaned when he heard his bedroom door open.
"Naruto," Sakura whined, "I'm bored."
"Then go watch TV or something." He said turning to her, seeing her confused face. He sighed, "Press the little red button on the remote and use the black arrows to change the channel." He said slowly. She shook her head.
"I don't want to watch the big black box, I want to have se-"
"Shut up, no!" He said placing his hands over his ears, "I don't want to have sex with you." Yet. "Just go back out there and leave me alone for a while, please." He said taking one hand off his ear and waving her off. She pouted before closing the door. He shook his head, "What am I going to do with her?"
He reached for his phone and dialed the operator, "Hello? Yes, I would like to get the company 'Kronos Heaven's' number." He reached for a pen and paper and began writing down the number the woman give him, "Ok, thank you." He said hanging up the phone.
He stared at the number, "Why didn't I call them instead of looking through four phone books getting pissed off?" He said. Sometimes, he thought he was stupid.
He dialed the number and as it was ringing, he, impatiently, started drumming his fingers on his leg.
"Hello?" Somebody said on the other line.
"Yes, I'm calling about a…product I accidentally order from you guys?"
"Oh, you must be the young man, Naruto Uzumaki. Are you enjoying your order; are there any complaints?"
"Um…well, like I said, I accidentally order one; is there anyway of giving it back?" He asked.
"Oh, no, unless if you didn't kiss it yet?"
Naruto felt his stomach drop, he had kissed her last night. " And what if I did?" He asked shakily.
"Well, shoot, it will be forever bound to you." Naruto dropped the phone and threw his hands up in the air. Well that blew him right out the window. Damn. He picked the phone back up.
"Is there anyway of getting rid of it?"
"Well, you certainly can't kill it, if that's what you're thinking but no, you can't get rid of it." He loudly sucked his teeth and growled, "but don't be so down, you'll eventually warm up to it, trust me, I've got one under the desk right now, if you know what I mean."
Naruto frowned, "Is this the old man I met on Friday?"
"…Maybe."
Naruto immediately hung up the phone. He knew better then to keep talking to a pervert. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. He was stuck with her for whatever how long. He noticed the silence and looked up. "What could she be doing out there?" He said raising up from his bed and walking toward the door.
As soon as he walked out, he saw her in front of the TV, her eyes planted on it in focus. "Sakura, you might want to back up from the TV, you might become blind." He said. She turned him and pointed to the screen.
"Naruto, what is this?" She said. Naruto walked over and looked at the TV.
"Gymnastics?" He said looking back her. She turned back toward the TV with amazement clear in her eyes.
"It's so primitive, I like it." She said, looking at the woman on the balance beam doing back flips. She then cocked her head to the side when she saw the woman balancing on it with just her hands and splitting her legs wide.
Naruto watched as she stood up and walked over to couch; he watched as she stood up on the hard back supporter of the couch. He narrowed his eyes questioningly, "What are doing?" He gasped when she flipped on her hands and balanced and spitted her legs, copying what the woman did on TV.
His face grew red when the shirt flew down, uncovering all of her goodies and when he caught sight of what of between her legs, he covered his eyes with his hand, "Sakura, get down!" He yelled, "Your…your stuff is showing." He removed his hand from his eyes and saw her back on the floor staring at him."Did I do it good?" She asked. His blushed disappeared as he thought about it. She had did it gracefully and effortlessly. He wouldn't of mind watching her some more but that certain thing had to happen. He began to think again.
She needed some clothes. He could go out and buy her a couple of stuff but then he didn't know her size, so that meant he had to take her with him.
"You did great." He said rushing back into his room and grabbing the phone and dialing Hinata's cell.
"Yea, hello, Hinata? Are you in the house?"
"N-no, I'm staying o-over my parents house. I'll b-be over here u-until Wednesday. I-is something w-wrong?" She said.
"No, I was just hungry and I thought you could cook something up for me." He quickly lied.
"O-oh, I think I left s-some leftover sashimi I-in the fridge if you want it. I-I left the key under my d-doormat."
"Ok, thanks." He said hanging up the phone and running out his room, straight toward the door. He stopped to see Sakura doing a split on floor. He shook his head and step over her, "Naruto? Where are you going?" She said lifting up.
"I'll be right back." He said shutting the door and turning to lift up the doormat with his foot and found the key exactly where Hinata said she put it at. He picked it up and opened the door. He wasn't at all surprised when he saw how clean her place was; Hinata had always been a clean freak but then, he looked around again, when did her place get so…penthouse-ish. He rolled his eyes, he forgot that her parents were rich.
He walked straight for her room and to her bureau. He stopped.
He knew it was wrong going through a girl's bra and panty draw and it was wrong to know exactly what drawer was it in.(He accidentally found it when Hinata asked him to get her necklace that was in drawer next to it).
He opened it and gaze upon the white and lavender satin and…sheer female undergarments. "Sheer?" He expected Hinata to be more of a cotton girl. He blushed and reached in and picked up a matching bra and underwear. He looked at the bra in amazement, "Whoa, Hinata's huge." He mumbled to himself. He closed the drawer and to her closet.
He really didn't pay attention to what he picked out but he knew he'd got a pair of blacks flats and a black mini skirt and a white spaghetti-strapped shirt. He opened the front door but stopped and turned back around and went into her fridge to get the food.
Shit, he really was hungry.
He walked back into his house and threw the clothes at her. She caught it with ease and looked at them questioningly. "Put those on and hurry up. We're going out." He said. Her eyes glowed.
"On a date!" She blurted out. Naruto shook his head before holding up the food in his hand.
"Want some?" She shook her head.
"I don't eat." Naruto furrowed his brow before slowly turning away from her, "O…kay. Well, while I eat, you get ready." He said walking into the kitchen, As he sat down, he began to think over what he was going to today. He had to take Sakura shopping and that would probably take almost the whole day to complete.
Damn, how much money did he have on him? He'd just been paid from his job and he had recently gotten money from his uncle, Kakashi. He started adding up all the money in his head while he chewed on his sashimi.
It was about …five hundred dollars. Enough to get whatever she needed. "Naruto.", He turned to face Sakura and his mouth fell open, rice dropping from his mouth, "How do I look?" She said, striking a sexy pose. He swallowed finally snapping himself out of a trance.
He blushed, "You look good." He had to admit that she was indeed sexy. The white spaghetti strapped shirt was tight against her slim, curvaceous waist and the black mini skirt only made her legs look longer.
She smiled before walking over and sitting on his lap, "Where are we going?" Naruto was a little distracted that she had sat on his lap.
"I'm taking you shopping; I can't have you walking around here with only a t-shirt on." Her eyes glittered before pulling him into a tight hug.
~O~
"Naruto! I want this one, this one, and this one!" Sakura said holding up three different dresses. Naruto's sweat dropped when he saw the price on the three on them. He inwardly laughed, even a cyborg or…android, or whatever she was, female was the same as a human female.
"Sakura, those cost too much," He then looked around and blush in embarrassment, "How about we get out of Victoria's Secret and go to a different store." He said noticing the people that were walking by were laughing at them. She pouted.
"But I want to have something sexy to dress in for you," She dropped the dresses and picked a black skimpy lace lingerie set, "How about this one? It'll be easy to get me out of." Naruto blush redden even further when he heard the volume of the laughter increase. He then heard somebody say, "Ooh, you better get that."
He couldn't take anymore so he brought it and grabbed her and left the store as fast as he could. He never knew shopping with a girl would be so embarrassing and troublesome. He stopped, "Okay, next place will be-"
"This one!" Sakura said pointing. Naruto looked and sighed, "Armani Exchange? Come on!" He thought as she dragged him toward the expensive store. As they grew closer, Naruto couldn't help but notice black hair; his black hair. Of all the rotten luck they had to meet up with Sasuke.
"Hey, there's your friend, Sasuke," Sakura said. "Sasuke, hi!" Sakura said gaining his attention. He seemed slightly surprised before glaring at her.
He then looked at Naruto.
"Taking the amazon shopping, dobe? But I think you're in the wrong store; this place cost too much for you."
"Amazon?" Sakura said questioningly tilting her head to the side. He looked at her and lifted his wrist, showing the white caste over it. Naruto let out a chuckle, "I said I was sorry." Sakura said. Sasuke smirked before grabbing her around her waist.
"I'm willingly able to forgive you, if you give me a kiss." Naruto reached for his arm and pulled it from around her.
"Sasuke, if you knew any better from yesterday's experience, you'd know that your arm would be broken, believe it." Naruto laughed. Sasuke frowned before pulling away from her and snatching his arm away.
"Well, see you at school tomorrow, Naruto and, hopefully, Sakura." Naruto didn't like how the way he said that. It was like he was telling him to expect something.
His troubles were just beginning.