~*Absolute Girlfriend*~

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki has never had a girlfriend and he has been rejected by every girl he has ever had a crush on. When he returns a lost cell phone to an oddly dressed salesman, he mentions wanting a girlfriend. To thank him, he directs him to his company's website, Kronos Heaven. When he visits the site, Naruto finds it's a site to create your perfect lover. Thinking it's a game, he customizes and accidentally orders one. The next day, his new lover arrives.

AU

NarutoxSakura

slight one-sided

SasukexSakura

~O~

As Naruto walked to school, he couldn't shake the feeling that someone was following him. Every now and then he would look over his shoulder to see who it was but saw no one but whoever it was was about to get a fist to the face. Getting the strange feeling again, he stopped and listened. He turned around and growled in irritation. "Whoever you are, just come out. I already know you're there." He said bringing his attention to the alley way opening as he saw a figure emerge.

He groaned, "Sakura, didn't I tell you you can't follow me to school," He took notice to the school uniform she had on, "And where did you get those from?" She smiled.

"I...borrowed them from a girl I saw this morning walking the same direction as you." Naruto frowned, he didn't even want to know what borrowed mean in her vocabulary. "And I followed you in case one of those girls try to hit on you." She said.

"Girls at my school don't give a damn about me, Sakura. Go back and wait until I get there."

"Please, just this one time." She begged. He sighed.

"You can't. You're not even in the school system."

"Yea I am." She said. He raised a brow.

"How?"

"Oh, just a little code breaking." Again, something he didn't even want to know about.

"Fine, whatever, but just keep the touching at a minimal."

~O~

"Sakura! Dammit, let go!" He whispered loudly trying to pry her fingers from around his arm, "What did I tell about the touching?" She looked up at him and smiled.

"My touching is at a minimal or unless you want me to do this." She said bringing one of hands down and squeezing his ass. Naruto jumped and growled at her before pulling himself away from her, blushing. She giggled bringing her arm back around his, pulling him closer.

"I love you, Naruto." She said sweetly. He looked down at her.

"Do you even know what love is?" She looked up at him and furrowed her brows. He sighed, "Sakura, I know you were 'programmed' to love me but you're not in love with me." She shook her head.

"No, Naruto, I do love you...you just don't let me show how much I love you."

"That's the thing, Sakura, having sex doesn't mean nothing, it doesn't convince the person enough that you do, I mean a guy can have sex with a girl without having any feelings for her; for example, Sasuke Uchiha, he's never had a girlfriend but he slept with who knows how many bitches. So, take me as that kind of guy with this situation, I don't have any particular feeling for you, except that you're an acquittance of mine...or might even just a...weird friend that flirts with me all the time and also, you don't have to hang around me all the time, make new friends."

He hoped all of what he just said sunk into her head. He watched as she blinked, "So what you're saying is that, you don't want to sleep with me because, you don't want to break my heart because you don't like me as much as I like you and that you want to wait until you do have those type of feelings for me to have sex with me." He thought about it and nodded his head.

"Okay, I can wait that long but once it time," She turned to face him and wrapped her arms around his neck, "I'll give you the ride of your life." She whispered in his ear seductively. He blushed and coughed, pulling her off.

"Okay then, glad we...kind of got a understanding." He said smiling back at her and sighed when he felt her arm back around his. He shrugged his shoulders, he guessed friends do this but as long as she did not touch his butt anymore. As they turned into the schoolyard, Naruto couldn't help but freeze up when he saw all eyes on him and her. It was like everybody was expecting him. He cleared his throat nervously before continuing.

He felt their eyes following him, he became instantly uncomfortable.

"Hey! Stop staring!" He heard Sakura yelled. He gave her a 'are you crazy!' look.

"Sakura." He said. She looked up at him.

"They keep staring and I can clearly see that you're uncomfortable, so I'm telling them off." She said.

"Hey, you with the freaky pink hair." Naruto looked and saw a guy approaching her. She also looked, "You must be new, I'm Suigetsu Hozuki." Naruto narrowed his blue eyes and the silver-haired boy. He noticed him as another friend of Sasuke and he was just as greedy as Sasuke, wanting to have sex with anything that had breasts.

Sakura smiled, "I'm Sakura, nice to meet you." She said holding out her hand. He grabbed it.

"No last name?" He said

"Haruno." Naruto said, again thinking quickly. Suigetsu paid him no mind and continued to stare at her.

"Sakura Haruno, pretty name for a pretty girl." He said flashing his abnormal sharp teeth. Sakura looked back toward Naruto, seeing what his reaction was. That's when she thought about what he said earlier on their way here; make new friends.

She turned back toward Suigetsu and smiled, "Thank you." She said. He blushed.

"Well, aren't you sweety. Come on I'll show you around the school and maybe later on you can come with me and a few of my friend back to my place to do homework." He said pulling her close and walking away. Naruto glared at the hand that was on her shoulder, it harden even further when he saw Suigetsu look over his shoulder at him with a devious smirk.

Naruto turned away and huffed, like he cared that he was going to show Sakura around the school, less trouble for him anyway. Sakura was a grown...robot...woman? She could take care of herself if anything got out of hand. He looked back at the retreating backs, he sighed and tucked his hands in his pocket and continued his way to class.

As he sat down for class, people started gathering around his desk and ambushing him with questions.

"Naruto, who's that babe that you were walking with this morning?"

"Is she your girlfriend?"

"Ooh, Naruto, I didn't know you had gam-"

"Shut up! Leave me alone!" He yelled, "Me and Sakura, are just friends."

"Well, so you wouldn't mind if I hit that, right?"

"No, I-" Naruto turned and came face to face with a smirking Sasuke.

"Oh, so wouldn't mind?" Naruto laughed.

"And get your arm broken again or something else important broken." He then heard gasp all around the classroom.

"Woah, she broke his wrist? I think I'm in love." Somebody said.

"So that pink-haired bitch broke my Sasuke's wrist!" Another said. Sasuke frowned at the grinning Naruto. He knew that he had embarrassed him, something he didn't do too often but needed to do more. Sasuke smirked at him.

"The dobe gets some pussy and don't know how to act." He said. His mouth fell open slightly and his face turned red with anger. Just then the classroom door opened to reveal the pink-haired beauty alongside Suigetsu. She looked at him and ran over to him and hugged him.

"Naruto, I've got homeroom with you, yay! Aren't you happy?"

He sighed, "Whoop di do." He said pulling her off of him. She pouted and felt a hand on her shoulder. She looked over.

"Please, forgive him. He's a little upset that you're in the classroom." Sasuke said. Naruto looked at him.

"I didn't say that."

"You mind as will have." Naruto sucked on his teeth in annoyance.

"Whatever." He said turning his head to looked out the window.

"Come on Sakura, you can sit next to me if you want." Sasuke said placing a hand on her shoulder.

"No, I rather sit next to Naruto." She said. Sasuke shrugged his shoulders and walked over to his desk but stopped and turned back toward her, "You know I still haven't forgive you for breaking my wrist." He said continuing to his desk. Sakura sat down and looked over to Naruto with a worried look. She reached over and tapped his shoulder.

He looked, "What?"

She bit her lip, unsure on what to say. "What?" He asked again, impatiently.

"What's wrong?" She finally said. He looked back out the window.

"Its none of your business." Naruto didn't know why he was acting so cold toward her all of sudden. The teacher walked in and slammed his book on the desk.

"Well class, I'm your sensei, Kakashi and the only reason I'm saying this is because we have a new student today," He flipped through his attendance book to look at the new roster he'd gotten this morning, "And her name is, Sakura. Please stand up." He said bringing his eye to the pink haired girl. She stood up nervously.

"...Hi..." She sitting back down as quickly as she had stood up.

"Don't you have anything else to say?" She shook her head. kakashi snickered a bit, "Well, aren't you cute." Naruto turned his attention away from out the window to Kakashi. He rolled his eyes, once a pervert is always pervert.

"Okay, let's get started."

For almost the whole class period, Naruto could not ignore the various letters that were being given to Sakura from the guys in class; some were even from the girls, he could only guess they were hate letter warning her to stay away from Sasuke or if you hurt him again you would regret it letters. He couldn't be even more annoyed when he overheard a conversion that some guys were talking about behind about her. That's when he saw from the corner of his eye they passing something to her.

He saw her open it up and read whatever was in it. She looked back at them and smiled. It disgusted him how much she was being nice to them, he told her to make friends not boyfriends.

As class ended, he packed all of his stuff and started to head for the gym, but not before he saw Sora walk up to her, "So, Sakura, are you dating Naruto?" Naruto looked at her and saw her shake her head.

"No, we're just friends." He frowned and turned away. Now she was saying that they were friends.

But you're the one who said you wanted to be friends. Something told him.

"Naruto, wait up!" He heard her say. He stopped, "Do you got gym next?" He nodded his head.

"But its most likely that we've got to go out for swim...ming." Fuck!

They had to go out for swimming today. He frowned as he continued to walk toward the gym.

~O~

The school day had finally ended; meaning that his torture was over and finally he could go back home with Sakura to the quiet confides of his house.

In fact, where the hell was Sakura?

He walked out into the schoolyard and looked around and didn't see any sign of pink in the crowd. He decided to walk around the back and saw her standing in front of the gym outside entrance with a amazed look on her face. "Sakura?" She jumped and looked at him, shocked, "What are you doing?" He said.

"Those girls, their doing gymnastics." She said looking back in, "I want to do it too." She said. He walked toward her and stood beside her and also looked in.

"Why don't you ask if you can join then." She looked at him, surprised.

"I can?" He nodded his head and pointed toward the instructor.

"Go ask Kurenai-sensei."

"Can you come with me?" He shrugged his shoulders and followed her in. Naruto couldn't help but notice Ino in her tight purple leotard on the balance beam. He tore his eyes away from her when she looked at him.

"Hi, I'm Sakura and I would like to know if I can join?" She said nervously. Kurenai look at her.

"Are you good?" She asked. She shrugged her shoulders.

"She's great." Naruto said bringing Kurenai's attention to him.

"Okay, Uzumaki, but if she's horrible I'm coming after you," She looked back at Sakura, "Be here after school tomorrow and don't worry we will provide a leotard for you." Sakura nodded her head. He turned to leave but not until he stole a glance from Ino that was staring at him, smiling. She waved and he gave a curt nod and blushed when he noticed how cute she was in her leotard.

Okay, he had to admit he still had a crush on her. He then felt a tight hold on his arm, he looked down to see Sakura glaring at Ino. He place his hand over hers,"Damn, Sakura, your grip is iron, let go."

She let go, "Sorry, Naruto, but I know that's the girl you used to have a crush on." He furrowed his brow questioningly.

"How do you know that?"

"Sasuke told me, he told me you might still have feelings for her." He shook his head.

"No, no I don't. Don't listen to Sasuke, please." He said. He couldn't believe Sasuke was already trying to mess everything up.

"Okay, but I also wanted to make sure that you didn't because I don't want any other girl on your mind when the time comes.