A.N. Oh wow, so sorry this took so long! But Chapter 6 (which is super long for an awesome reason) will probably be up next week...? And I'm again internally devastated at the lack of reviews T^T

I keep the T rating, because in the future on here I see Magen's tongue slipping... and then there's the fact Ed is... well, Ed.

I do not own FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, that belongs solely to Hiromu Arakawa... lucky genius .

When I woke up the next morning, Sara was still sleeping, and it was probably noon. So I jumped on her.

"WAKE UP!" I shouted. And that's when she punched me. The first of many abuses to my face.

"What's WRONG with you?" She shouted at me.

I just shrugged, saying "Beats me."

So we got ready for the day ahead.

"What do we do?" I whined when putting my boots on.

"I have no idea..." She whined back.

Suddenly, I had one.

"Let's see if they have underground tunnels like Liore does!"

"Sure, why not?"

"...Uh, we get killed by a bunch of psychopathic murderers?" Said my depressing side.

"Why would you SAY THAT?" Sara shouted.

"Well you asked why not..."

So, despite my depressing side, we started wandering around, eventually wandering underground and past the sewers when we came to a turn-off into a tunnel. I looked at the walls and edges and then noticed something.

"Sara... does it look like someone.. beat down the walls to make this tunnel...?" I asked

"Yeah... It kinda... does."

I made a weapon with alchemy, and Sara did the same. I knew she wasn't happy about it, but we were going to explore that tunnel. A little bit later, I heard some noises above us. When I looked up, there were glowing eyes near the ceiling. I hit Sara repeatedly in the arm with my free hand and pointed up. The things started moving and then jumped from the ceiling. I screamed, Sara screamed, and then we both hauled it out of there.

"MAKE A WALL!" I shouted, before Sara put her hand on the water and made an ice wall. "I MEANT A DIFFERENT WALL!" I shouted again as we started running some more and the things that looked like what Cornello sent after Ed and Al broke through the put her other hand on a wall and made a metal wall come out and separated us from the monsters. I kind of hope those pipes weren't important now...I started running again, and Sara was right behind me.

First set of rungs going up we came to, I climbed. I moved the cover and way a very familiar and very small pair of black and red leather boots...

"What's going on?" Sara complained, almost shoving me off the rungs to see. Because apparently Ed's boots were VERY interesting! "Oh, hey, guys!"

Ed and Al screamed.

"What are you doing?" Ed shouted after we climbed out.

"We were bored..." Sara whined.

"In the sewers?"

"Yes." I answered.

"So you went into the SEWERS?"

"Yes, we went into the sewers! Gosh."

"Why the sewers?" Al asked.

"That's not important." I said, looking down to see if there were any monsters coming up.

"What happened down there?"

"Well..." I looked at Sara who apparently didn't care anymore, so I spoke up.

"We were checking to see if East City has tunnels like Liore."

"And?" came from the ever-pushy Edward.

"It does, so we went into them and these monsters came down from the ceiling and chased us until we got here."

"Monsters? What'd they look like?"

"Kind of like what Cornello sent after you two."

"Chimeras?" Al wondered.

"I guess." Sara said.

"But why would there be chimeras under the city?" Ed asked. I shrugged.

"Beats me."

La! Chapter 5! Enjoy! Comment, tell me if some of it doesn't make sense, because when I transfer it from DA to my computer to here, some of it doesn't make it. *RIP parts that didn't make it T^T* Also tell me if I spelled something wrong because it's terribly embarassing to have typos. ^^

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And now I see a button that just might allow me to paste from MS Word? Lovely -_-