Mass Effect: The Return Of The Overlord

Chapter 2

Meanwhile down in the netherworld the Evil energy started pulsating at a incredible pace like a vein on a angry fat man's forehead before it explodes into a gory mess, all other the floor. Suddenly the energy spikes just as it drops off the minions carrying the council and Commander Sheppard, who after being chucked onto the dark damp, evil looking room with a cracked throne with a fading Dragon styling to it. As Sheppard and the council continued to look around the room the noticed the lava flowing freely in some areas of the room almost like it had been thousands of years since anyone had actually used this room.

They then looked behind them to see a platform outside of the giant opening which helped add to the imposing look of the room, so they walked towards it to try and gauge their location. As soon as they reached the edge they looked out to see a giant cavern all around them with molten magma and waterfalls all around the area, sometimes clashing with each other in a chaotic battle usually exploding at the contact of hot and cold, almost like a battle between good and evil. They looked back towards the room they were in to see that the structure seems to connect to the roof of the cavern which seems to ignite the Salarian's curiosity which causes him to look down to see that the structure is built onto a giant stalactite stretching down for miles.

This brings everyone else over to have a look and they all seem to be impressed by this structure even in the state of disrepair it seems to be in. Just at this moment Gnarl chooses this moment to teleport in behind them, and laugh. This makes the council and Sheppard turn around and Velern demands "return us this instant to the citadel!" as he was doing this a random brown was stood behind him copying him which causes Sheppard to burst into hysterics. Tevos being the 'democratic' decided to ask "where are we?" This makes Gnarl grin and reply "we are in the Netherworld!" Anderson stupidly asks "so no devil then?" Gnarls replies sadly as if he is disappointed that such a evil figure like the devil does not exist "unfortunately not, although te devils work is too amateur why kill entire civilisations when you can enslave them instead to build up you forces and have a supply of cannon fodder." Just before anybody could reply to this a minion runs across the room chasing a rat with his club swinging try to hit it. Gnarl shouts "Grubby get over here you can get back to killing rats later." Grubby pouts "But I had almost beaten my record, of 100 dead rats, there too much like those fluffy rats who killed the poor fishes." Gnarl replies "you can kill rats later, although we might be able to kill bigger creatures soon." Grubby asks 'innocently' "like sheepies, or maybe even those empire soldiers which you lefts in stasis in case you ever got bored?" This causes Gnarl to angrily shout "yes you can kill sheepies but those are my soldiers to kill not yours you don't have the fine art of torture under your belt you would kill them and then jump up and down on the corpses."

This causes Tevos to question " Empire soldiers? Who are they and why would they need to be in stasis?" Gnarl answers "Well when we defeated the Romans I wanted a few target dummies and well the empires soldiers had that done, other targets are too smart and hide behind something before those stupid idiots stand 'proud'. Stupid amateur empire, conquering but not having a proper evil look no dark corners or damp patches that's not imposing at all." this causes Sheppard to question "Romans as in the Roman empire how old are you and does this means that we are on Earth." Gnarl responds in a scathing tone "yes you are on earth you stupid idiot, and well I go into stasis if we don't have a overlord for a long time master." Sheppard asks "and why am I your master?" Gnarl responds "because your our new overlord!" Sheppard promptly passings out on hearing this. Gnarl shouts "minions get the overlords armour ready, and councillors your our prisoners, minions take them to the dungeons but no torturing, well maybe you can rough up the Turian he seems like a amateur, and it might be fun!" With that the councillors are carried away by the minions and Gnarl cackles yes evil always wins!.