Chapter 2!

Disguises, torture, and the big head! XD

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Noah: INVADER ZIM !

Zoe: XD

Noah: I don't own IZ

Zoe: Mean either…were we doing something?

Noah: Umm…oh ya, we were just spinning in a vortex remember?

Zoe: Oh ya…lol let's get on with it then.

The two children suddenly felt the cool grass of a forest and stood up. They were in the clearing of the forest of the Invader Zim universe! They had made it! Without a single particle out of place!

"Noah!" Zoe exclaimed happily. "Noah! We made it! Let's go be a nuisance!"

Noah high-fived Zoe. "YES! LET'S!" he shouted.

Zoe looked around for the toaster and found it lying beside a tree. She picked it up and inspected it.

"The toaster doesn't look broken…Which is a good thing, considering the fact that step two has yet to commence." She observed.

Noah walked over to Zoe. "What's step two?" he asked out of curiosity.

Zoe pulled out the panel of the toaster and laid it on the ground. "Noah, you're gunna love this!" she exclaimed as she pulled out a remote from her pocket. Noah quickly ran over to his insane friend and tried to grab the remote, but Zoe pushed him away.

"Aww, but I wanna see it!" Noah wined.

"Don't worry, Noah," Zoe reassured. "You'll be able to see it. But I need to do something first."

"What is it?"

"I was just getting to that."

Zoe pushed a sparkly white button that reminded her of Edward Collin and soon the panel from the toaster began to twitch. He shot up in the air.

"Ugh…dammit. This thing wasn't supposed to make any noise!" she muttered under her breath as the panel dropped back down and started unfolding into a bigger box, just the right size for a single person to walk in.

The box wasn't very interesting to look at it, really. It was pretty much just a big, brown, ugly box.

On the outside at least.

Noah stared at it like it was the most stupid thing in the world. He started to laugh. "What IS that?" He shouted in between his laughter. "Is that where we're gunna stay?"

Zoe sternly looked at him and slightly blushed before walking into the small door without Noah knowing. Soon, an Irken walked out and confronted Noah, who was still laughing. The obsessed child only looked up when he noticed the Irken and saw her dark, dark red eyes staring back at him.

Noah got up slowly and continued to stare at the alien curiously, wanting to know where she had come from. The alien continued to stare straight at him in the eye.

"Uhhh…Zoe…?" Noah whispered.

"What?" The Irken answered.

Noah jumped back a little. "What? You're an Irken now?"

Zoe nodded. "Ya know that box that you thought was a laughing stock? That's what it does."

Noah felt kind of bad for laughing at something that was so cool. "Oh…sorry, Zoe."

The Irken shook her head. "Meh, that's fine. As long as my plan goes right, I don't care. Anyway, doesn't my disguise look epically AWESOME?"

She had a long sleeve shirt that was striped black and red with coattails pointing up at the end, red gloves, the usual black Irken pants, and red boots that went up to her knees, with black chains hanging off of them. Her antennas went down her behind her head then at the end extended back up with her dark, dark red eyes.

Noah gazed at Zoe. I don't think I should really mess with her while we're here… He thought.

"You look badass, I can give you that." He commented.

"Good," Zoe said, satisfied. "That way when Zim sees my Irken form, he won't fuck with me! Now it's your turn, Noah!"

The boy gazed at the box, which he knew better now not to laugh at. He started walking toward it when he realized something. He turned back to Zoe.

"Uh… Zoe. How do I work this thing?"

Zim was getting home from skool after a hard day. The hair of his wig shot all over the place, uniform tattered and one glove missing.

Out of all the days, today HAD to be the day the cafeteria served baloney...AGAIN!

Zim was cursing out Dib in the Irken language under his breath as he opened the door to his familiar base. He slammed the door and was greeted by Gir, who was holding up a plate of waffles.

"I made ya waffles, MASTEH!" he shouted happily as he held up a plate of waffles, which ironically contained bacon.

"No Gir," Zim said, sounding exhausted. "Zim wants no waffles. I'm just going to go and lay on the couch."

But as soon as he had down this, he heard a knock at the door.

"Gir, go answer the door." Zim commanded.

The green dog opened the door and saw two humans standing in front of him.

One was a girl with black hair, red highlights, and dark, dark red eyes. She was wearing black sunglasses resting on her head, a black hoodie with the sleeves striped white and red , black cargo pants, and red converse. In her ears were earphones which lead to a Touchscreen iPod which was resting in the pocket of her hoodie.

The other was a boy who had ginger hair and blue eyes. His shirt and boots were similar to a certain homicidal maniac. His pants were plain black, with a bit of white at the knees and at the bottom where the jeans ended.

The girl took her earphones off and looked at the green dog. "Oh hello Gir- I mean, where is your master? We're new to the neighborhood and wanted to meet our neighbors."

Gir slammed the door in their face and ran over to Zim, who was suddenly sleeping. The robot picked the Irken up and started shaking him. Zim woke up with a start.

"GIR!" Zim shouted. "PUT YOUR MASTER DOWN IMMEDIATELY!"

The dog ran back to the door and opened it yet again, the two mysterious humans still standing there.

"Master's 'wake now!" Gir exclaimed.

The ginger boy looked at Zim in surprise. He looked as if he was amazed to see the alien, but then again, he WAS in his disguise.

The girl nudged him and he stopped staring at Zim. The alien quickly saw the two humans and stormed up to them.

"What do want from the amazing ZIMMM?" Zim shouted.

The boy looked at him. "We just wanted to…eh…know our neighbors in the neighborhood because we're new here and stuff, ya know?"

Zim squinted his eyes at the two humans, who were about his height.

"All you need to know," Zim started. "Is that you pitiful humans should leave me alone. And of you don't, then you'll be DOOMED! So keep away from the almighty ZIMMM!" And with that finale shout of his name, he slammed the door shut.

The two humans walked back to the house two spaces to the right of Zim's base and went inside. The girl closed the door and sighed.

"I guess we should have expected that from Zim, Noah." She said.

Noah sat on the couch and started flipping through the channels on the TV. "I guess you're right, Zoe. He is ZIMMM after all."

The place in which they had made their temporary home was almost like a collage of all of their favorite things. On the walls were posters of JTHM, Smosh, Linkin Park, and a few Squee posters as well. They had decided that if they were in the IZ universe, that it would be best not to have any Zim or Gir posters hanging around.

The walls of the living room were red, courtesy of Noah's opinion; the furniture was black, with a big couch in the middle of a lamp and black chair. In front of the couch was a huge flat screen TV. There was a little rug underneath the lamp. Underneath the rug was a hand scanner that lead to the underground hallways that lead to the two of the children's rooms, complete with everything that they had wanted to add.

They thought as long as they were here, they should live in style, with their dream rooms.

There was also a separate room, just for the toaster and the panel, which gave them everything that they have now. They had set up a whole security system just for the toaster and the panel, for that was their only way home.

Zoe turned off her hologram disguise, revealing her new Irken self. Noah followed her lead, revealing his new Irken self also.

His Irken disguise was really no different from his hologram disguise, except that his Irken eyes were blue and his antennas were the same as a regular male Irkens.

"Hey Noah," Zoe began. "I've been thinking. If we're gunna have Irken disguises, then we should at least have cool Irken names!"

Noah jumped up from the couch. "That sounds like an AWESOME idea!" He added. "But…I'm not that creative…Eh heh heh…"

"Meh. Take your time, Noah." Zoe said. She thought hard about what her new Irken name should be.

"How about Rek?" Noah suggested.

Zoe thought about this. "You use that name, Noah."

"I don't really like it. It might suit you though."

Sure, why not? Zoe thought. She couldn't think of anything else.

She held her fist in the air. "I am Invader REK! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PITIFUL HUMANS!" She shouted, almost trying to intimidate Zim.

Zoe waited for Noah to do something, but all he did was look at her and say "Don't look at me, Rek, I'm Irken at the moment!"

I'm really into this story now XD It's like going into a different world! This is fun to type XP

STAY IRKEN, PEEPS! ;B)