CHAPTER 3!

I SWEAR BIG HEAD'S IN THIS CHAPTER!

INVADER SHADOW! HERE'S A SHOUT OUT! XD

Noah: I still can't come up with an Invader name.

Zoe: How bout Leo? That's your OC's name.

Noah: Why not. Can't think of anything else anyhow.

Zoe: We don't own IZ OR JTHM OR SQUEE OR SMOSH! SO GET OVER IT!

Noah: I didn't say anything…

Zoe: Remember that I'M Rek, and that Noah is Leo!

Noah: Oh ya, and Zoe. You forgot the PAKs in the last chapter. Did you realize that?

Zoe: Oh shit, so I did. My PAK is black with red spots (Naturally), and in my hologram, it isn't shown. Noah's is also black with red spots, and his is disguised as Nny's backpack (Once again, naturally). Oh ya, and Dib somehow falls in love with me XD (Though I shall never have an interest!)

Noah: *Snickers*

Dib: NO! DX *Slightly blushes*

Zoe: I wanted some kind of twist, cuz I honestly wanted Zim to be scared of me…This will NOT be romantic though, just a funny side plot X3 Dib's a nervous reck!

Dib: AM NOT! DX

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Rek got up the following morning and got out of her purple and black bed sheets. She looked at the time and it read 7:00. She was glad that she didn't have to get up as early as she did at her other boring, uniformed school.

See, whenever Rek and Leo traveled between dimensions, time froze in reality, so they would not get back and be greeted by crying faces, police, and the cast of The Evening News.

The new Irken walked out of her room and rose up into the living room and walked into the kitchen, where Leo was seen, eating that thing that looked like Fun Dip.

The kitchen had a single, square table in the middle. Along the wall, there was a fridge, a sink, and two counters along the opposite wall. They were not at all interested on how the kitchen looked, really.

Rek joined Leo at the table and Leo passed her a bucket of the IFD (Irken Fun Dip. You gotta better name?).

"So, what are we going to do today?" Leo asked Rek eagerly. The female Irken took one look at Leo eating the IFD and snickered.

"That looks so wrong, you know!" She finally admitted, laughing at her own comment.

Leo stared at her and quietly put the white, powdery stick back into the bucket.

"I really DON'T want to eat that anymore…" Leo confessed, as he stood up and threw it in the trash.

"I wouldn't blame you." Rek added as she opened the door to the fridge. "Hmm…Uh…Leo?"

"Ya?"

"Do you have ANY idea what mu…mushi…mushi-whateverthehell is?"

Leo walked over to the fridge and looked at what Rek was looking at. "That's a MushMinkie. Remember? From The Fry Cook What Came From All That Space?"

Rek took it out of the fridge and placed it on the table. "Oh, ya!" She added. "Wanna see what it tastes like? We need to eat a big breakfast, considering the fact that we can't eat human food right now."

Noah nodded. She made a good point. "But wait…" He questioned. "How do we change back into our original form?"

"The panel." She answered. "And that remote that is stashed away with it. Remember?"

Leo nodded as he cut off a piece of the MushMinkie and ate it. His jaw dropped. "Oh my God…" He muttered. "IT TASTES JUST LIKE STEAK!" He started gulping down each bite.

"Well, hey! Don't hog it all!" Rek shouted as she ran up to take a bite.

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After a practical feast, the two new Irkens turned on their holograms and walked outside. The sunny, non-cloudy day forced Rek to put on her sun glasses.

Leo realized that they were walking toward skool. "Hey," he started. "You still never told me what the plan was."

Rek lowered her sunglasses and gazed at Leo. "It's simple. We befriend the Dib, then-"

"OH, HELL NO!" Leo whined. "The last thing I want is to befriend the character that I hate and then-"

"Look, Leo!" Rek cut Leo off. "Just here me out! We'll befriend Dib, Zim, and as an added bonus, Keefe! Then we'll set all of this in a GIANT EXPLOSISION OF AWESOMENESS! And by that, I mean we'll send Dib and Zim in a vortex full of misery! Sounds fair enough?"

Leo nodded. "Oh, and sorry for cutting you off earlier."

Rek shook her head and pulled her shades over her eyes yet again. "No offense taken."

"How does that offend you?"

"I don't know!"

They walked until they arrived at the skool's steps. Rek turned to Leo. "Ok," She started. "Here's what we're gunna do first…"

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Ms. Bitters picked up the phone. "What?" She answered crabbily. "No! Not two more!" She slammed the phone in disgust.

"Class, we're receiving two more horrible students. Their names are Rek and Leo." She spat as two children walked into the classroom. She slithered up to the two. "If you want to tell the class anything your heart desires, then get on with it!" She spat as she slithered back to her desk. The red highlighted girl proudly stepped forward.

"Hello, people I already know. I'm Rek!" She said, as if it was a normal conversation, though nobody was really listening. "I know how creepy that sounded, but as far as ya'll know, I'm not the only stalker in this classroom at the moment. Don't piss me off and I won't have to go all Nny on you. That is all!" She finished as if she was in a public speaking contest, looked at the black and white shirted boy, and gave him a quick nod before taking his seat behind Dib.

Dib quickly realized that she had taken a seat behind his and slightly blushed. This was going to be a long day.

The other boy stepped up and gave his practical speech. "Hello…people." He said. "I'm the one named Leo and if you have a problem with that, then I don't care!" He took his seat behind Zim.

"Thank you, you two. That was horrible, now onto today's lesson. How the sun will eventually suck all the planets into it DOOMING US ALL!" she shouted.

As Ms. Bitters talked about doom, literally, Rek peered over Dib's shoulder, knowing well enough by the redness of his face, that this was going to be fun. She decided to tease him. But she had to act as if she knew nobody, or the plan would not prevail.

"Well, hi!" she said happily, like she really was interested in what the big head had to say. Dib spun around, surprised by the sudden outburst.

"Eh heh…Hi." Dib mumbled. "So...you're new here and all?"

"Obviously." She took her sunglasses off of her eyes and placed them on her head, revealing her dark, dark red eyes.

"So…" she began, putting her head in her arms, which were on her desk. "Why's your face all red? Gotta fever or something?" She smiled a smug smile. She couldn't help but tease the human; it was easier than eating a full MushMinkie!

Dib quickly spun back around to face the front, and blushed harder. This was NOT going to be his day.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom, Leo was thinking of a way to start a conversation with the other Irken. It was part of the plan, after all. But they both knew it was a fat chance.

He decided to just wing it.

"Hey, you're Zim, right?" He started.

Zim spun around in his chair and looked Leo in the eye. "Of course I'm the almighty Zim!" He responded, rather rudely. "Hey, wait a minute…You and that other earth female showed up at my doorstep yesterday afternoon! What is this?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, ZIM!" Leo responded. "I'm just starting a NORMAL conversation that NORMAL earth larvae would do, but I guess you're NOT NORMAL then, maybe even an…oh I don't know…ALIEN?"

This got Zim totally paranoid. "Ehh..Zim IS NORMAL! STUPID PIG SMELLY! AND I CAN PROVE IT!"

Cha ching! Jackpot! Leo thought. "Well then," Blue eyed human continued. "We'll meet at lunch! Then you'll have to eat the cafeteria food to prove it!"

"Whatever, WORM-BEAST!"

Leo was mentally dancing around the classroom. He was going to perform the first act of torture! Rek would be so excited!

Speaking of her, she still needed to get Dib to sit with her for lunch. All part of the plan, of course!

"Hey…Dib was it?" She asked.

Dib turned around, eager to talk to her, and really not wanting to.

"Uh..ya sure. Yes?"

"Wanna sit with me and Leo at lunch or what?"

The paranormal nerd blushed. "Guh…sure…Whatever you say."

Rek suppressed a laugh at Dib's shy response. "Ok, sure, cool."

AND SO CHEESYNESS BEGINS XD

Dib: I DUN LIKE HER DX

Zoe: SURE WHATEVER!

Noah: ZOE AND DIB, SITTIN IN A TREE…

Zoe: OH MY GOD NOAH THAT'S SO OLD SHUT UP XD

Noah: lolz

Zoe: STAY IRKEN! ;B)