"Minna, we're all making a modeling portfolio!"

Nami confidently smirked at her idea to get money. It was simple; she wondered why she had never thought of it! If Brook, who had no brains, could think of it, then how could the thought have eluded her?

But no matter, she was going to do this… huh?

Only Brook gathered. Did they not hear her calling for them? Her awesome idea? But that doesn't make sense because Brook heard her perfectly fine and he had no ears. Irritated, she turned to Brook,

"Oi, get everyone's asses over here! We're in deep red and I—I mean we—need money!"

"Hai, Nami-san."

Quickly, Brook ran around giving the Strawhats Nami's order. Once, they all gathered, she repeated her idea,

"Minna, we're all making a modeling portfolio!"

"A what?" Usopp and Chopper tilted their heads at the word. Franky raised his sunglasses and blinked. Robin slightly smiled at the thought. Zoro scoffed,

"Sea witch idea."

"Shitty marimo, don't insult Nami-swan's idea!" Sanji aimed a kick at the swordsman who immediately fought back,

"What, dart-brow? I bet you don't even know what a modeling portfolio is!"

"What was that, shitty swordsman? Of course I know what a mo… A what?" Sanji stopped in mid-air and landed on the ground with a confused look. A what? Zoro muttered,

"Dumbass cook." Before they could fight anymore, Nami whacked the two on the head and coughed,

"We're making a modeling portfolio to earn money. I bet that most of you don't know what it is but—"

"Nah, we know what it is… Right, Zoro?" All whipped their heads around to gawk at their captain in shock. He, out of all the people, knew what a modeling portfolio was? Then, they turned to the swordsman whose eyebrow twitched from a past memory,

"Yeah."

"Ahuah~! I never want to do that again! It's so scary~" Luffy pouted and Zoro nodded his head in agreement. The other Strawhats tilted their heads in confusion; Nami had the honors of asking the question forming in all of their minds,

"What? You guys did it before?" Usopp shook his head in disbelief,

"No, the question is did Luffy just said that it was scary... Like come on... You two… Scared?" Chopper widened his eyes and hugged the sharpshooter's leg in horror,

"T-this… this modeling portfolio thing… Is it that scary? Ah, Nami, I don't think that I can do this!" Luffy shook his head,

"Nah, it's not really the modeling thing that is scary…"

"Eh?" Luffy pulled his hat down to cover his eyes, emitting a dark mood. With an eerily silent voice, he continued,

"It's not the modeling part that is scary…"

"T-then, then what is Luffy?" Chopper and Usopp shivered, awaiting for his answer.

"There are these monsters that follow you everywhere you go… Stalking every minute of your life… Waiting…"

"W-waiting?"

"Yup, waiting… Waiting to eat you up and take your soul. Once they target you, they never let go. They claim that you are theirs forever… They are called the…"

Luffy paused dramatically and the listeners gulped.

"They are called the fangirls."

"…"

"Shishishishishi." He laughed hysterically at the dumbstruck faces; Robin started giggling joined by Brook. Zoro cracked a smile.

"L…Luffy!" Nami did a roundhouse kick and in an instant knocked out Luffy (despite him being made of rubber). Then, she wiped off the imaginary dust on her being and glared at Brook. Wisely, he chose to shut up. Clearing her throat, she began to say her plans for the portfolio and tell each of them their jobs. Once she finished, she left the group to sun-bathe and relieve herself from the 'idiots' (except for Robin).

Unknowingly to her and the rest of the Strawhats, Robin giggled and whispered to Zoro,

"Looks like they forgot that Captain-san can't lie."

Zoro nodded and left to continue his weight-lifting.

To Be Continued... Maybe...