I'm Yours
Chapter 4: Not as Expected
Finally, their flight landed. Even though it was only nine-thirty at night Hawaiian time, they were both exhausted. Even so, Rufus couldn't help but joke when Hawaiian women dressed in full hula outfits, placed leis over their necks.
He gently elbowed Lily. "Another woman just 'leid' you. That's kind of hot!"
Lily rolled her eyes, and smacked his chest with the back of her hand. "That doesn't even deserve a laugh."
Rufus pouted. "Well, I thought it was funny!"
"Yeah, well, you're the only one who did," Lily snapped.
Rufus winced. "Ouch! Are you angry with me for something, Lil?"
Lily sighed. "No, I'm sorry. I'm just tired and cranky from having to sit in the uncomfortable accommodations of coach for the past eleven hours."
Rufus placed an arm around her as he led her to a cab. "I'm sorry, Lil. I was just trying to save money were we could so that we could stay longer."
Lily yawned. "It's all right. I'm just cranky right now. I'm sure I'll feel better once I see our beautiful hotel."
Rufus grinned. "I'm sure you will too. The travel agent said that The Piña Colada Hotel is so beautiful. It's right by the beach, and it has an ocean view. There is also an outdoor pool that she says is huge. There's no hot tub, but she said that's because it's so hot in Hawaii, no one really likes to use them."
Lily raised an eyebrow. "No hot tub? Really? I would think even in Hawaii, people would like to use them. You could use them indoors. The air conditioning would make the hot tub feel nice. Plus, they are romantic."
Rufus grinned, and raised his eyebrows up and down. "Don't worry. I don't think we'll need any help in the romance department."
Lily laughed, waking up a little. "No, I guess we won't."
They got to a taxi, and the driver came out and took their bags for them. "Where to?" he asked.
"The Piña Colada Hotel!" Rufus said proudly.
The driver nodded. "That's not too far from here. Hop in!" He opened the back door of the cab for them.
Rufus motioned for Lily to get in first. She did, and scooted over for Rufus to slide in next to her.
Once Rufus was inside, the driver shut the door, then got into the driver's seat.
He shut his door, then smiled at them in the rearview mirror. "You ever been to Hawaii before?"
Lily and Rufus looked at each other with big smiles on their faces.
Lily took Rufus' hand and squeezed it tightly. "No, actually. My husband decided to surprise me for a late honeymoon. We never had one, and so he thought it would be nice for us to go here."
The cab driver grinned. "Aw, that's nice! I'm sure you two will love it here. Hawaii has plenty to offer."
"And I have plenty to offer my wife!" Rufus said with a sly grin. He raised his eyebrows up and down at the cab driver.
Lily blushed. "Rufus!" she scolded, smacking his chest with the back of her hand again.
Rufus laughed, and inched away from her, holding his hands out to shield himself. "What? I do! You'll see!"
Lily continued to blush a bright shade of crimson.
The driver laughed heartily. "Don't worry, Ma'am. You aren't the first woman to have an overeager husband in my cab, and I'm sure you won't be the last."
Lily was still blushing, and didn't respond to that, apparently too embarrassed to.
Rufus pulled her close, and kissed the top of her head. She would lighten up when they got there. He just knew it!
As soon as they arrived at the hotel, Lily noticed that the hotel wasn't quite as beautiful as she pictured a Hawaiian hotel would be. It had an orangey, rusty, colored shingled roof that looked like it was in need of some patchwork. The outside exterior was pink, and was chipping in several places. The "beach" it was on looked more like a lake. The "sand" around it was really only about two yards out and maybe a hundred feet wide. The pool was big, yes, but it was also in dire need of a cleaning. It had bugs, and who knew what else in it. It was lit up by lamp posts surrounding the pool—not even inner pool lights!
"I'm sure it will look nicer on the inside," Rufus tied to assure her.
Somehow, Lily doubted it.
They got into the lobby, and it looked like it hadn't been redecorated since the seventies. All the furniture was made of wicker. There was an ugly throw rug the color of barf underneath the coffee table. The carpet was an orange shag, and the walls had a tacky design on the wallpaper, which was the same brownish orange throw-up color that the rug was.
Rufus headed over to the front desk and checked them in. Lily stayed back, suddenly not as exited as she had been when Rufus had first told her about his surprise of a trip to Hawaii.
A couple minutes later, Rufus headed over to her, dangling the key in front of her.
Lily raised an eyebrow. "A key? Really? Gosh, this place really is stuck in the seventies."
"Let's now start complaining until we see our room," Rufus instructed.
Lily rolled her eyes. "I'm afraid to see it."
"We're on the fifth floor," he told her, then grinned proudly. "It's the top floor!"
"You mean they actually have more than one floor?" Lily asked sarcastically.
Rufus just smirked, and pressed the elevator button.
"Oh, I'm sorry, the elevator is broken. We'll have it fixed tomorrow or the next day. The stairs are on the other side," the lady behind the front desk said to them, leaning over the desk to look at them.
"Of course it is!" Lily said under her breath. She sighed.
Rufus nodded politely at the lady behind the counter. "Thanks!" He turned to Lily. "No biggie! It won't hurt us to get a little exercise. You wanted to get in shape anyway, right?" He grinned at Lily.
Lily shot him a look. She was so not even in the mood to be amused an anything—let alone a borderline insulting joke.
Rufus gave her a look of his own. "I'm kidding, Lil. You know I think you're perfect just the way you are. You're the one who wanted to get a better body. I'm the one who told you I love your body."
Lily rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Let's just get up to our room. I'm exhausted!"
Rufus nodded, then held the door open for her.
Lily walked in, then headed up the stairs, grunting as she carried two of her heavy bags up. Rufus already had three bags in his hand, two of them being hers, so he couldn't carry the two in her hand for her. She guessed she should be lucky there was only five floors and not a lot more. Not that a dump like this would have many more floors. Even so, they just had to have the top floor, and the elevator just had to be broken. She sure hoped the rest of this trip went better, for, if it didn't, it wasn't going to be the romantic trip she was hoping for, or the sex-filled trip Rufus was hoping for.
The hallway floor was covered with carpet the same pattern as the ugly rug in the lobby. Lily was surprised there was no orange shag carpet in the hallway. The walls were lined with photographs of hula dancers and beautiful beaches. As if pictures of a better place would make the hotel a better place.
Rufus opened the door, and set the bags down. Then, he turned to Lily. "Set those down, please." He nodded toward her bags. "I believe I have a wife to carry over the threshold."
Lily looked around. "A wife? Where?" she asked dryly.
Rufus gave her a look. "Come on, Lil. Please?"
Lily sighed. "Oh, all right!" She set her bags down, and Rufus picked her up.
She wrapped her arms around him and smiled. Who knew? Maybe the room would be nicer than the rest of the hotel. Besides, she loved when her husband made romantic gestures.
However, when they got into the room, she realized she had been wrong in hoping that the room would be better. There was a king-sized bed that looked like it was made out of bamboo. The duvet had a pretty floral print on it, but Lily had to wonder how often it got washed. Not that it looked dirty. She just worried that a place like this wasn't big on laundering too often. There was a sliding glass door with curtains that matched the bed spread. And there was the orange shag carpeting! Of course! She should have known the hotel rooms would be what had the orange shag carpeting. Surprisingly, the walls weren't orange. They were white with pink stripes and pink orchids all over. There was a dresser made of what looked like oak. Out on the balcony was a round white metal table with two matching white metal chairs. Their "ocean view" was just a view of the so called "beach" they had seen on the way in. Even in the dark, the water looked like a muddy brown. And here Lily had thought that Hawaiian water would be pretty and blue.
Rufus set her down, then brought their bags in. Then, he shut the door. "So, what do you think?" he asked with a grin as he looked around the room.
Lily looked at him, and crossed her arms over her chest. "I'd say you've been had by the travel agent." She moved an arm out to gesture around the room. "If she thinks this is nice, then I'd hate to see what she thinks is a dump!"
Rufus frowned. "You don't like it?"
Lily went back to crossing her arms. This time, she added a suspicious look and a foot tap. "Rufus, come on. You can't possibly think this is nice."
Rufus' shoulders slumped. "All right, I admit, maybe it's not as nice as I thought it would be."
Lily raised an eyebrow. "Ya think?"
"But it's not that bad, is it?" he asked.
"Rufus, didn't you see pictures of this place before you booked it?" Lily asked.
Rufus shook his head. "No. I just took the agent's word for it."
"Who does that?" Lily asked, throwing her hands in the air now.
Rufus sighed, and plopped himself down onto the bed. "Apparently, I do. I guess I wanted to be as surprised as you when we got here."
Lily laughed bitterly. "Mission accomplished!"
Rufus sighed. "Lil, I'm sorry you don't like it, okay? I just wanted something we could afford, and this is the package that the travel agent put together. It's expensive to stay in Hawaii, you know? Between the round-trip plane ride, the eight nights and seven days we're staying here, our food, and all the excursions I paid for, it gets expensive! That's not even mentioning the baggage fee for the plane."
Lily rolled her eyes. "Oh, will you forget about the baggage fee already? Rufus, are you forgetting we're rich?"
"I know, but we won't be if we keep dishing all our out!" Rufus stated.
Lily scowled, recrossing her arms over her chest. "Oh for goodness sake! That is what money is for—spending!"
"I know that, but I don't like to give people money when they overcharge. If we keep giving people who overcharge us money, they will get over confident and keep charging more and more until, pretty soon, they'll be the rich ones, and we'll be the poor ones!" Rufus said, crossing his own arms over his chest.
"You're being over cautious," Lily said with a sigh.
Rufus sighed. "Come on, Lil. I know these aren't the best accommodations, but, it's our honeymoon. I mean, we're in Hawaii for goodness sake! And, most importantly, we're together." He stood up, and pulled Lily into his arms. He kissed her. "Isn't that what's important?"
Lily looked at him for a moment without a word. Then, she sighed. "Oh, Rufus, I suppose you're right. I'm sorry."
Rufus kissed her again, and gently rubbed her back. "Why don't we just relax a little? We can get ready for bed, then we could go to sleep...or enjoy the first night of our honeymoon." He raised an eyebrow and grinned at her.
Lily grinned at him. "Well, now that you mention it, it would be a waste to let a night go by without me wearing one of my special outfits I bought for the trip."
Rufus moaned. "Mm, why don't you go ahead into the bathroom and slip into it while I get the room ready?"
Lily grinned. "Okay." She grabbed her bag, then headed toward the bathroom.
Rufus was just about to search his bag for the candles and lighter he had brought along when he heard Lily scream as if she were being murdered.
"Lil!" Rufus ran to the bathroom as fast as his legs would take him. "What?" he asked as soon as he got into the bathroom.
Lily pointed to the sink. "Look!"
Rufus looked into the sink where she was pointing, and saw not one, but two cockroaches. "Ew," he said.
"You think? Get them out of there!" Lily wined.
Rufus quickly grabbed a big wad of toilet paper, then headed over to the sink and wrapped the two bugs in them. Then, he dropped the wad into the toilet, and flushed. "There. All gone."
"Check the shower!" Lily ordered.
Rufus did as told, not wanting to admit to Lily that he was afraid to.
Luckily, when he pulled the curtain back, there was no sign of anything—living or not.
"Okay, I may have gone for the cheaper option when it came to finding a hotel, but I didn't pay so little that there should be cockroaches!" Rufus said, annoyed now that the ordeal was over and he had time to take it all in. "I'm going to go call the front desk and complain."
"Ask them to come up and change the sheets too! And I want the bedspread washed," Lily said as she opened her makeup case.
"I'm sure the sheets are clean, Lil," Rufus said, casting a weary glance at her.
"I'm not taking any chances after finding those cockroaches. If you want me in that bed with you tonight, or any night we're here, you'll have them bring up clean bedding," Lily said sternly.
Rufus sighed. "Yes, Dear." He headed into the bedroom, and called the front desk, explaining the situation.
Five minutes later, the maid came up. "I'm so sorry about that! I swear this room was clean when I cleaned it early this morning. I don't know where those roaches came from!" she assured him.
Rufus smiled. "It's all right. Who knows where bugs ever come from, right? They are always showing up out of nowhere." He didn't want to be rude to the poor thing. He was just happy that Lily was in the shower. With the mood she was in, she'd probably bite the maid's head off otherwise.
"I assure you those sheets were cleaned this morning and never used since being washed. I can wash the bedspread now, and have it back in a couple of hours if you'd like. Or, I can move you to another room. However, unfortunately, all the bedspreads are the same. We only wash them once a week, and we only have enough to fill each room. We have no extras," the maid explained. "So I'd have to wash the bedspread regardless of what room you are in."
"You know what? What my wife doesn't know won't hurt her. Do you have a dryer sheet I can use?" Rufus asked, getting a plan in mind.
The maid nodded. "Yes, Sir. I can go get one now if you'd like."
"Please. And hurry," Rufus ordered.
The maid nodded. "I'll be back in a minute." She rushed off.
Rufus kept the door propped open so the maid didn't have to knock upon her return. He just hoped Lily didn't come out of the bathroom before the maid got back.
Thankfully, the maid came right back, as promised, with the dryer sheet.
"Hold on a second," Rufus said.
He then quickly went to the bed, and rubbed the comforter and sheets down with the dryer sheet. Then, he handed the dryer sheet back to the maid. "Can you please dispose of this for me? I don't want to leave any evidence behind." He grinned. "Now they will all smell clean, and she'll be none the wiser."
The maid smirked. "You're terrible."
Rufus handed her a two dollar tip. "This never happened."
The maid pocketed the money, then looked at him funny. "What never happened?"
Rufus grinned. "Have a nice night."
"You too," the maid said.
Rufus shut the door behind her, then went back to looking for the candles.
Lily smiled when she came out of the bathroom and saw that the room was dark except for candles lit all over the room. There was a trail of red rose petals from the bathroom door to the bed, and then on top of the bed on her side. Rufus was waiting for her in bed, wearing only a pair of navy blue silk boxers.
"Come into the light so I can see you," Rufus told her.
Lily stayed back. "Are the bedsheets and bedspread changed?"
"Yes, they are freshly washed, and haven't been used since being washed," Rufus assured her.
Lily smiled. "Thank you!" She walked into the room then, and smirked when she saw Rufus' reaction. His mouth had dropped open, and he had a look on his face she was all too familiar with—pure, undeniable, lust. "You like?" she purred. "I know it's not Halloween, but I figured you'd like it anyway."
Rufus sat up in bed. "Oh, Lil, I love."
Lily smirked. He was practically drooling. She was wearing a sexy cop uniform made entirely out of black pleather. Well, except for the metal badge that was attacked to the chest area of the costume over her left breast, the metal badge over her hat, and the metal handcuffs that were linked to the pleather tie belt around her waist. The costume was a one-piece jumper with no sleeves. The bottom half of it was shorts that just barely covered her butt. She had the top half un-zippered so low that the inner sides of her breasts were revealed. She wore nothing but a black lace pair of underwear underneath. She had gotten her legs waxed and spray tanned the night before they had left, so her legs were smooth and tanned looking. On her feet were a pair of black, knee-high boots that laced up the whole way. They had a thin, two-inch heel.
She tilted her cop hat down a bit, and sauntered over to him seductively. "Word on the street has it that you've been bad. I'm afraid I'm going to have to do a strip search."
Rufus licked his lips. "Well, I guess you're gonna have to. Since it's your job and all." He sat back on the bed.
Lily walked over to him, and straddled him. She licked a slow, wet trail up the side of his neck.
Rufus moaned, and placed his hands over her lower hips.
"Uh, uh, uh!" Lily scolded with a click of her tongue as she wagged her right index finger at him. "No touching an officer! It looks like I'm going to have to cuff you."
Rufus nodded. "You wouldn't want me to escape."
Lily's eyes narrowed at him as she un-cuffed her cuffs from her belt. "Escaping is most definitely not an option." She cuffed his wrists to the bedpost, not taking her eyes off of his.
"I wouldn't dream of it," he breathed.
She slowly ran her hands up his chest. "Even so, one can never be too careful." She kissed all the way up his chest
She licked and nipped at his pectorals. Her hands slowly sliding down his body to massage him over his boxers. She smirked. "Now what do you have hiding in here, hm?" She raised an eyebrow.
Rufus moaned. "Why don't you check it out and see?" he said, swallowing hard.
"I think I might just have to do that," Lily said, slowly pulling down his boxers. She tossed them to the floor, then examined the item in question. She licked her lips, then raised an eyebrow at him. "Do you have a license for that weapon?"
Rufus grinned. "No, Ma'am! I think I need to be punished."
Lily bit her bottom lip. "Well, I suppose I could let you off the hook if you were willing to do something for me."
Rufus' eyes were glazed over with lust. "What do you have in mind?"
"Well, even a cop has needs, you know." Lily leaned down and brushed her lips against Rufus' left ear. "Especially a woman cop," she purred.
Rufus moaned. "If you un-cuff me, I promise to fulfill every single one of those needs."
"Can I take your word for that?" Lily asked. She gently licked a trail up his left ear.
Rufus groaned. "Yes..." he hissed.
"Well, all right then. But you better be good at fulfilling my needs," Lily said.
"Oh, I can guarantee you, you won't be disappointed," Rufus assured her.
"All right. Since you're guaranteeing," Lily said. She reached over and pressed the safety latch on the cuffs. Since they were just toy cuffs, no key was needed.
As soon as Rufus' hands were free, he placed his hands over Lily's hips. "First, this must come off." He kissed her hard, then took her hat off her head, and flung it across the room. Next, he unzipped her jumper the whole way down, and slipped his hands in to fondle her breasts.
Lily threw her head back and closed her eyes. She bit her bottom lip, and moaned.
He slipped the pleather off her shoulders, and helped her slide the jumper completely off.
He then, pushed her down onto the bed on her back.
"Mm, these sheets smell good. I can tell their clean," she said.
Rufus smiled, looking proud of himself. "You were tired when we got here. Are you too tired for this?"
Her eyes darkened. "The shower woke me up. Don't try to wriggle out of our deal! Do I have to cuff you again?"
His eyes darkened as well. "I'm not tired anymore either, and there is no way you're gonna stop me from being able to touch you!"
"Good! We're in agreement then," she said.
Rufus let out a little growling sound that Lily knew from years of being his lover that meant he was extremely in the mood.
He kissed up her thighs, then unlaced her boots, and slipped them off without a word. Then, he ran his hands slowly up her legs until he got to the waistband of her lace underwear. "These have to go even though they are so incredibly sexy on you," he said, taking his hands on each side of lace underwear, and pulling them down and off. He dropped them to the floor, then straddled her. "Are you sure you really want it?"
Lily could feel her eyes glazing over, she was so overcome with lust. She gently gripped his hair, and looked him in the eyes. "I demand you to give it to me now, Mr. Humphrey!"
"Yes, Ma'am! I'm not one to disobey an officer," Rufus said. He moaned, then held her close, and slipped inside of her.
She closed her eyes. "Mm, yes..."
Rufus licked and sucked her breasts, then began to move over her, making sure he hit ever single crevice inside of her that he knew from years of experience would drive her mad with pleasure.
She took his face between her hands and looked him in the eyes. "Come on, you can do better than that, Rufus. For Pete's sake, it's our honeymoon!"
Rufus cried out in the animalistic growl again, and took Lily harder.
She threw her head back again, and closed her eyes. "Yes, Rufus, just like that!"
"You're turning me on to no end!" Rufus told her, nipping at the side of her neck as he took her harder yet.
"That's the idea," Lily said, the lust very apparent in her voice.
Rufus knew he wasn't going to last long. But he didn't want to have his release before Lily, so he took her harder, making sure to hit all the right spots—repeatedly—all the while fondling her breasts, like he knew she loved when he did.
"Rufus!" she screamed. "I'm so close."
"Mm, I know," he said his mouth pressed against her neck. "Me too."
He continued to take her hard and fast.
She tightened her legs around his waist. Her moans were constant, and her eyes were rolled to the back of her head.
Rufus knew it was now or never. There was no way he could last any longer. He pulled almost all the way out, then slammed back in—hard."
Lily screamed in pleasure and he continued to do it a few more times until they both found their release and came crashing down—literally.
The bed had broken, and now they were both lying on top of a mattress, and a pile of bamboo looking sticks.
For a moment, neither one of them said anything.
Rufus spoke first. "Are you angry? I know you were already a little ticked off at me for not choosing a better hotel."
Lily looked at him. "I should be."
Rufus' face fell.
Then Lily broke into a grin. "But this is too darn hilarious to be angry with you!"
They looked at each other, both grinning now. Then, they both burst into laughter.
"You sure know how to pick a hotel, Rufus!" Lily joked, tears in her eyes from laughing so hard.
Rufus had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard too. "We'll see how funny we both think it is when the hotel manager sees this."
Lily burst into another fit of giggles, which made Rufus laugh as well.
Then, Rufus straddled her again.
Lily cried out in surprise.
"Ready for round two?" he asked her, his eyes wriggling up and down suggestively as they usually did.
Before Lily could respond, the only part of the bed that had remained standing crashed down to the floor.
Their laughter didn't stop for the next five minutes.