DATE: FEB. 12 (SUNDAY)
TIME: 03:14 PM
BROFLOVKSI RESIDENCE
PLAYING GO FISH
COUNTDOWN: 2 DAYS
Kyle, Charlie, and Ike are on the floor in Kyle's bedroom, playing Go-Fish. Charlie appears troubled by something.
Kyle: Ike, you got any threes?
Ike: Oh… fish, buh buh buh BAH!
Kyle: Damn it.
He draws a card from the deck, sighing. Charlie bites her lip apprehensively.
Charlie: Kyle?
Kyle: No, it's Ike's turn.
Charlie: I know, I wanted to ask you somethin'.
Kyle: What is it?
Charlie: How come you like me, Kyle?
Kyle: I dunno. I just do.
Charlie: But you're so smart, and kids at school like you, and you're good at pretty much everything. I mean, when Cartman isn't around, you hardly even get mad at all. And I'm… you know. I'm just me.
Kyle (rolling his eyes): Yeah. That's why I like you. Because you're you.
Charlie: What do you mean?
Kyle: I dunno. You're… different. I don't know. I mean, sure you're a little weird, but you're fun to hang out with, and you're funny, and you really care about people. And I think you're kind of cute.
Charlie (eyes widening): You think I'm cute?
Kyle: Yeah. I don't know why everybody is always so mean about how you look. You look nice to me. [Charlie blushes.] And… and you remember that thing you said awhile ago? About feeling fizzy and stuff? …Well, that's kind of how I feel about you.
Charlie (smiling shyly): That's how I feel about you too. I'm glad you're my boyfriend, Kyle.
Kyle: I'm glad you're my girlfriend. Just promise you don't act all sappy and stuff like this around the guys, okay? Saying that in front of Ike was bad enough.
Ike: Bum-ber… homos!
Charlie: Okay, I promise. [She suddenly looks excited.] Hey, I just realized something! Maybe people'll stop calling me a lesbian now!
Kyle: Nah, I wouldn't count on it.
Charlie: Oh…