DATE: FEB 13 (MONDAY)
TIME: 3:01 PM
SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY
COUNTDOWN: 1 DAY
Kyle and Charlie wait for Stan by his locker after class lets out. While they're waiting, Wendy walks up to the group with a spring in her step.
Wendy: Hi, Stan!
Stan: Hi.
Wendy: You know, we still haven't planned anything for Valentine's Day yet.
Stan (searching through his locker): Nope. Kyle, did you take my math book?
Kyle: I don't think so.
Stan: Shit.
Wendy (looking annoyed): Valentine's Day is tomorrow, Stan.
Stan: It-? Oh shit.
Wendy: You forgot, didn't you?
Stan: …No… [Wendy glares at him.] …Sort of…
Charlie: Stan, you forgot about Valentine's Day? Weak, dude.
Wendy: I bet Kyle didn't forget about Valentine's Day, right?
Kyle: Uh…
Charlie: Nope. Kyle's a good boyfriend, unlike Stan, here.
Stan: Shut up.
Wendy rolls her eyes and turns to face Kyle and Charlie.
Wendy: Ooooh! I know! We could go on a double date! Wouldn't that be fun?
Behind her, Stan glares and makes a slashing motion under his neck. Kyle and Charlie glance at each other.
Charlie: Uh, we'd like to, but…
Kyle: We've already got something else planned.
Wendy: Really? Something special? How romantic!
Kyle and Charlie glance at each other again.