"A Conservation Between Henchmen"
Many do not truly know what henchmen do when they are by themselves. Most noticeable, a certain ex. Monkey Team leader and a monkey wearing a skirt, who is in fact a guy. Both were taking their shift guarding Skeleton King's throne room, who was certainly plotting a plan of sort, like usual.
The two had kept silent to themselves for a while.
"So…" Sakko started, breaking the silence, "Any thing new?" he asked.
"No…" Mandarin replied, without bothering to look at him and sounding as though he didn't wish to talk.
"Yeah, nothing new with me, either…" Sakko said, casually. After a few moments of silence, he said. "Things been pretty busy…"
"Meh…" Mandarin murmured, while shrugging a bit.
"……"
"……"
"…Want to hear a joke?" Sakko asked.
"No…" Mandarin replied, getting a bit annoyed, but kept his cool.
"Knock, knock."
Mandarin sighed in defeat. "…Who's there?" he asked.
"Turnip."
"…Turnip, who?"
"Turnip the heat, its cold in here!" he answered, then had begun to laugh to himself, as he held his stomach. "You get it!?" he asked, continuing to laugh.
Mandarin, however, was not amused by the joke. His eye twitched slightly, as he restrained himself to hurt the laughing monkey. He knew his master would not be pleased as to harm a valuable agent.
"Mandarin?"
"…What now?"
"Do I look good in a skirt?"
Mandarin slapped his own forehead as he groaned in frustration. Today was going to be a long day.
(Just something for laughs I came up with and would seem to happen XD Review!)