(The following story was written for Swash9 with her character/her hubby Farkas)

~Blame it on my ADD baby~

'Kay so i was suddenly inspired to write a story of Vik and Farkas, probably gonna make this a comedic chapter xD Get ready for awesome.

Farkas was minding his own business hunting with Aela and Farkas when a courrier came into his line of site, scaring the pray away..

"I've got a message for you, your hands only." After recieving the letter he shoo's the courier away before stuffing the letter into his pocket (Yes he has pockets. Under his armor is a pant pocket.) and shifts into wolf form to chase down his prey he had lost. Aela and Vilkas already hot on it's tail and pounces on it.

"Great job brother." Farkas pats his brother on the back and they feast on the deer, shifting back after they finish and head back to Yorrvaskr together.

"So what was the letter about? Have a secret admirer?" Aela snorted, earning herself an evil glare from our goofy twin

"I don't know, I didn't check yet." Farkas then pulls it out with a letter and reads it

'Hello there Farkas,

I know you probably didn't know i existed but I'm your grandmother and requested your company. And don't tell your brother, I'll contact him later. I just needed to see the stronger of my twin grandbabies right now to test just how strong you are. Just follow the forest to the south of Whiterun and you'll find me in a cabin next to the river you follow.

Hope to see you soon, Grammy.'

" Yep, just another admirer." He quickly stuffed the letter in his pocket to head home with the other two to seem less suspicious.

"Uh huh.. Well anyways the damned perverted Rug wants me to follow him to Riften to help him with this request he got to deliver something over there." Vilkas states before running ahead of him and Aela

"Well I got a date with Ria to spar before dinner, I'll catch you later Farkas" After she runs off and they are both out of site he then makes his way towards Whiterun to pack some supplies. Out of the.. Red mind you, had an urge to wear a red hooded cape due to it being a bit chilly outside to visit his unknown grandmother.

(Meanwhile in Whiterun)

Vilkas is pulled into Breezehome by a familiar Kahjit and pushed onto a naked wall.

"I just pulled a Cupid for your brother." He scoffs

"What did you do?" He asks, confusion written all over his face

"I just gave your brother a date with fate. It's okay he'll be in good hands." Lycan begins to lick on Vilkas' neck, who in turn doesn't even try to resist this time, knowing the furry Companion wouldn't give up so easily and sighs. Lycan pulls away and looks at Vilkas with pleading eyes

"Well fine. It's no fun when you don't resist me.." He pouts and goes to his room to lay on his back, a bit tired, knowing he has a delivery due tomorrow morning. Vilkas follows the feline and sits next to him

"Well if you put it that way, I never wanted your attention in the first place. I only listen to you because you're the new leader of the guild and i try to help my brothers whenever possible."

"Helping my animalistic needs helps me too.."

"That's something you get a girlfriend for or hire a 'call girl' (whore) for." Vilkas goes back downstairs to wait for Lycan to get ready for the delivery they need to travel all night for

(Back to Farkas)

Farkas is trekking along the trail that was stated in the letter which happened to lead into some wooded area when he started hearing a rustle in the bushes

"Who's there? Show yourself!" He asks as a fox hops out to look at him as if he were crazy and runs off doing whatever he was before the crazy human approached him. Farkas laughs at himself, being joined by another laugh along with him

"I see you enjoy nature and it's surprises hmm? Farkas?" The voice speaks huskily, sounding so familiar but just so foreign.

"Who are you and why are you following me? I noticed a presence for a while now, just waiting for you to approach me.." Farkas looks around

"No one in particular. Just... a friend." He slyly makes his way to hug our favorite dummy from behind and whispers into Farkas' ear

"What are you doing all alone Red? Aren't you usually with your pack?" He remebered he wore an out of the ordinary piece of clothing

"You didn't answer me.. What are you doing following me? I'm visiting someone out here"

"Oh yea? Well they wouldn't mind if you were a little late would they?" The mysterious person licks on Farkas' ear, unknowing that as he tries to draw a weapon, it is not there but pinned to a tree nearby

"Get off me." He says calmly and just like that, the shadowy figure was gone. Farkas began to think maybe it wasn't so good an idea to be visiting his 'grandmother' so late in the evening but does so anyways and grabs his weaponry before arriving at a lone cabin near the dirt road deep into the forest

He knocks on the door before going inside

"Dear? You're here already? I only sent that letter a day ago! That courier got his money's worth!" Granny exclaimed

"Hello grandmother, but where are you?"

"I'm right behind you dear" the grandmother hugs him from behind

"Oh hello there" He hugs his grandmother's arms that were wrapped loosely around his neck

"Why grandmother, what strong build you have.."

"The better to hug you with my dear." The figure turns him around to hug him from the front

"Grandmother, what a hairy arms you have.."

"The better to keep you warm with my dear

"Grandmother, what Pointy teeth you have.. They're almost familiar" Farkas points out

"The better to nibble on your neck with my dear." The figure then appears as a werewolf

and pins him down to the nearest wall, morphs into a familar figure and carresses him into a warm embrace.

THE END.

Lol jk. I'll continue in the next Chapter.

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