The birds chirped outside of Tsuna's room, calling him to wake up. Finally, the weekend has arrived and Tsuna have no school today. He did not plan to go out at all today. After all, his ass still hurts. But his stomach disagrees, and growled loudly. Lazily, Tsuna went downstairs to the kitchen to grab something to eat and go back to bed.
But in the kitchen were something he did not expect at all.
Every single Varia member is there, enjoying her mother's meals.
"What is…everyone doing here?" Tsuna asked, keeping his calm composure, as Reborn instructed and trained him to do so that he gains a good image as the boss.
'Good, at least he stayed calm instead of shrieking. I thought that I'll use an axe this time instead of a hammer. You're lucky, Dame-Tsuna' Reborn thought and smirked. As if Tsuna can read his thought, he shivered.
"Ushishishi, we're here to visit you." Belphegor was the first to reply, as he helped himself to the food placed in front of him. "Ma'am, this is good." Bel commented, making Nana blush slightly. "Really? Thanks. Have more if you want." Nana offered and smiled. Bel chuckled and continued to eat.
"Bel-senpai, you are going to get fat." Fran said, eating his own food. A fork flew across him and hit his hat, but Fran ignored it as Bel chuckled.
"At least this is free. We'll be staying here, since it won't cost any thing." Mammon muttered, which unfortunately heard by Tsuna. "You're…staying here?" Tsuna asked, fear building up in him. Looks like he cannot rest at all today.
"You have a problem? VOII!" Squalo yelled while chewing, making food falling out from his mouth, dirtying the floor in the process and earned a look from Lussuria, who shook his head and cleaned the mess. Tsuna was about to say 'yes' when his mother butted in and answered first.
"Of course, it'll be a pleasure to have Tsu-kun's friends here! You may stay in the guestrooms, and perhaps some of you can stay in Tsu-kun's room?" Nana offered as Tsuna tripped in the background.
"W-What? Why my room?" Tsuna yelled, his mask finally fell off. He began to complain to his mother, spouting out illogical reasons to her, which her mother skillfully ignored with a smile and a pat on his shoulder.
"They'll kill me!" Nana smiled.
"I'll be used as a training dummy!" Nana continued to smile.
"I'll be blackmailed!" Nana pats his son's shoulder and continued to smile.
"I'll be molested…" Tsuna breathed out, hoping to convince her. His mother just smiled sweetly at her.
Tsuna sighed heavily and went to a corner, muttering to himself. 'I'll be dead…" Tsuna chanted as his soul began to come out from his mouth. The Varia member stared at the soul flying around in the room.
Belphegor caught it and strangled it while Fran poked it. Squalo tried to cut it into pieces as Mammon took pictures of it, wanting to sell it to others mafia family.
"I want to eat that piece of trash's soul. Go get it and cook it for me!" Xanxus growled as Levi immediately obeyed. He now wore a chef hat and holding a butcher knife as he neared the poor soul. Tsuna's soul shrieked as it struggled to get out from the Varia.
"Let go of his soul. Lussuria, please put the soul back into his body." Reborn said and Lussuria took Tsuna's soul from the hands of the Varia's storm guardian, patting and stroking it before stuffing it back into Tsuna's mouth,
"Y-You guys…how you guys dare do that to my soul? You guys should just let go and let me fly to heaven!" Tsuna cried out, earning a kick on the head from Reborn.
"Anyways, Xanxus, Belphegor and Squalo will be sharing Tsuna's room while the others will be staying at the guestroom. No questions allowed, the end for this topic. I have some work to attend to, so, Dame-Tsuna, you should entertain your guest." Reborn said, standing on Tsuna's head and shot Fran a glare, who wanted to protest as he pouted slightly.
Without another word, Reborn disappeared in the hallway.
"Eh, Reborn-kun left already? Ah! Why don't you guys play in Tsu-kun's room? I'm preparing some snacks now, but it'll take some time. I'll bring it later, ok?" Nana smiled as he gestured them to go upstairs. Sighing heavily, Tsuna leaded his guests to his room.
"VOIII! This room is too SMALL!" Squalo yelled and unfortunately for Tsuna, he yelled right beside his ear. Wincing in pain, he glared at him, which looks more like a pout to the Varia. For a moment, they all had an image of Tsuna in their minds.
"Ah! It's time to get boss' food! Levi, let's go!" Lussuria called as he dragged Levi, who was leaving trails of tears as he wanted to stay beside his boss. Despite Lussuria's girly actions, his physical strength is very high that it makes Tsuna stares in shock.
"How could he carry Levi, who is so…huge?" Tsuna thought to himself and sweat dropped as Levi refused to leave his boss. Even on the outside, he could hear his cries. Secretly, Tsuna pitied the lighting guardian and the boss.
"Peasant, I'm bored. Didn't Reborn said to entertain us? Do something now, ushishishi." Bel said, throwing a knife at his direction, which Tsuna managed to dodge, missing by a strand of hair.
"B-But…"
"Bel-senpai…how about this?" Fran said as he took out a dress from the closet. The others Varia member gathered around him, observing the cloth closely.
"Where did you get that from?"
"From a box in the closet…with a wig and a note too…" Fran replied as he took out a box and threw out a long wig. Then, he took out a small piece of paper and read it aloud, "Wear it next time, herbivore, to spice out the mood." Tsuna immediately blushed.
"Oi, trash, wear it." Xanxus ordered and Tsuna shook his head furiously, taking a step back. He refuses to wear that outfit, even if Hibari force him to. Well…maybe not as he does not have the gut to ignore the skylark's orders.
"Why should I wear it? I'm a boy for God's sake! Ugh, what is Hibari thinking?" Tsuna protested, the back of his head hitting the wall. As Bel chuckled and held the dress in front of him, Squalo and Bel held his hands tightly, leaving him no escape.
"Trash, you only have two choices, you wear it or we force you to wear it. Choose." Xanxus said, smirking with triumph as Bel neared Tsuna to strip his clothes off him. Before Bel could touch him, he quickly grabbed the dress and shouted back.
"F-Fine! I'll wear it…D-Don't look…" Tsuna stuttered as he blushed madly. Varia obediently turned their backs and Tsuna sighed in relief and turned to the other side. He began to strip and wore the outfit, with much difficulty. When he was finally done and turned back to face the Varia, he found all of them staring at him, and Mammon holding a camera.
"Hmph, I got some good shots. It'll probably make some fortune. Vongola Decimo naked pictures and wearing a Namimori school uniform. I wonder how much will I make?" Mammon said, as he looked at the camera with the other Varia members, browsing the pictures.
"VOIIII! That'll definitely make us rich!" Squalo shouted and grinned at the blushing Tsuna, who is still in the middle of recovering from his shock. Slowly, his mind finally solved the case.
"WHAT? Give it back! You're invading my personal privacy! How could you sell such embarrassing photos?" Tsuna said as he tried to grab the camera, but failed miserably as he had difficulty moving in a skirt with Bel and Fran flipping the skirt.
"No way. This will make me rich," Mammon replied, ignoring the boy who is desperately trying to cover his thigh and continued to calculate the amount the money he would get from these pictures, ignoring the yells of the Decimo.
"Tsk, how about we make a bet? If you win, we'll give you back the pictures." Xanxus offered, smirking. Tsuna had a bad feeling that he should no accept, but he guessed it was worth the risk, how wrong is he, poor Tsuna.
"Oi…" Mammon muttered. If it weren't for the cloak, Tsuna bet that he is glaring at his boss now.
"What? There's a deal for you too, with a risk, of course. Don't worry, Mammon. Anyways, are you up to it, Vongola Decimo?" Xanxus said, glaring at Mammon with obvious annoyance. Mammon muttered some things under his breath and stayed silent. Tsuna nodded timidly.
"You finally made a correct decision, trash. Now, wear the wig and walk around your school." Xanxus said, gaining the interest of Mammon, who was sulking awhile before.
"B-But it's Sunday! Hibari-san will bite me to death! HIIIIE! Plus I can't let him see me in such an embarrassing outfit!" Tsuna protested, regretting his action already. "Even if the outfit is from Hibari-san…it's still against the rule…" Tsuna silently added in his thought,
"Trash, you agreed to have a bet. How bad could it go? Heh, if you survive until midnight, you win. If you lose, Mammon will take more pictures of you and sell them publicly. And you'll do something for me. Go! We're keeping an eye on you." Xanxus threw a long brown wig at Tsuna and Tsuna immediately scrambled.
"What am I going to do?...My back still hurts and if Hibari-san sees me like this…there will only be two options, A) I'll be bitten to death, B) I'll be raped. HIIIE! I want none of the options…Reborn, help me!" Tsuna cried silently, Reborn looking from afar, grimacing.
"Tsuna…" Hibari thought, staring at the cloud floating within the sky.
R27 - 30 (Wao.)
1827 - 18 (As expected.)
6927 - 10 (You guys want more? XD)
7227 - 8 (Hidden arc [Give suggestions for this arc's name please!])
X27 - 9 (Coming soon!)
S27 - 2 (Coming soon~)
8027 - 1 (Not coming for a loooooooong time. LOLOLOL XD)
5927 - 1 (Not coming for a loooooooong time as well. I prefer 8059)
G27 - 12 (Depends on your decision.)
10027 - 8 (Depends on your decision.)
C27 - 3 (Depends on your decision.)
8059 - 2 (Almost here?)
182769 - 5 (Almost...Almost...)
R27C - 4 (Depends on your decision.)
0027 - 1 (Quite some time left...)
B27 - 4 (Soon!)
B2726 - 1 (Sooooon~)
Now, I have a question for you all. After this Varia arc (Does it even count, LOL XD), do you guys want to start the Past arc (1st Generation) or the Arcobaleno arc (Arcobaleno true's form) first or maybe the Byakuran arc (10027) or Hidden arc (7227) ?
And I'm terribly sorry for the late updates. It's the end of the year soon, projects is piling up and final year exam is nearing (17 October). It's not early (T_T) as I still have to finish the projects first. Teachers give too much stuffs to do -sobs-
I thank everyone for continuing to read this story and your reviews gave me inspiration to write.
Reviews are appreciated.
Lemons coming soon! Once again...hardcore lemon or sweet type?