A/N: I've never watched/read /Fruits Basket/. Momiji's a shota in this one, okay? And I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find how they change back, so he's just going to be able to control it to a degree. Like, only when the people around him are calm or something. Good day to you sirs now.

Len recognized that voice. "You go right! I'll go left!" he said, running towards the left tunnel already, not wanting to see his ex.

"Ah-! Okay!" Raivis said quickly, jumping at Len's outburst, still a bit scared about the scream.

'Are there other people out here? Could we not be alone?' Raivis thought to himself, excited, but also afraid that it might be Ivan.

Raivis slowly started walking down the right tunnel, running at every sound until he didn't know which way he was going and then he caught sight of a girl with short silver hair within a guitar-like dress. "Ah-! Miss!" Raivis called, stopping.

As the girl moved to look at him he shivered at the fear in the girl's eyes and she appeared to be holding a long black USB plug that was attached to her bottom.

He looked to where she had been staring in horror and saw a bunny. "Hmm? Did this bunny scare you enough to make you scream?" the Latvian asked, moving over to pet the scared-looking thing.

"Don't touch that-that thing!" the girl yelled out, grabbing Raivis' wrist and throwing him back.

Raivis almost fell and whimpered, holding his bruised wrist. "Wh-what was that for?" Raivis asked, tearing up.

"Ah-! I'm sorry!" the girl apologized, helping the Latvian up.

"I'm Piko Utatane, a male vocaloid." he said, holding out his hand to shake.

Raivis sniffled and took the boy's hand. "Wh-what's wrong with the bunny?" he asked Piko.

"Uh. Don't think I'm crazy, but-..."

Piko and Momiji Sohma were walking deep in the tunnels. Piko looked around every few seconds, his ahoge low against his head. Momiji was looking around in the tunnel too, but was talking. Piko was looking around because of his slightly severe paranoia.

"So, Piko. What's your vocaloid family like?" he asked all of a sudden, jolting the white-haired boy out of his paranoia.

"Ah. It's...good. I actually just broke up with my boyfriend though... Len..." Piko sighed, looking off to the side.

The beam of light coming out of Piko's guitar-based dress' chest was enough for them to see by and they continued to walk until Piko let out a sob and Momiji sighed, petting the vocaloid's head. "Don't worry. I'm sure he still loves you." he smiled, trying to cheer up the sad vocaloid.

Piko gulped and nodded softly, hugging the other's torso. Piko had forgotten to mention that he was a boy though, so Momiji's curse was activated, turning him into a bunny. Effectively making Piko scream and drop him to the floor.

Raivis blinked at the story. "It's a…human?" he asked.

Piko nodded, composing himself again. There was a flash and the bunny disappeared, Momiji back to normal. He blinked. "You're a boy?" he asked.

Piko blinked as well. "Y-yeah." he said.

Momiji sighed happily. "Well that's good" he smiled.

Raivis realized he hadn't introduced himself then. "A-ah. I'm Raivis Galante. The country Latvia." he said, putting out his hand to shake, kind of nervous to have met so many new people in such a short time.

"Hello. I'm Momiji Sohma" Momiji smiled, shaking the Latvian's hand.

"N-nice to meet you." Raivis stuttered, getting way too nervous.

Momiji frowned. "Something wrong?" he asked, looking behind himself just in case.

"N-no. It's just..." Raivis started, telling them a little about what Ivan does to him.

"That's horrible!" Piko shouted, thumping his fists against his knees.

The group had begun walking through the tunnel again and Raivis had finished talking about Ivan. "Ha. Len said the s-same thing..." Raivis smiled a bit.

Piko whirled his head to look at the Latvian. "You know Len? Len Kagamine?" he asked.

"Y-yeah," Raivis slowly nodded, scared by the other's reaction to the name, "I've been 'living' with him for a while, if you could call it that when there's no houses in this weird 'Shota Dimension'." Raivis said.

Momiji walked back over to the two because they had stopped moving. " 'Shota Dimension'? What's that?" He asked.

"It's where you are. Don't you know?" he asked them.

Piko and Momiji shook their heads. "Oh..." Raivis said, fidgeting with his fingers.

Suddenly, the tunnel lit up and I attacked the boys. "How's it going~?" I asked, smirking.

Meanwhile, Len groaned, stumbling around in the tunnel. He was bored. "Man~ I thought spelunking would be awesome~ and now I have to hide from my creepy ex." he complained, turning a corner.

His head light went off suddenly and he jumped, hands going up to grab the hat that ran on the power of darkness. "But it's still dark!" he complained, looking around and seeing no light.

I teleported away from Raivis and friends just then, leaving Piko and Momiji in shock, and teleported, attacking Len instead. "So~ How's it going~?" I asked, pinching his adorable cheeks.

"Please tell me you don't have a cheek fetish." Len glared, pushing me off.

I stood up, nodding. "Got it at the end of last school year for some reason, couldn't stop rubbing or punching my cheeks. Anyway, the hat's like a Noctowl so even just the tiniest bit of light and it thinks you can see." I said.

Len groaned, sitting on a nearby rock. "Great! Now I can barely see!" he yelled, barely able to make out my shape.

"Oh, that's because you're sitting on a rock crab and it's scurrying away." I said, forming a flame in my hand and throwing it to Len.

"For light," I explained and Len grabbed the hovering flame, figuring out that it was harmless and sat it on his head.

I disappeared and left, smiling as I realized what fun 'DOUBLE SHOTA!' there will be.

Meanwhile again, Raivis shook Piko's shoulders. Momiji had gotten back to normal a while ago and decided to explore the cave a little more. He was just so bouncy that Raivis hadn't wanted to stop him. He reminded him a little of Sealand, without the rebel thing of course.

Piko finally jumped out of his shock and grabbed Raivis by the throat. The Latvian whimpered as he remembered this happening with Ivan thousands of times. Piko glared down at Raivis, being only a little shorter than Len and spoke, "I wonder what makes Len think he loves you, hmm~? Is it this disgustingly bland hair of yours? Or your hideous purple eyes?" Piko sneered, grabbing Raivis' hair harshly with his free hand when he spoke of it and then poking the other's closed eyes as they streamed out tears from Raivis being choked.

Piko squeezed his hand around Raivis' throat again and the Latvian had a thought. Piko was acting like Ivan, but talking like Natalia. Was the white-haired boy a yandere too?

But before he could do thin another thing he was thrown to the floor and was gasping for air as Momiji skipped back into the vision of Piko's chest light. "Look what I found!" he smiled, holding up Len's headlight and putting it on.

"It's just like yours!" he smiled, talking about Raivis' headlight.

"Ah. Th-that m-might be L-Len's..." Raivis said, standing up, being wary of Piko.

"Len's here?" Piko smiled, the sneer from before having already disappeared.

Raivis nodded. "We came in together and when we heard your screaming we split up." he explained, not mentioning that the blond vocaloid had been intent on taking the opposite fork that wouldn't lead to Piko.

"I'll find you Len!~" Piko shouted, running down the tunnel Momiji had come from.

"Wow. Piko sure wants Len to be his boyfriend again, hmm?" Momiji asked Raivis, turning to him with a smile on his face.

Raivis gulped. 'Piko is Len's ex? No wonder he didn't want to see him!' Raivis thought.

Meanwhile again again, Len shivered as a cold breeze blew near him and he sneezed, clutching to the Rock Crab Beast's back. "H-hurry." he told the crab, fearing that Piko was coming.

A/N: Sorry I made Piko such a clingy yandere with paranoia gauys~(Although he's not a total yandere because there's no weapons at hand but rocks, which would be to crude for Piko to use. {Stoning people is uncool.}). I know they can talk in their forms, Momiji just didn't talk because Piko was so unstable.

Definitions:

Shota – little boys that are cute and adorable and there is porn of this stuff.

DOUBLE SHOTA! - A yaoi couple in which both of the boys are shotas. (My own language)

Yandere - A fictional character that fits the archetype of being loving, sweet and gentle, but is at the same time brutal, psychotic or deranged in behavior. The psychotic tendency can be both sudden and ever-present. Often used for both comedic and dramatic displays of character. (Wikitionary'd)

Disclaimers:

Len-Crypton

Raivis Galante/Latvia-Hidekaz Himaruya

Piko-Sony

Momiji-Natsuki Takaya