disclaimer: 2 4 6 8 Guess what I don't own? Naruto, Naruto, GOOOO NARUTO!

I'm updating! Although I am tired so I don't know how long I'll last.

OH AND INO IS STAYING IN TEMARI'S ROOM FORGOT TO PUT THAT IN LAST CHAPTER

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Sakura's POV

When I got out of the bathroom Temari, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata had all changed into PJs and were sitting on the bed. I sighed inwardly, why oh why did they have to be awake?

"Sooooooooo do you like my baby bro Sakura?" Temari asked with a huge grin.

"N-No!" I stuttered, but why did I stutter? I don't like him right?

Well on your likes list Gaara is going up, Oh! Now he is the 3rd like on the list!

'SHIT! WHAT! NO I SO DON'T LIKE HIM! What are the first two on the list?'

Well 2nd on the list is Naruto then first is... Sasuke.

'Oh..'

"DAMN SASUKE WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LEAVE WITH JUST A LOUSY 'THANK-YOU!' I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU WENT TO OROCHIMARU AND HIS MAN-WHORE KABUTO!" I yelled, causing everyone to stare at me. Great I said that outloud.

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Ino's POV

"I think she's having a conversation with herself again." Tenten muttered and I nodded.

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back to Sakura

Sakura's POV

I felt my cheeks go hot when Temari changed the subject back to what it had been before my little 'outburst'.

"Sure you don't like him, I mean why else would you invite him to watch a movie with us, stare at him every five minutes in the movie AND blush when he saved you from Kankuro?" Temari asked. DAMN WAS I THAT OBVIOUS!

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Gaara's POV

I took one look at the guys and slammed the door and then barricaded it with sand. Just then they all appeared in my room. Crap they can teleport.

"Soooo does my baby bro have the hots for the hot kunoichi?" Kankuro said with a grin and I glared at him.

"I bet he does, I mean he got all mad and protective when you bugged her!" Naruto yelled.

"So it looks like Sakura-San has a secret admiror." Neji commented, I was currently debating on whether or not to kill them all.

"SECRET! THIS DISPLAY OF YOUTHFULLNESS IS SO OBVIOUS!" Lee yelled. I should have killed him in the Chuunin exams.

"I don't like Sakura." I said glaring at them and was about to teleport to the roof when Neji hit me on the forehead and I fell.

"Now you can't move so we can... interrogate you properly." Neji said with a grin. Damn my sand to hell for not protecting me.

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Sakura's POV

"I didn't do that!" I said trying to convince them but they were not fooled.

"Yeah sure you didn't, just like Gaara didn't look at you every two minutes, protect you and even accept your invitation to watch Batman Begins with us." Hinata said, WITHOUT stuttering.

"OH MY GOD HINATA YOU DIDN'T STUTTER!" we all yelled at her.

"I-I d-d-didn't?" she asked. sigh...

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Gaara's POV

I shouldn't kill them, just injure them very severly so they have a small chance to survive. Small, not big.

Shikamaru (a/n GO SHIKAMARU!) got up and looked at me in the eye.

"So do you like Sakura?" he asked. I just stared at the ceiling contemplating on how to get myself out of this. So far just ignoring them seemed like the best idea so I closed my eyes and layed there.

"I -munch- don't -munch- think he's going to say anything. -munch-" Chouji muttered.

'No shit sherlock.' I thought. Shikamaru went into his thinking position, and Naruto started to poke me in the side.

and poke me, AND POKE ME!

"Stop. NOW." I said glaring at Naruto. Shikamaru came out of his thinking position and smirked.

"Keep poking him Naruto and Neji make sure he doesn't start moving. This will only stop when you tell us if you like her or not." Shikamaru told me, his chances of surviving were going into the negatives...

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Sakura's POV

"Aww come on! Admit it you L-O-V-E my baby brother!" Temari cried and I glared at her.

"He's third on my list."

"List of what?" Tenten asked twirling a kunai in her fingers.

"List of guys I like the most." I put bluntly.

"WHO ARE THE OTHER TWO!" Ino asked/yelled.

"Naruto, but as a brother Hinata is second, and then Sasuke..." I looked down, no one liked to talk about it, how Naruto, Shikamaru and I witnessed that thing, that horrible thing happen.

"Oh so what's Gaara to you? A brother or boyfriend?" Hinata asked without stuttering... AGAIN! We all looked at her with shock on our faces.

"W-What?" and then some things will never change.

We need to change the subject and fast!

'Hmmm so there's only one thing to do...'

"So Tenten, has Neji asked you out yet?"

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One hour later with poor poor Gaara

Gaara's POV

Okay they are all dieing. A slow and painful death. Very painful, with lots of blood.

Jab.

Naruto was still poking me, Neji had poked me in the forehead about five times now, Chouji had spit his chips all over me ten times, Lee was STILL ranting on and on about youthfulness, Kankuro had farted A LOT and Shikamaru had hacked into my email account and looked at all my email. Whatever that Ibiki guy (a/n i think that's what that guy's name was) had to go through with torture, this was worse.

"I already told you I don't like Sakura!" I yelled loosing my calm composure.

"Yeah, you LOVE her!" Naruto said in a sing-song voice, while poking me in the side.

Then a small miracle happened, Sakura came into my room with all the other girls.

"Um hi? Gaara, we're out of cookie dough ice cream and I need to borrow a five." Temari said staring at me.

"Shikamaru get the wallet off my desk and give her a five." I said looking at him, but of course before he did that SOMETHING had to go wrong.

"Why can't you do it yourself Gaara?" Neji asked with a smirk. He dies first.

"Because I am to comfortable and I can boss you around." I said glaring at him.

"Gaara, that's not nice." Sakura said looking at me. Wait I can move my fingers!

"Yeah Gaara that's not nice." Neji said poking me in the forehead. Damn him.

"Here, just take the five." Shikamaru said handing Ino a five. Wait did he just blush when his hand touched hers?

"Thanks Shika-kun!" Ino said and the others waved and headed out. Shika-kun... hm I wonder how many girls he'd let say that to him...

"Let me go or I'll tell Ino you like her Shika-kun, I'll tell Tenten you stared at her ass as she walked out Neji and Naruto," I gave a evil grin, "You don't even WANT to know what I'll tell Hinata."

They all stopped, and Chouji even dropped his bag of chips.

"Why didn't you tell me you liked Ino!" Chouji asked. Wow were all Konoha ninja THIS slow?

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So the girls know now that Gaara is third on Sakura's list and Gaara has blackmail material! Woohoo!