"Someone has to go and fetch supplies," Itachi said with a firm nod.

"No Itachi," Pein answered "We need to get on with this bloody meeting,"

"But he ate all our food," Itachi complained gesturing to the roly-poly Orochimaru that sat in the corner of the room.

"Teehee," Orochimaru tittered.

"Besides," Itachi shrugged "We need snacks for movie night,"

"Movie night won't be wonderful if we don't have snacks," Kakuzu murmured.

"I'm sure Konan will pick up some snacks when she collects the DVDs," Pein reassured the group.

"Is that where she is?" Itachi crooned "I thought she'd simply been forgotten like Zetsu always is,"

"You'll see one day," Black Zetsu snarled.

"Quiet down," White Zetsu hissed.

"She'll get shit DVDs and shit snacks," Kisame muttered loudly.

Pein shook his head "Now, now. I'm sure that Konan will cater to all our film needs,"

"She'll buy shit soppy films and scold us when we complain," Kisame retorted "The only reason that you don't complain is because you like The Notebook,"

"It's a good film," Pein answered calmly.

"It's a gay film," Itachi interjected.

"Who's to say that Konan will get me more Baked Alaska?" Hidan said as took another of Pein's strawberry laces out of his pocket and chewing on it.

"Or get me smiley smiley faces?" Tobi added.

"Someone needs to call her or something, yeah?" Deidara said.

"I'll do it," Hidan grinned and whipped out his mobile phone.

"Will you stop getting all fidgety about the bloody movies and snacks?" Pein roared.

Itachi's Sharingan eyes widened in fear, Tobi hid behind Deidara who along with Kisame, Zetsu was frozen in fear. Kakuzu was crying. Hidan on the other hand was still waiting for Konan to answer him on the phone.

"For the love of Jashin, is there no bloody reception in this cave?" Hidan swore as his call failed to connect.

Pein whacked his fist loudly against the table so Hidan would look at him "Would you please just sit down?"

Hidan nodded and then walked out of the cave "Will do Pein baby, just got to make this call so we don't get stuck watching another chick flick," He disappeared out of the cave only to poke his head for a split second "Or should I call it a 'Pein flick' right guys?"

The rest of the Akatsuki started to giggle.

"It's because he's gay," Itachi sniggered.

"I'm not gay," Pein said.

"You're favourite film is Bridget Jones's Diary," Kisame laughed.

"I'm a fan of Colin Firth,"

"You're a fan of being gay for Colin Firth, hmm," Deidara said.

"I've heard that Pein wants to bathe fat Orochimaru," Kisame said jovially.

Orochimaru wiggled slightly in the corner.

"That is not true!" Pein retorted.

"I've heard that Pein wears PJs and sucks his thumb whilst he cries to the end of Dirty Dancing!" Itachi laughed.

Pein jumped to his feet and banged his fists on the table shaking the very foundations of the cave "THAT WAS ONE TIME!"

There was a stony silence save for the small grunts and farts of fat Orochimaru in the corner. Nobody knew what to say or to do.

Hidan popped his head into the cave again "I've heard that Pein wears PJs and sucks his thu-"

"-We've done that one," Itachi said quickly to negate the situation.

"What about Pein wearing PJs and sucking his thumb whilst crying to the end of Dirty Dancing?"

"Yep,"

"Mega lolz,"