Disclaimer: I do not own True Blood or the Sookie Stackhouse books or any of the songs mentioned in this chapter. I only own the idea of the fanfic and the computer it was written on. =) *songs are in italics*
Sookie walks up to the microphone and taps on it. "Hi. I'm Sookie Stackhouse, but y'all know that." Sookie says laughing. "And I'm going to sing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever. Friendship never ends. If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give. Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is."
As Sookie finishes up her song, everyone claps and does wolf whistles. "Ok who's next?" She asks. Everyone gets quiet and looks at the floor. "Oh c'mon you guys. Alright then I choose…Tara!" Sookie laughs as she points to her best friend. "You are next." Tara groans. "Sookie do I have too?" "Why yes. Yes you do." Sookie gets off the stage as Tara walks up. "Hey y'all. I'm going to sing "Blame It On The Alcohol" by Jamie Foxx."
"Blame it on the goose. Got you feeling loose. Blame it on Patron. Got you in the zone. Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol. Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol. Blame it on the vodka. Blame it on the henny. Blame it on the blue top. Got you feeling dizzy. Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol. Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol."
By the end of the song Tara seems to have gotten into it and is dancing around the stage and smiling. When she finishes everyone claps and shouts her name. "Ok that wasn't so bad. Who's next?" She asks. Again no one volunteers. "Alright then. I choose…Arlene." Arlene smiles and walks onto the stage giving Tara a high-five as she walks down. "Wow this is exciting." Laughs Arlene nervously. "All right I'm going to sing "Heartbreaker" by Mariah Carey."
"Heartbreaker you've got the best of me. But I just keep on comin' back incessantly. Oh why did you have to run your game on me. I should have known right from the start. You'd go and break my heart."
Arlene finishes her song to everyone clapping. "Hell Arlene. If someone breaks your heart I'll break their face." Terry calls to her. Arlene smiles and bows for everyone. "Ok who's next?" She asks. "Oh hell why not. I'll go next." says Terry jumping up. He gives Arlene a smile from the stage. "Hey. I going to sing "Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith."
"Don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep, 'Cause I'd miss you baby and I don't wanna miss a thing. 'Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream would never do. I'd still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing."
Terry finishes his song and smiles sheepishly at his friends. "Well. Who's next then?" "I want to hear Eric sing." laughs Sookie. "Oh no. I have no interest in participating in this ridiculousness." Sookie walks up to Eric and puts her arms around his neck. She kisses his cheek and whispers in his ear. "Don't forget about the body wash." "Actually, I do believe I know of a sound." Eric flies up to the stage. "This is ridiculous and for Sookie. Its called "Bad Things" by Jace Everett."
"When you came in the air went out. And all those shadows there are filled up with doubt. I don't know who you think you are, But before the night is through, I wanna do bad things with you. I wanna do real bad things with you."
"There I am finish. Bill you're next." Eric states as he walks off the stage. "Oh no. I do not sing." Bill says shaking his head. "Do I care if you sing or not?" Eric sits down next to Sookie. Bill glares at Eric as he slowly walks onto the stage. "Alright. I am going to sing, terribly may I add, "Grenade" by Bruno Mars."
"I'd catch a grenade for ya. Throw my hand on a blade for ya. I'd jump in front of a train for ya. You know I'd do anything for ya. I would go through all this pain. Take a bullet straight through my brain. Yes, I would die for you, baby. But you won't do the same."
Bill finishes singing his song worse than everyone had imagine, to everyone staring at him in shock. "Wow Bill. That was something." Sookie states politely. Eric and Pam glance at each other and start laughing hysterically. "Oh you think you can do better Pam? Be my guest." Bill states as he walks out of the bar angrily. Pam laughs as she walks onto the stage. "Get ready to be blown away."
*Author's Note: I hope you guys like this. I tried to pick songs that reminded me of each person. Let me know if there's anything wrong. =)