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Pam walks up onto the stage. "Well this is pure torture but I might as well have some fun." Pam laughs. "I doubt this will surprise anyone but I will sing my favorite song. "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks."
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream. I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way."
Pam finishes her song and everyone is laughing and clapping. "Pam that song was so you." Sookie laughs. "I agree. That song is very appropriate." Bill states coming back into the bar. "Pam is a bitch." Pam growls at him. "Ok. Who's next then? Jason?" Sookie says trying to end the fight before it starts. "Fine. I'll go." Jason laughs as he jumps up onto the stage. I'm going to sing "I'm To Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
'I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan."
Jason finishes his song in his boxers to Tara, Jessica, and Arlene clapping alone. "Well Jason. That was just so wrong. You are my brother." Sookie exclaims. "Please keep your clothes on." "Yes please do." Agrees Pam. Eric looks over at Pam and laughs. "You might want to retract you fangs next time you say that Pam." Pam glares at Eric and retracts her fangs. Jason winks at Pam and jumps down. "Alright then. Who's next?" Hoyt stands up. "Well I would hate to follow that…show…but I'll go." Hoyt climbs up on to stage. "I'm going to sing "Cleaning Out My Closet" by Eminem."
"I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight. I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time). I said I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight. I'm cleaning out my closet."
"Wow. Hoyt man." Jason yells. "You can rap? Since when." Hoyt walks off the stage smiling. "That was wonderful Hoyt. You are very good." Sookie tells him as she claps. "Well now how am I going to follow that?" Jessica asks. She gives Hoyt a kiss and walks up on stage. "I'm afraid to know what she will sing." Eric whispers to Sookie who hits tells him to be quiet. "I'm going to sing "I'm A Slave For You" by Britney Spears." Jessica says smiling down at everyone. "Ugh. I told you." Eric whispers to Sookie again. Jessica glares at Eric and starts to sing.
"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it, I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it, I'm not tryin' to hide it."
While singing Jessica danced around the stage. At the end of the song, everyone stared up at her with they mouths hanging open. The vampires all had they fangs out, except for Bill who was outrages. "Jessica that song was highly inappropriate for you to sing." "Oh I don't know Bill." Laughs Eric. I rather enjoyed it." Bill growls at Eric. "I'm sorry. What did you enjoy? Asks Sookie glaring at Eric. Eric looks down at Sookie. "Oh well her singing of course." Eric says smiling. "Of course." Sookie says smiling back. Jessica jumps off the stage and walks over to Hoyt. "Did you like it Hoyt?" She asks smiling. "I would be careful how you answer that man." Jason tells Hoyt as he looks over at Bill. Bill as watching Hoyt carefully. "Oh. Well. I. Sam you're next right?" Hoyt asks looking at Sam for help. "Yea. I'm next." Sam laughs as he walks up onto the stage. "I'm drunk and this is for Sookie. So don't kill me." He laughs again. "It's called "Oh Sookie: by Snoop Dogg. Get it? Because I turn into a dog." Sam laughs again and starts to sing.
"Oh Sookie. Let me get in your head. Oh Sookie. We can lay in the bed. Oh Sookie. Choose a player like me. Do it in the daytime with the D-O double G. Oh Sookie. Can I take you away. Oh Sookie You ever been to LA?. Oh Sookie. Come and play on my team. Oh Sookie. We'll do it in the daytime. Eric won't know a thing."
Sam ends his song by falling off the stage. "Oh Sam." Sookie and Tara run over to check on him. He is laying on the floor laughing. "Oh Sookie that hurt." Sam laughs again. "Sam. You are drunk." Sookie shakes her head. "Looks like this night is starting to end." "Not yet girlfriend." Lafayette says walking onto the stage. "My gorgeous self has yet to sing a song." "Yea and neither has Andy." Terry shouts. "Well gee thanks cousin. I Was hoping they had forgotten." Andy says glaring at Terry. "Your welcome cousin." Terry smiles at Andy. "What are you going to sing Lafayette?" Tara asks. "Take a wild guess girlfriend." Lafayette walks onto the stage and smiles.
Author's Note: Hey. Thanks for waiting and reviewing. Any idea's on what Lafayette should sing please let me know becaus I can't think of anything. LoL Please review. Thanks =)