A/N Yes, at long last I'm updating. I got an email from one of my reviewers, telling me to 'FING UPDATE!' so I decided it was high time to do such. Now I've had my break from writing for a while, I feel better, so I hope this chapter's up to scratch. It's mostly just some humor, and random adventures of the honeymooners as they head to the beach. I'm just having fun right now; the main story doesn't start for a little while longer so bear with me! Anyhow, here you go!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA

"Roy, hurry up," Riza yelled, waiting at the top of the path. Roy followed her up the path as Riza ran ahead. How could she have so much energy so early in the morning? Roy was never a morning person, the only things mornings were good for were breakfast and sleep in his opinion. Riza though, being the active, early riser she is, had woken up at the crack of dawn in order to pack a picnic lunch, fix a quick breakfast, and get ready to head to the beach. Why the hell had Roy agreed to this hike to the beach anyways?

"Come on Roy, I want to try swimming in the new bikini I bought for this trip," Riza said, grabbing his hand and pulling him along faster. Oh yeah, that's why. The hike was a mile long, on a twisty path through the forest. Most of the trees there weren't too tall, so they were bathed in the warm sunshine.

Once they had finally gotten to the beach, after two nettle stings, three breaks, and a run in with a rather large and unfriendly python, Roy immediately sat down on the soft sand. "I really thought it was going to choke me to death," he sighed.

"Oh come on, pythons aren't that bad," Riza replied, "soon as we pried it off of your neck, it slithered off."

"Whatever, lets go find some shade to lay down the blanket and lunch in," Roy replied, getting up. Roy and Riza walked further along the beach, stopping under a large pine tree. "Do you go to the beach a lot?"

"Me? No," Riza replied, opening the pack where she put their lunch, "But I love it at the beach. Work just keeps me too busy to come often, you know how it is." Roy smiled as he took his bento box and began to eat.

"So Riza, where's this bikini I've heard so much about?" Roy asked, taking a bite of a California role, though they don't even have a place called California in FMA land I think, so that's kind of odd. Riza smiled, pulling off her sweatshirt and pants, revealing a bright blue bikini. The hike had been worth it. Well worth it.

"Lets go swimming Roy," Riza said, after finishing the last of her sushi, "You have your swimming suit with you right?" Roy nodded; he was wearing his trunks already so he simply had to pull off his tee shirt. "Race you there!"

"Wait, that's no fair!" Roy yelled, jumping up as Riza sprinted out to the ocean. Roy ran flat out after Riza, until they reached the end of dock. Riza abruptly stopped, sticking her foot out just as Roy came running. "Oh shit!" he yelled, falling face first into the water. He floated back up, sputtering. "Riza, what the," he started, before Riza jumped off the dock in a cannon ball. Roy came up to the surface, spitting out water once again, as Riza floated up beside him.

"That's for making me beg," she smirked, splashing him with water and swimming away quickly.

"Oh, you're asking for it," Roy replied, chasing her through the water. They both dived underwater, as Roy continued to seek revenge. But then suddenly, Riza grabbed her left arm, breathing out all the air she had and taking in a mouthful of water. Roy swam up, pulling her to the surface. "Riza, Riza are you alright?" he asked in a panic. Her eyes popped open and looked up at him, before she sprayed all the water she had in her mouth at his face. She slipped out of his grasp, laughing as she splashed him more and swam off. Oh, she would get hers.

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Riza swam through the water, darting after a school of fish. She was almost in reach of them, and then they would dart off yet again. Kind of like Roy's chase after her. He had given up in favor of laying down in the shade a while ago, and she hadn't seen him since.

Riza swam out farther down along the beach, when she came to a maze of coral. It was all vibrant colors, sticking out of the sand, and teeming with life. Crayfish and lobster swam among the ocean floor between the coral, while brightly colored fish of all different shapes and sizes. She gasped in amazement as an eel slid out of the sand and snapped up a smaller fish. You could almost lose yourself in the coral, Riza mused, swimming through it. It was great for things to hide in, like hermit crabs, eels, or people.

Roy had been following Riza for a little while now, waiting for her to stop swimming and let down her guard, but damn she was fast! But here, she took time to look at everything; the sights really were breath taking. It was perfect. Roy swam behind her, hiding behind the plants and sea life, waiting for his chance.

Riza slid on a rock, sending sand through all of the water. Fish swam everywhere, their colors were amazing, like a living rainbow circling around her. Riza stared in disbelief; she wished she could stay here forever. She felt her backbone shiver with excitement, as she the murky water cleared and she swam after the groups of fish.

Wait, why did she feel a bit weird all of the sudden? She'd been too busy looking at all the fish to pay attention to anything else… then it hit her.

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"Roy, have you seen my bikini top?" Riza asked, walking up to him, hugging her bosoms close to her chest.

"Hmm? No, I've been taking a nap like I said earlier," Roy replied, looking up from lying on the blanket. Well, she hadn't seen him around, maybe one of the coral branches had rubbed it off.

Riza wandered off to search the coral, as Roy quickly hid her bikini top in some bushes. Revenge was sweet. And in this case, sexy! God, it was great, Roy got not only to get back at Riza, but to see her walk around topless all day! It was every man's dream.

Riza gave up looking for her bikini top after a while; she had a feeling Roy took it, even though she hadn't seen him. She instead, tired of swimming, lay down to sunbath. But not of course, before inviting Roy to lay beside her in the shade for company. She still had a few tricks up her sleeve. "Roy, here looks good," Riza said, calling him over. Roy followed her and they both lay down on the sand to watch the ocean waves rolling in and out smoothly.

Riza waited with bated breath as Roy lay down, relaxing in the shade of an oak tree. She acted natural, turning over every fifteen minutes or so, until finally he fell asleep. Riza waited a few minutes, until she could hear him softly snoring. She got up, and started her work.

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Roy stirred from his sleep, how long had he been out of it? He looked around; Riza was nowhere in sight. Probably swimming again, Roy decided. He tried to get up. He couldn't move. Roy looked up; he was buried in several feet of sand from neck to foot. Something wet was at his feet. Crap. The tide was coming in. "Riza," he said loudly, "This isn't funny. Please, just get me out of here before the tide comes in, I'll give you back your top!"

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"That's what you get for stealing my top," Riza laughed as they walked back in the moonlight. The moon was full that night, bathing everything in its soft white light.

"Hey, I gave it back in the end," Roy smirked, what a great day. They walked back, looking at the moon in awe.

"I still have sand in my shoes," Riza laughed as they walked into the cabin. "Roy, lets sleep outside tonight!" she said suddenly.

"What?"

"Lets sleep outside tonight, the moon's full and it's so warm out, we could just lay down some blankets," Riza said excitedly.

"That's the craziest idea I've heard all day. Sounds fun," Roy smiled, walking into the bedroom and gathering blankets. Riza should have her fun; after all this was the last night they would spend there. They worked together to drag the blankets outside and lay down, it was really quite amazing. Riza was wearing a new pair of her fancy panties and a matching bra, these both red with black lace.

"Hey Roy," Riza whispered, as they stared up into the sky.

"What is it?"

"I have a surprise for you," Riza smiled, before revealing a can of whipping cream.

"Riza, I love you."

A/n: Had to stop there, I'm dead tired. That's the thing about honeymoons; there's sex everywhere. I'll update much sooner this time, at least 5 reviews please!