In case you didn't though I got the titles for the last two chapters off She Had The World by Panic! At The Disco, mainly because it was what I was listening to at the time and I was like "Fucking Genius."
Last chapter *sniff*, I'm going to miss your awesome comments Phychobitchychick *hugs*

It's great living with Mikey, better than living with my parents. Plus Mikey got into the same sleeping habit as me straight away, so we wake up at night, mess about for a bit, I do work, then we watch a film and go to bed before the sun comes up. Both of us could go out into the sun so we can be up in the day, but the people I fuck can only come out at night so it's just better to go to sleep in the day. Sometimes Mikey will go out in the day and see his girlfriend, Alicia, she's a vampire is well, Bob's daughter in fact, she's only 16 so can go out in sunlight is well.

All the vampire's that come round are fine with Mikey being there, they even talk to him before or after they come to shove their dick up my ass. I say it like that for a point. Anyways, Mikey did end up handling the business end of things is well, like collecting the money or blood, and he'll go out and get me blood from the bank, all the money left over I just give to him.

Things just went on like this for a while before one day-or night-started different.

"Come on Frank, time to wake up for work" I opened my eyes and wacked Mikey's hand away from pointing my face.
"I'm getting up" I mumbled getting out of bed making my way to the shower.
"Good" he replied proudly then went down stairs. Stupid Mikey being all awake while I nearly walk into the wall. Or maybe it's just stupid wall for being in the way of my walking space.

Once done in the shower, I go down stairs, grab something to eat and go sit with mikey in the living watching kerrang! 'Queens of the stone age, no one knows' was on which is always great to watch. I always find that one with the beard very sexy in a weird way, only in this video though so it's okay. What's his name again? I'll ask Mikey. "Nick Oliveri" he says. "Are you ready for work?" God, I wish he wouldn't act like my mother all the time.
"How long have I got?"
Mikey pulls out his phone to check "20 minutes." Fine. I push up and head up stairs to finish getting ready, like doing my make up and making my bedroom presentable.

I get up off the bottom step and answer the door at the sound of the knock. "Hey" my flirty voice had become even better, me and Mikey practiced it before, he's not so great but apparently Alicia likes it, I just think it funny.
"Dude, there's a guy outside watching your house. Do you think it could be a slayer?" Well, I wasn't expecting that.
"Show me your teeth" I demanded. It's defiantly slayers again, and if the guy wants a nest I'll give him a motherfucking nest.
"Frank, you know me, why do I have to?" Omg, he's such a dumb prick.
"Cause it'll prove the slayer outside that this house has something to do with vampires" he made a face of realisation and showed his fangs. I let him in and called Mikey.
"What?" he asked coming to stand with us by the door.
"There's a slayer outside, I want you and you" pointing at Mikey then my customer, Davey. "To call up at least 20 people, tell them to come in through the back and out through the front" my plans are amazing.
"Huh?" Davey says, making me think he isn't a vampire at all but a school child.
"He's sat out there waiting for a nest so, we'll give him one" and with that I walk back into the living room to finish watching kerrang! and wait for them to call people.

"Done" Mikey says falling on the couch beside me "what are you going to do when they come into kill you? You want me to call Bob and tell him what's going on?" I shake my head. Normally we'd ask Bob to sort it out, but this time, I want to have fun.

"Tomorrow, we'll wake up early and you'll go out with Alicia or something and I'll wait here for the slayer and kill it" I've never killed or hunted before, I just want to try, I know how Mikey's against it but I need to sometime.
"No you won't, you've never even killed before, what if he kills you?" What if he kills me? I don't know weather I'd care. I'm just a vampire whore who can't get out of that deal. So I can never be happy like Mikey is with Alicia or how dad is with mom. I'm going to live forever alone, so maybe I'll let him kill me, I mean it's only a matter of time before Mikey leaves me is well, right? But for now I'll lie to him and he can find my dead body later.
"He won't Mikey. And maybe you're right, so I'll do I what I know instead, I'll fuck him and bite him, drain him dry. That sound better?" he nods sadly, but I smile at him then get back to work.

And I spend hopefully my last day on earth being fucked by other vampires. Tomorrow will be better, tomorrow I'll be dead.

Hahahahaha, cliffhanger, kinda. You don't know what happens after the first chapter and yet I do, hehehe, sorry I just had to say that. But on a serious note I fucking love that last line Xo