In honor for the old crash bandicoot... im going to update. =w= The new Tiny Tiger makes me want to sob, because he sounds like he takes daily intake of helium. I'm sorry dude, but it's a fact.

Crash found it very hard to keep his eyes not on Adriana's fluttering skirt as they jumped from rooftop to rooftop. He managed to get a good look at her panties, and they were a cute sky blue color. Aku-Aku noticed he was more distracted than usual, but didn't point it out after he followed Crash's eye direction. She had stolen some large butcher knives from the kitchen at dinner, hidden in her socks. She pulled them out, and began to slice and stab at the incoming swarm of bats that popped out of a window and right at them. There may have been too many, but maybe she could make it out with small injury. But before she even could attempt, Crash jumped in front of her and span around wildly, knocking them all away. "Um... thanks." She said, putting away the knives back into her socks.

"Every life is important, even Crash knows that. " Aku-Aku said. Crash nodded and was still grinning. Then he went back to running on the rooftops in search of an exit. As they went inside a building, their path was intercepted by many lab assistants poorly disguised as janitors, their mops sparking. Adriana was about to reach for the knives, but remembering what Aku-Aku said, she simply didn't bother with them, and punched a 'janitor' in the face. Picking up the mop weapon, and turning on the switch, she was ready to fight.

"I wonder if this thingy can... kill?" She asked with a mischevious gleam in her eyes. Crash span again and again, jumping on the enemies' heads, and punching them. Adriana shocked a good number of them, literally, with the mop weapon. When the battery died, she simply picked one up from a knocked out foe. I wonder how the others are doing... She thought as she cracked the dead mop over one of the foe's heads.

N. Sanity Island

"S-Sissyyy!" Sammi cried, not enjoying being away from the sibling for one moment. No matter what Crunch or Coco tried, the baby wouldn't stop bawling.

"Where's the baby... there she is!" Crunch tried playing peek a boo, but that just lead to her crying more. "That's it! This baby is impossible!" He yelled.

"Maybe she's just hungry." Coco said. Sammi's eyes widened as her tummy grumbled loudly. "See?" She handed Sammi a wumpa fruit, and she started eating at the fruit, and in only 5 seconds, there was noting left but leaves. "She eats like you and Crash!" Coco said, a little disgusted. After 5 more fruits, Sammi yawned. "Aww... She's sleepy!"

"C-Coco!" She gurgled.

"She said my name!" She said happily. Pura looked up at the baby, and she felt his ear, making him purr loudly. She giggled, and hugged his head. Then she looked up at Crunch.

"...C-C..." crunch was a little excited even if she was a brat to him. "CRAZY!" She pointed to the window behind him, laughing. Behind him, Ripper Roo was looking through the window but then dashed off the minute they saw him.

"Oh man..." Crunch muttered.

Madame A's Academy of Evil

"Why would they install fans in the floor?" Adriana cried out, running across the room, pushing down her billowing skirt and blushing hard. Crash wouldn't stop getting distracted and nosebleeding, so Aku Aku had to cover his eyes as a mask as they ran.

"Bandicoots..." He muttered. Adriana dove for the exit, and sighed happily, but when she looked up, there was a huge rat in her face.

"AAAAAGHHHH!" She screamed, then got up and kicked it across the room. When Crash came inside, the door slammed shut, and many leaping rats and frogs came into the room. He kicked a rat into the wall as Adriana began to kick and attempt to pry open the doors and windows. When a frog touched her, she screamed and kicked it through the window. Eventually, the rats and frogs stopped coming out, and the door opened. They walked out, Crash pumped now and Adriana exhausted. A flood of robots ticking came in through the closet, and Crash span and punched right into them. Adriana, taking no pity on them, sliced and diced as she saw fit. They disappeared one by one, and as they worked down the halls, cutting through the pack of robots, more came down through classrooms.

They dashed into a hallwabutane as Crash was about to stride, Adriana pulled him behind a bookshelf with her. They both blushed as that action had smushed them together, but quickly she composed herself, and put a finger over her lips. He nodded, and peeked to see a zombie hall monitor with a flashlight and chainsaw. He did a roll on the ground, and went behind afeet of lockers before the zombie noticed. Crash did it again, and went behind another shelf. Adriana held her breath as Crash did it again, but there was a banana, and he slipped into the wall, catching the zombie monitor's attention. Thinking without reason, Adriana jumped from her spot, and caught the zombies attention before crash did. The zombie came at her with the chainsaw,brut seeing as it was a nerdy zombie, the answer for distraction came quickly. Blushing and looking away, she flipped up her skirt, and instantly the zombie nosebleeded and crash too nosebleeded, but took the opportunity to smash him through the wall. Adriana sighed, and looked away blushing, then passed the staring Crash.

"... Just... forget what you just saw. Please." She sighed, and Crash was still blushing as he followed. Aku Aku was just pretending he never saw a thing. They walked onto an elevator, and it brought them across the room to a large set of pipes. Green fog rose into the air, and when Crash looked below, the ground couldn't be seen.

"You, are in DETENTION!" Said a shrill voice. Both bandicoots and tiki mask froze in place as a huge old woman was raised into the air by three bungee cords.

"...Damn it all." Adriana muttered, getting out her swords.

"Adriana Bandicoot, you, will now serve detention by mopping the- Oh! What do we have here? A trespasser?" Asked Madame Amberly.

"Leave him alone! Your business is with me! I'm the one trying to leave this hellhole!" Adriana yelled. Madame Amberly laughed, and shot bells at them, making them both jump. Crash span, and knocked one of them right back at her, making her flinch and rock on her cords. An idea sprang in both bandicoot's heads, and they grinned as the next wave of bells came.