Dyslexia is a curse =( Thanks to kitsuneluvuh for pointing out my error. All fixed now!

Chapter 2

Naruto grumbled to himself as he watched the rest of his team walk away from the Hokage Tower. Flipping them off to their backs, the now bored Genin stuffed his hands into his pockets and started walking home, angrily kicking some rocks in front of him. One managed to fly off and through the window of a shop who's owner did not like him at all. Seeing the furious man stomp out, Naruto sighed. Today couldn't be more sucky.

"What the hell do you think you're doing you little gutter rat? You are so paying for that!"

Raising his middle finger for a second time in as many minutes, Naruto stuck his tongue out at the man. "I think I was just about to leave Grandpa! Maybe if you didn't have your shop in such a stupid place it wouldn't have gotten busted up in the first place!"

The flawed logic stumped the man long enough for Naruto to make a quick dash for safety. Naruto rounded a corner just as the man started chasing him. He smirked though as there was NO way that old fart could follow him through the streets. He wasn't called the street fox for nothing!

It was then though that the cursed Jutsu reared its ugly head. In a puff of smoke and a girly squeal, Naruto tumbled to her face as her pants promptly dropped to her ankles. Coughing the dust away, she totally forgot about the furious shop keeper following her.

The man rounded the corner and skidded to a stop, quite taken back by what was now facing him. All he saw was a bum in the air, highlighted by dust and orange clothing as well as a blond head now buried in the dirt. All logic left the man's head as the fury of being mooned encompassed him. In a battle cry of rage, he charged the child, murder evident in his eyes. A moment before he landed a dangerous kick to the unprotected behind, a flash of green grabbed the leg and twisted him in a way that he ended up swinging his leg through sweet fresh air. The momentum carried through him and he found himself in a crumpled heap on his head, wondering what the hell just grabbed him and what that flash of unsightly green was.

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Naruto couldn't work out what was happening as she felt a pair of strong arms carry her through the streets at an unbelievable pace. Eventually the blur of shops and houses melted into the comforting green of trees and grass. Finally coming to a stop, Naruto sighed when the arms dropped her.

"Look, thanks for the help but I really didn't need it."

She turned to face Rock Lee in his classic good guy pose, one eye closed, thumb extended beyond normal human capabilities and a highly offensive gleam from a smile far too wide assaulting the blonds' delicate eyes.

"Fuzzy Brows! What the hell?"

The term didn't even register to the hype active teen as he dropped his extended arm.

"Fear not my lovely friend! While the flames of youth have long since extinguished in that poor souls life, I have just saved you from such a fate!"

Naruto sweat dropped. "Lee. Please, it's me, Naruto."

A twinkle of recognition sparked in his dark eye. "Naruto!"

The blond nodded.

"Why I have a friend who is named exactly the same! You should perhaps meet him! It is not every day you find another person named after a noodle ingredient, much less a very pretty girl! Perhaps I might interest you in a walk to find him after lunch? I can assure you, his youthful flames burn brightly indeed."

Naruto slapped a palm to her face. "No you jock I meant I am... wait, are you hitting on me?"

The instant blush on Lee's face, accompanied by the tip of his toe beginning to dig into the ground sickened the girl beyond belief.

"Oh no, no, no, no, NO you are not!"

Lee just giggled and magically produced a bunch of flowers from nowhere. "Well, yes, I am actually. While my friend is extremely vigorous, there is no way for him to match my vitality! I thought that maybe such a beautiful and energetic girl as yourself may be interested in accompanying me?"

Naruto began gagging violently as Lee mostly ignored/ didn't understand her reactions. Taking a few steps back, Naruto held her hands out. "No, no, no, Lee, you need to realise, I AM Naruto! This is just my Orike no Jutsu gone wrong! Please you need to... Lee?"

Naruto tipped her head to the side in confusion as she noticed the spandex clad youth looking at her in a very unusual way. Waving a hand in front of his face, Naruto tried to draw life from the now comatose boy.

"Lee?"

A small trickle of blood dribbled out of his nose. Casting a confused look at the boy, Naruto wondered what the hell just happened.

"It couldn't be a Genjutsu could it? Like, nothing happened I don't think..."

A cool breeze around Naruto's lower area then alerted her to the problem. In that movement, the now far too baggy pants had come loose once again and had dropped to her angles. Screaming bloody murder, Naruto instinctively hiked her pants up as high as her chest. The only problem with that was that the fabric only went so far and as a result, she gave herself a massive atomic wedgie. The following shriek echoed around Konoha several times before fading. Thankfully, the noise was enough to snap Lee out of it.

Looking down, he noticed the lovely girl curled up in a foetal position, eyes shut tightly in pain and her hands cradling something of vital importance between her legs. Instantly in valiant hero mode, the boy rushed to her side, checking for any injuries, asking if she's ok and just generally making a fuss. Lee stepped back as Naruto growled, an octave higher than she would have liked mind you, and struggled to push herself up to her knees. She was a shade or two paler than before and looking severely irritated. Glancing up at her fellow ninja, she put a hand on one shaking knee and unsteadily pushed herself to her feet.

"Lee... dude... don't you have a crush on Sakura or something anyway? Just leave me alone and go torment her."

Lee blushed again and began digging his toe hole again. "While I do admit to having feelings for that wonderful woman, my magnificent instructor Guy-sensei said there is nothing wrong with asking other girls out while single. So I thought that you... and me..."

Naruto quickly cut him off before anything else could happen. She took a moment to tie her pants up and pointed an accusing finger at him. "Now look here! You cannot date me. I AM the real Naruto, this is just my Orike no Jutsu gone all wrong. This is beyond wrong and I really don't think I'll ever look at you the same again."

Lee started tearing up at the obvious rejection. Composing himself though, he raised an upturned fist in determination. "You may say that now my dear but I will not fail you! I shall never give up my attempts to court such a wonderful girl! You will see!"

Sure she was turning green, Naruto did the only thing she could think of. "KYA! PERVERT! You saw me without any pants! HOW DARE YOU! You should be punished!"

Instantly alert to the fact that he had indeed seen such a fine specimen half nude, Lee took off screaming that he would run 200 laps around Konoha's borders on his thumbs as penalty. He did however, have a seedy little grin on his face as he ran away thinking about one of the rare girls who forwent the need of panties.

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Thoroughly fed up with the day already, Naruto traipsed into Ichiraku's for a well deserved fix. She pushed aside the flap and was greeted by the pleasant voice of Ayame calling out, "Be there in a second!"

Taking her usual spot, Naruto dropped her head onto the bar top. Her spirits lifted when she heard Teuchi call her name. They instantly dropped again when the man blushed and apologized.

"Oh, sorry there miss! It's just that with your head down like that I thought you were one of our regular customers. He actually dresses exactly like you!"

Sighing, Naruto shook her head. "No, it is me. This is just my damn Orike no Jutsu gone bad. I duno why but ever since this morning I just can't control it. The day has been absolute hell and it hasn't even started yet!"

Not quite understanding everything but simply accepting it as another bizarre quirk in his most prolific customer, Teuchi dropped a bowl of ramen in front of the distressed girl. "Well... Naruto... I can't say I fully understand that but never the less, I cannot have my favorite customer unhappy. Here, the first one is on the house."

Instantly, the world was brightened, the sweet chirping of birds reached her ears and all was right with the world as Naruto happily tucked into her FREE bowl of ramen. Neglecting her manners like usual, Naruto glanced up as Ayame walked out. The brunette took one look at the adorable blond with noodles all over her face and squealed in delight.

"SHE'S SO CUTE!"

Barely controlling herself, Ayame sat with dazzling eyes and her hands clasped in front of her chest as she so desperately fought the urge to pick up the girl and cuddle her like a squeeze toy. Naruto noticed and looked across at Teuchi.

"Hey old man, what's up with Ayame? She's gone all squishy and stuff."

Teuchi just shook his head. "It's a girl thing. I don't understand it."

Naruto's eyes thinned as she tried to make sense of Ayame's reaction to her form. Failing, the girl just shrugged and decided there were more important things to contemplate in the world, such as her FREE bowl of ramen before her. Slurping down another mouthful, she heard the tent flap get pushed back. Looking over her shoulder, she saw her favorite free meal ticket Iruka entering. Waving him over, the blushing Chunin took a seat beside her.

"Um... hello, I don't think I've seen you before have I?"

Naruto looked up at his teacher questioningly before she remembered what she still was. A she. Waving her hands in front of her face rapidly, Naruto swallowed a rather difficult mouthful before explaining.

"No, no, no not you too Iruka-sensei! It's me, Na-ru-to! Just I've lost control of my Orike no Jutsu so I'm currently stuck as a girl."

Blushing again for a different reason, the now supremely embarrassed man started stuttering incoherently before just resorting to an intelligent, "What?"

Naruto just turned back and started inhaling her next bowl. "You heard me. The whole morning has sucked balls and because of that, I'm taking a meal break."

It took a moment, but his brain rebooted and he raised an eyebrow. "Really? Well that will teach you to invent stupid Jutsu's."

Naruto cast him a glance and sucked up a stray noodle, ignoring Ayame's squeal of delight. "You say it's useless and yet I took you down with it before I even became a Genin. Explain that uselessness."

Iruka blushed yet again and wondered if he was going to spend the day red faced. "Ok, look. If it's acting up that means something is shot with your chakra coils. Maybe if you used a chakra suppression seal you could pause the changes? Atleast until you worked out what's wrong."

Naruto sighed at the idea. It was good but it wouldn't work. "I wish. Only Ero-Sennin can make one strong enough to hold back my amount of chakra and he isn't due home for three days. Anything else lasts maybe thirty seconds before melting."

Iruka looked at the blond girl apologetically, kind of understanding the position she was in. Actually, not really but he could pretend to. It was then Naruto stretched and Iruka had his attention drawn to another problem for the girl. Another two very sizeable problems. Coughing, he discretely looked away and waited until Naruto was done.

"You know Naruto, you really should probably get something to properly support yourself with."

The blond looked up at her teacher with questioning eyes. Iruka mentally slapped himself for saying that.

"Well, just with you flicking between being a boy and a girl and all, you might want to look into something to... um, that better fits your... you know..."

He made a motion of cupping invisible boobs. Naruto's eyes widened and looked down at her straining top. Licking her lips, she contemplated the idea. While she really didn't wana go and buy anything girly, it could maybe be a good excuse to stock up on her clothes since most of her stuff was in a bad state. Not to mention those bogus shops with the douchebag managers that sell the good stuff wouldn't recognize her. Nodding slowly, Naruto decided it was a good idea.

"Ok Iruka-sensei, thanks for the tip. I'll go right after I'm finished here."

Seeing her teacher smile warmly, Naruto smiled back before tucking back into her cooling bowl. When Iruka got up and left, Naruto thought nothing of it until a familiar voice reached her ears. And not a good familiar either. Stiffly turning, she saw Iruka leading the gossip queen and general town busy-body into the shop. Seeing the evil grin on Ino's face, Naruto's stomach dropped. And here she thought today couldn't suck any harder.

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AN - Yes, I do believe a girl would get an even higher voice after that kind of trauma to her bits. The reason I think so is cause a girl I knew told me so so that's all the proof I need.