Chapter 4

Hinata slowly came to from one of the weirdest and yet loveliest dreams in her life. She had just been ogling her long time crush turned love splashing majestically in a lake, and then the boy had asked her to come for a swim! It was then the dreams took a strange turn and for some reason Naruto had swapped genders and become the exact copy of Naruto in a female form, i.e. crazy hot. It was disturbing to think she thought a girl was hot but then... it was Naruto... even if he was now a she... so everything the girl loved about him was still there. Well... not everything she supposed, but it was the personality that made the person in Hinata's eyes. Besides, it's not like Naruto would actually do that to her and above all, it had just been a messed up dream.

Sighing happily to herself, she opened her eyes to find herself at that exact location in her dream! Looking around, she saw Naruto sitting a bit away grumbling to himself as he struggled to his vest on for some reason.

'...That was a dream, wasn't it.'

Taking a mighty breath of courage, Hinata reached out and tapped the boy on his shoulder. Her hand instantly recoiled like she had been shot, but never the less chalked up a silent victory in 'Hinata's Moves In On Naruto' book. As her crush turned, she couldn't help but look away and blush yet again.

"I-I-I'm sorry! I shouldn't have made such a forward move seeming were not really friends or anything so..."

"Hinata-chan, what are you talking about? Of course we're friends. And... as friends, I know this will sound weird but can you help me with this?"

"Huh?" Hinata's blood ran a tad colder as she realised that the voice, while still distinctly Naruto's, was now a few notes higher and more girly. Taking another breath, she started to look up.

'It's just a dream, it's just a dream, it's just a dream, it's...'

Her thought's trailed off when a voluptuous cleavage and gorgeous face came into her field of vision.

'...not a dream.'

Naruto cocked her head to one side. For some reason Hinata had totally spaced out after making eye contact with her chest and face. Naruto looked down at herself, then at Hinata. For the life of her, she could not work out what zombified the girl. Surely it couldn't have been the boobs. While Naruto was no ladies man, she knew a good set of boobs when she saw them and Hinata had them in abundance. So the best the blondie could do was assume it was the shock of seeing her as a girl. A small part of her brain said that then the boobs were directly related to the problem, but that was ignored. Rationality had never been Naruto's strong point. No reason to start over thinking things now.

Snapping her long fingers in front of Hinata, she finally roused the girl. Hinata then took one look at Naruto, screamed, and then passed out. Naruto sighed petulantly. This was almost more trouble than it was worth. The only thing that kept her at it was that Hinata was really the only normal girl she knew, and that was saying ALOT. Grabbing Hinata and lifting her up into a sitting position, Naruto took a breath.

"HINATA! WAKE UP!"

The shrill noise accompanied by the violent shaking of her shoulders brought the girl around in an instant. Not even checking to see what happened, Hinata jumped back 5 steps and began apologising profusely and bowing repeatedly in several directions. Naruto didn't know what any of that was about and she had a fair idea neither did Hinata. Waiting for the moment to finish, Naruto raised a hand and quickly started talking.

"Ok, Hinata, you are awesome and all but seriously you faint one more time and I'm not gona ask your help anymore."

The world crashed hard upon the Hyuuga's shoulders as she desperately tried to salvage the situation.

"I-I-I-I'm s-sorry Naruto-kun it's just that... ummm... well..."

Desperately trying to avoid having to tell Naruto about her crush, especially while he was a she, Hinata started mumbling incoherently to herself and doing her finger poky thing. Naruto on the other hand just slapped a frustrated hand to her face and sighed.

'Atleast she didn't pass out I guess...'

Standing, Naruto walked over and grabbed the girl's hands. She instantly started going woozy.

"Ah, ah, AH, remember what I said!"

Hinata slowly nodded and sat down, desperately willing her spinning head to go away. Taking several deep breaths, the yucky feeling lifted enough for her to begin normal thought processes again.

"I-I'm ok now Naruto-kun... so w-what was it you needed help with?"

It was now Naruto's turn to blush and made sure not to make eye contact with the girl at her feet.

"Well... you see, seeming I got boobs now and all... I'm having like, SO much trouble getting into my jacket now and I was wondering if maybe you could help me with that..."

Absentmindedly wiping another small dribble of blood away from her nose, Hinata closed her eyes and mentally calmed herself.

'Ok, this is no different than helping Hanabi out. It will just be a simple matter of... tucking things in and making sure no skin gets caught in the zip. Easy enough... Right, I am ready!'

Opening her eyes, she stood back up and gingerly reached out. "O-ok N-Naruto-kun, I'll slowly pull the zip up and you j-just tuck your boo... your brea... y-yourself away s-so you don't catch any skin."

Steeling herself with a resolve unlike anything before, Hinata began pulling the zip up, trying so desperately not to dwell on Naruto trying, with little result, to push her boobs back under her top. Getting about half way up, Naruto unleashed her trademark grin and looked up into Hinata's eyes.

"Yes! It's working! Thanks so much for this Hinata-chan! You're the best!"

Blushing from the praise, Hinata just struggled to stay focused on the task at hand and get it finished with. Three quarters of the way up though and an unearthly howl in the background made both girls jump several feet off the ground in fright.

It had seemed that Kiba and Akamaru had decided to go for a swim after training and had happily stumbled across something neither human, nor dog, had ever thought they would see. And upon seeing such a sight, Kiba had been unable to contain his whoop in delight before collapsing to the ground with swirly eyes, the image of Hinata and some unknown girl doing something sexy burned into his memory. Days later, Kiba even questioned if he had momentarily activated the Sharingan as he recalled everything so well.

Thoroughly jumpy after the fright, both girls were panting deeply. Normally that wouldn't have been a problem, but the stress from that on a jacket not meant for such assets proved too much for the fabric. In a horrific tearing noise, Hinata was brained by a flying zip. Turning to face her attacker, she noticed Naruto looking down in despair. At that moment, two very different things were said.

"My favourite jacket!"

"Naruto's boobs!"

It took no super genius to work out which comment made the girls look up sharply, both blushing.

"H-Hinata-chan... w-what was that?"

Dismayed at being discovered, Hinata thought to herself, 'To hell with restraint. He found out. Why not.' And promptly dropped her gaze to Naruto's chest.

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Naruto was down in the lake again, surrounded by a red tint in the water and grumbling darkly. It had seemed that when Hinata had copped her second eyeful for the day, she had had the same reaction as the first time and as a result, coated Naruto's chest in a lovely shiny crimson. Quite disgusted, Naruto had run screaming down into the water to clean herself off. Thankfully though, halfway there she reverted to being a he. It was just as well too, cause Naruto nearly tripped several times on his confounded pants as he made his mad dash down to the water.

Sighing when he finally finished wiping everything away, he turned to look up at the cause of his latest problems. He couldn't fault the girl on her want to help him. It was just that she was just so weird... and her strange disposition to becoming an explosive blood cannon made things difficult, not to mention messy. Sighing again, Naruto began trudging up out of the water.

Yeah, he had said he would leave if she passed out again but then, that was before Naruto lost his shirt to a boob related accident. Now he couldn't really go anywhere, lest he became a she again and flashed everyone within seeing distance his lovelies. Glancing at Hinata, she was now actually a rather sickly pale. Naruto rolled his eyes, knowing she wouldn't be up for a while till her blood count rose. So with nothing to do he sat. Yawning, Naruto stretched and looked around sleepily. Grabbing his ruined top, he pulled it on and wrapped the front of it around his chest as best he could without the zipper. The last thing he thought of before he dozed off was that Hinata was easily the biggest closet pervert in all of Konoha.

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Something poked Naruto in the side. Normally that wouldn't be enough to disturb his sleep but when it happened repeatedly, even he was forced to come around. Groggily opening his eyes, he came face to face with Hinata. The girl instantly squeaked in surprised and jumped back. Ignoring her apology, Naruto stretched happily, his muscles happily being pulled into limber. He felt an incredibly satisfying pop in his hip and shivered in contentment. Scratching his head, he sat up and yawned.

"Hinata-chan! Good, you're awake now. How long have I been out?"

The girl looked up at the sky and squinted. "Perhaps an hour Naruto-kun? N-not too long..."

Running his tongue around the inside of his teeth, he made a face at the horrid flavour.

'Yuck. My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage.'

Taking a quick look down, he was also very happy to notice that he was still male. Crossing his legs under himself, he looked up at the girl.

"That's not too bad then. Anyway, I have a favour..."

Instantly alert to the desires of her love, Hinata's eyes twinkled happily. "Y-yes Naruto-kun?"

Naruto made her take notice of his ruined jacket. "Ok, well I can't really go anywhere at the moment cause if I did and turned into a girl like this... well, that little blood bath you gave me would be the least of my problems."

Hinata instantly blushed in embarrassment as she remembered. "S-sorry..."

Naruto just waved a hand on her direction. "Nah, don't worry about it Hinata-chan. Though you would have been the last girl I'd have expected to like other girls."

Hinata's blush increased tenfold. For the first time in her life, Hinata unleashed a mighty shout of protest. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT NARUTO-KUN!"

Pressed hard up against the tree he had been leaning against, Naruto took a moment to clear the ringing from his ears. Shaking his head, he looked at the girl who had clamped her eyes shut tight, her beet red face covered by her equally beet red hands.

Wriggling a finger in his ear, Naruto pulled out a bit of earwax. "Uh, ok, I just thought it was, seeming you like, coated me in blood and boogers when you saw my boobs."

Seeing the mortified girl ready another ear numbing scream, he held his hands up. "Ok, ok I get it! You don't like girls. Sweet. Now, onto that favour I asked."

Hinata didn't trust her voice and just nodded through her hands.

"Ok, well, seeming I can't really go anywhere, I was just wondering if you could maybe run back to your place and grab a spare shirt for me to wear until I get back home?"

Thankful for a chance to escape, the humiliated girl just nodded before turning and running off as fast as her legs could take her.

Watching her escape, Naruto chuckled to himself despite having a strange feeling about Hinata's strange mood swings around him. Swinging an arm around, Naruto stood up and began to get ready to go for another swim when a rustle in the bushes behind him put him on guard. Ready for combat, what he did not expect was to see Kiba blast through the bushes, his keen senses desperately trying to pick up something. Lowering his guard, Naruto called to him.

"Oi! What you doing?"

It was then Kiba noticed him. His eyes widened and he started flapping his arms around. "DUDE! PLEASE! You HAVE to tell me if Hinata and some other chick was just here! I swear I just saw THE most amazing thing of my life but passed out due to the awesomeness!"

Naruto paused for a second. Yeah Hinata was here but another chick...?

"Nah, sorry Kiba, Hinata and me were here but no other chick."

Kiba's eyes dropped slightly as he looked down at his little companion. "Hey Akamaru, can you tell anything?"

The tiny dog sniffed around a bit before letting out a few high pitched yips. It translated roughly to, "Yeah, Hinata-biped was here as well as Stranger-biped. I can't tell what happened to Stranger-biped but. She just... changed."

That was all Kiba needed to hear and simply dropped to his hands and knees, his acutely sensitive nose going into overdrive to try and decipher this eye catching mystery. Naruto meanwhile, just went back to the lake and dived in and began splashing happily with himself. The both of them stayed like that for a bit until Naruto got tired of watching his hairy friend act even more doggy than usual. Grinning evilly, he crossed his fingers and created ten clones. They instantly huddled up close and in one movement, twenty-two sets of hands heaved a giant wave up at the boy. Kiba's eyes widened just enough to say 'oh crap' before he was flattened by the volume of water.

Coughing and spluttering, Kiba spat water violently all over the place before raising himself up onto his hands and feet and having a furious shake before standing up. He eyed the guffawing blond with hatred and threw a rock at a Naruto. Unfortunately for Kiba, it just popped from existence but never the less, it got the attention of the real Naruto.

"DAMNIT NARUTO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR? I JUST LOST THE SENT OF THAT GIRL! YOU RETARD!"

Naruto just laughed harder which in turn further infuriated the Inuza. Snarling, he charged Naruto, intent on maiming him badly for the loss he just caused. Jumping high, he raised a hand when Naruto, all of him, stopped laughing and took a collectively massive gasp.

"NO!"

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AN – oh nos what just happened? Like you don't already know. Anyway, enjoy! I'll get on with writing the next chapter now.