Well, here's the next chapter! While I'm here I thought I'd just quickly say that a lot of people are favouriteing the story. That is great and all but the only thing is would it hurt to leave a review as well? I'm not gona do the whole 'you better leave atleast 100'000 reviews or you'll never see the next chapter' thing cause that's just lame. However, it is nice to get people telling me they like it instead of just a bunch of random adds.

A quick spoiler, but with Naruto's little bit on total oblivion to sex, I'm just assuming for the moment that that's just another attempt to sabotage his early learning back in his academy class.

With that in mind, I hope it stirred the hearts of you all to review and stuff. Anyway, chapter.

Chapter 5

Kiba was dreaming. Such a thing was not possible. Nope, not even possibly possible. Hell, even that other dream he sometimes had of Sakura and Ino was more possible. So why was it all so soft?

Backing up a few seconds, Kiba was flying through the air with the intent of murdering his fellow Genin. For some reason though, Naruto (and all his clones) had gasped and then... changed. Totally blowing his concentration, Kiba lost his control of his flight and ploughed headlong into the blonds in a chorus of girlish screams.

The impact had caused a total tangling of limbs and other bits that both parties couldn't identify. Finally coming to rest, Kiba found himself lying in amongst a pile of moaning and squirming softness. Wondering what all those pained groans were, he tried to move but found he was caught in a very awkward position. To put it simply, he was stuck. Trying to gain a hold of anything, he squeezed a bump under his hand and to his befuddlement found to find it elected another, even more girly and high pitched scream. Opening his eyes owlishly, he turned his head to find himself face to face with his missing girl. Or to be more precise, multiple girls. That was when he deduced he was dreaming. Because Naruto had not just changed into that girl and he was not currently lying on a whole lot of female Naruto's. A whole lot of... topless, soft, sexy, tangled and drenched Naruto's.

Kiba decided to have another quick squeeze just to check if it was real. He got another squeal.

...maybe one more. Another squeal. And this time, a whack to his head.

"Dude cut that out! That feels super weird, not to mention you groping me is creepy!"

He felt the body mass under him heave and finding purchase, dragged himself out of the mound amidst another few squawks. Tumbling into the water, Kiba quickly wiped the water from his eyes and looked back at where he came from. A hint of drool followed.

XxXxXxX

Naruto struggled to pull herself free of her annoying clones. While they were a blessing in battle, right now their solid form was the worst thing ever. They had even pinned her arms down so she couldn't cancel the damn things. Growling, she channelled chakra into her arms and began throwing clones left, right and center. Finally digging her way out, she stood panting for a few moments till her eyes rested on Kiba. She slapped a hand to her head seeing the brain-dead look on his face. That boy would never let her live this down. Cancelling the remaining clones, Naruto was hit with the unpleasant feeling of her boobs being squeezed. Quickly covering the assaulted item, Naruto stalked over to Kiba.

Before she buried the boy's head into the sand, Naruto blushed as she heard, "Best. Dream. Ever."

Stomping/ sloshing her way away from a struggling Kiba, Naruto made a beeline for her jacket. Broken or not, that thing would provide protection from roaming eyes. Slinging it on backwards, she sat down in a huff and waited for Kiba to release himself. A small yip to her left made Naruto look down. Akamaru was looking up at the blond and then back at a still struggling Kiba.

"Na-ah, he's totally getting out of it himself. He deserved that."

Akamaru whined pitifully and ran down to the water's edge. The dog needn't have worried though as in a pop and splash, Kiba shot out of the water, gasping desperately for air.

"DAMNIT NARUTO! What the hell? I could have drowned!"

"Well you deserved it."

"Huh?"

Looking up, he saw the whiskered blond glaring at him. A pervy look oozed its way back onto his face.

"So... that wasn't a dream, huh?"

Naruto just flipped him the bird. "Closest you'll probably ever get to the real thing anyway."

Despite the memories, Kiba bristled. "OOOoooh you little prick! I'm surprised you even know what a naked chick's body looks like! Besides, atleast I can tell when a chick likes me!"

Naruto just sniffed. "Rape doesn't count Kiba."

Kiba growled and went to attack but paused. A sly grin spread across his face. "I wana beat you down so hard right now but I'd feel bad about hitting a girl."

Naruto looked down at him indignantly. "Please, you couldn't hit me if you tried!"

Kiba shrugged. "Results always proved otherwise, Dead Last."

"OOOOOH!"

Naruto stalked up to the snickering boy and jabbed a finger in his chest. "You couldn't hit the broad side of Choji! And don't say you can cause everyone remembers that day in academy!"

Slapping the hand away, Kiba grabbed Naruto by the jacket and lifted her clear off the ground, bringing the two raging teens nose to nose. "You wana test if my aim's improved from then?"

Naruto just raised an eyebrow. "I thought you wouldn't hit a girl."

Kiba raised a fist. "A henge doesn't make you a girl anymore than standing in the head office makes you Hokage."

"THAT'S IT!"

Grabbing the boy by the neck, Naruto pulled Kiba to the ground and the two began a furious wrestling match. Biting, scratching, punching and kicking from both members of the fight quickly began drawing flecks of blood from the two. Neither noticed though, each so intent on causing the other harm. Had Iruka been watching, he would have been totally devastated at the lack of fighting form. Anyway, after a particularly heavy hit, Naruto was send flying back and they both collapsed panting. They both lay there for a bit until they started laughing.

"Man, who would have guessed you were the mystery girl! Totally gross, but still awesome. What the hell were you and Hinata doing anyways?"

Naruto pulled herself up and sighed. "Well, I can't control my Orike no Jutsu at the moment so I had another moment like this and I was getting Hinata to help me with it cause boobs don't fit so good into my top."

Kiba looked up dreamily into the sky. "Really now? That's pretty cool... if only you had been a real girl though..."

Naruto looked at him indignantly. "What you talking about? I thought I got my henge perfect!"

Kiba threw her a sidelong glance. "Yeah, I never said you got it wrong. It's just, you're a dude and always will be. No matter what kind of body you managed to create, you'll always be the same Naruto."

Naruto nodded slowly. "I spose so. Still, it's a pretty nifty distraction!"

Kiba nodded with a dirty smile. "Yeah..."

Naruto scratched her arm and looked off in the direction Hinata ran. "Still, I never thought it would work on a kunoichi."

Kiba's ears perked and he quickly rounded on Naruto. "Say what? Please, explain."

Naruto gave him a suss look. "You're just gona go spank something I'd rather not think about if I do tell you."

Kiba used a considerable amount of energy to control himself. "Naw, maybe any other time but you're a dude and I actually know you. Gay, no matter how you look at it."

Naruto considered it for a second. "Well, if that's the case you don't need to hear it."

Kiba visibly deflated. 'DAMN!'

While not usually too observant, even Naruto noticed this and silently thanked his gut feeling for staying quiet. The result could have been grossly scarring. Quickly changing the subject, Naruto ended further discussion.

"I wonder what Hinata is doing. Her house is just around the corner from here! All I wanted was a shirt."

Kiba lay back. "Who knows. She might be trying to sneak it past her dad or something. You never know in that house."

Naruto nodded. He then noticed movement and turned to face the newcomer. At first she thought it was Hinata but the long hair and clam face quickly changed her mind. Raising an eyebrow, Naruto looked up at the Hyuuga prodigy.

"Yo Neji. What brings you here?"

The boy held his arm out with a smirk. "Hinata-sama requested that I deliver her shirt to you as her father called her aside for something."

Kiba looked up at the proud boy. Looking back at Naruto, Kiba shook his head. "Surely it didn't go that smoothly. You weren't interested in why Hinata wanted to give Naruto one of her shirts?"

Neji glanced over at the scruffy Inuzuka. "Yes I immediately inquired why but she simply said I would understand when I found him... her." The prodigy chuckled. "Quite the predicament eh, Naruto? So what are you exactly? A boy or girl?"

Naruto shrugged. "I duno. I tried really hard to make this transformation perfect but I've never seen a girls insides so I just tried to make the outside as girl as I could."

Neji raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you pay attention in anatomy?"

Naruto looked up curiously. "What's that?"

Kiba gave her a strange look. "Did you manage to sleep through a whole semester? It's like a glorified sex ed class on human bodies."

Naruto crossed her arms and began thinking. "Sex... yeah, I heard about that. You make babies with sex hey."

Neji and Kiba shared a look. "You seriously don't know what sex is?"

Naruto looked up angrily. The two ninja couldn't help but notice the innocent look in their friend's eye though. "Yeah I do! You make babies with it!"

The pair cast a sidelong look at each other. Kiba shook his head. "Na-ah. This is one thing I refuse to talk with him about."

Neji sighed. How could she have such limited knowledge on that topic? It was a big part of being a ninja as who knows what could happen out on the field. Activating the Byakugan, Neji had a look at Naruto. Normally he was abjectly against using the Byakugan to look beneath clothing, but in this case, Naruto needed help and a quick look would be enough to establish her knowledge on the subject. Naruto reacted as he expected and shrieked.

"STOP LOOKING YOU PERVE!"

Kiba slapped his hands against his ears and let out a whimper. "Naruto, please! Your voice is even more shrill being a girl! Quiet down!"

Naruto huffed and crossed her arms over her chest. She relaxed a bit when Neji deactivated Byakugan. "I wouldn't have to if Neji didn't want to slip a peak at me!"

Neji sighed at the loud blond. "Honestly Naruto... It's against my principles to simply look under peoples clothes for my own satisfaction. I was looking at you to see exactly how much you know. Physically you have the girl thing down pat. If I didn't have these eyes, I would have been fooled."

Kiba looked across at Naruto with a hint of jealousy. "Dude... have you actually ever seen a chick naked?"

Naruto shook her head. "Nah, don't think so. But with two sensei's that are the biggest and boldest perverts in all of Konoha, it's kinda hard not to know what a naked chick looks like."

Neji nodded in understanding. "So that's how you got it so perfect. Understandable. As for the insides though... Naruto, you said you know sex 'makes' babies. Can you tell me what it is exactly and where the babies come from?"

Naruto narrowed her eyes and began thinking deeply. "Right... sex makes babies and so the babies come from somewhere. The stork brings the babies, so there must be a production plant somewhere that makes them to give to the parents... Seeming the stork is the messenger, it must also be like a postman or something so sex must be the currency used to pay for the new baby!"

Naruto looked up in glee at the revelation. "Wow, I never thought I'd work something like that out! Thanks Neji!"

Both Neji and Kiba had blank looks on their faces as they struggled to comprehend what they had just heard.

"Your... your being serious, hey Naruto."

Naruto nodded. "Yup!"

Kiba looked up at Neji. "Statement from before holds true."

Oblivious to their surprise, Naruto started grabbing at the air. "Hey Neji, can I have that shirt now?"

Neji looked over at the blond girl and shook his head. He tossed the happy girl his cousin's shirt and turned his back to the stripping blond. "This is going to scar... ok Naruto, this is the real way babies are made."

XxXxXxX

A/N – hey guys. Sorry it's been such a long wait. Hopefully it won't as long between updates for the next chapter. Anyway, Like my little bit at the top, reviews are always appreciated. Don't be afraid!

Lanky Nathan