Ok people. I officially over tafe and it has only been a month. I know you probably don't care but I'm gona rant to you anyway.

Basically there are 2 sections to my tafe. Print based and Web based graphic design. Now, I love web based simply because of the things possible with it. So guess which one is most predominant in my final semester? Yup, print. Honestly, I know it's important but it's so damn boring! I really wish there was more animation and stuff like that but nooo... *sigh* ah well.

If you read that, you just wasted several moments of your life on my own pitiful one. Sorry peeps. If you skipped it, you just saved yourself a sob story and now can get on with this long overdue chapter quicker.

Enjoy

Chapter 11

Naruto had the dirtiest pout on he could possibly muster. The reason for his extreme displeasure was the blond Hokage before him giggling furiously into her hands in a massively failed attempt to hide her mirth from the boy.

You see, Naruto had come to her with a serious problem he wanted to see fixed in a calm, collected and above all, adult manner. What he got was a lady old enough to be his grandmother barely being able to maintain bladder control.

"Damn it Baa-chan, stop laughing! It's not funny!"

Tsunade let out a very unladylike snort and sniffed up an escaping snot dribble. "Oh yes, I completely understand. We really must do something about this. Having Lee and Gai as fan boys really is a troublesome predicament!"

Instantly falling back into peals of joyous laughter, Naruto ground his teeth together, storing this in his memory for a well deserved prank down the line.

"Come on Baa-chan, let it up already! Seriously, I wana see this fixed! Can you ever say you've been hit on by a pair of hyperactive fitness freaks?"

Tsunade stuck her tongue out and wiped away a tear. "No, can't say I can there Naruto. It must be a strange experience having someone with a man-crush on you."

Naruto stomped his foot. "ENOUGH WITH THE GAY JOKES! Or else I find you a few fan-girls of your own!"

Tsunade waved a hand at him. "While gross, it doesn't have the same humour so don't bother."

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Depends from what angle you're looking at it from."

Tsunade shrugged. "Meh, do you worst."

Naruto's eyes thinned evilly. "I plan to."

Ignoring the threat, Tsunade carried on. "Anyway, so you want a restraining order placed on Lee and Gai, correct?"

"Not want Baa-chan, need! Life is one consistent fear with them around!"

Tsunade raised a curious eyebrow. "Need? Naruto, this is Gai and Lee. While strange, they would never hurt a fly... a friend fly atleast."

Naruto shook his head in terror. "You obviously haven't been subjected to one of their 'youth' moments then." Naruto shuddered. "It is easily one of the scariest things I have ever witnessed."

Tsunade nodded sagely. "From what I've heard, one of the very few genjutsu's that actually managed to bring down Yuuhi Kurenai. I'm impressed."

Naruto's eyes widened. "It even brought down Kurenai-sensei? And I lived through it... I must be immortal..."

A thump to his head brought him to the ground and back to his senses. "No, you most definitely are not Naruto. You're just durable."

She then handed his a piece of paper. "Take this to Shizune. She'll see to it that it gets filed and the green duo are notified about it."

Rubbing his head, he gave the old lady a smile. "Well, thanks. Looks like you came around after all!"

He dodged the flying stapler and sent the Hokage a cheery wave before trotting out the door.

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Naruto left Shizune's room in a huff. Having read what was being lodged, the brunette instantly burst into peals of laughter before shooing him back out to see Tsunade again. Her high pitched chortle followed Naruto the whole way back to Tsunade's room and with a satisfied slam of the door, finally stopped the noise. Huffing lightly, he turned back to face the older lady and grunted at her. Hearing the noise, Tsunade looked up happily.

"Good. I was hoping you would still be a boy. Right, time for the second round of tests."

She dragged out the ultrasound again and pointed at her desk. "Sit."

Naruto did as instructed and crossed his arms, still very unhappy at being laughed at so much. "Shirt off."

Naruto looked up at her. "But why? You're just gona scan my tummy again yeah? I didn't need to take my shirt off last time."

Tsunade just pointed at his top. "Off! I'm gona be scanning up over your chest this time so you need to be topless."

Grumbling, Naruto complied and tossed the shirt to the ground. "Now what?"

"Now you be quiet and go into your little box of nothing while I study you for a bit."

"But – "

"NOW."

Grumbling again, Naruto quickly turned off. Sighing happily at the quiet, Tsunade set to work. Quickly lathering up his torso, Tsunade set to scanning him. As she expected, he had no remnants of anything female to be found.

'What the hell is causing this? This kind of total transformation is unheard of. It's a shame he doesn't have control over this as it could be a fantastic infiltration technique.'

Looking up at the vacant eyed boy, a smile tugged the corners of her mouth. Looking back down at his tummy, she poked the probe into his belly button.

"Naruto, channel some chakra, would you?"

She got a lazy grunt and a light blue haze encompassed the boy. Watching the screen, she sighed as nothing happened. What she needed was for Naruto to swap genders there so she could record the results. Looking up, she decided she could risk it.

"Say Naruto, would you please use your Orike no Jutsu for me?"

Naruto came back from his box and looked at her. "Huh? Why?"

Tsunade waved the probe around. "I want to see what happens inside you when you change."

Naruto nodded and formed the seal. He then paused though, and began looking around.

"Hold up, I just wana grab my shirt."

Tsunade pushed him back down. "No, still no shirt. I need to see everything."

The two blonds locked eyes for a moment and silence reigned supreme.

"Tsunade Baa-chan's a pervert."

Eye twitching, the lady slammed a hand down on the solid desk. "Now listen here you little brat, if I wanted to be going and peeking at boobs, you don't think that I wouldn't just go down to the baths?"

Naruto shook his head. "Everyone knows you stopped going to the public baths for fear of Ero-Sennin getting his leach on."

Tsunade growled and grabbed a handful of her own chest. "Well why would I want to look at your flat chest then anyway? I got more here than you could ever create."

Naruto shrugged. "Everyone knows looking at yourself isn't the same. And at your age, I wouldn't put it past you to hunt down fresh eye candy."

Tsunade gasped indignantly. "What? What the hell have you been drinking to go and start thinking that stuff? Seriously, has someone been telling you things?"

She then smacked the top of his head. "AND I'M NOT OLD!"

Growling, Naruto rubbed the sore spot. "Whatever. You can't fool me. I seen you checkin' out Shizune-neechan."

Now, at that previously mentioned time, Shizune had dropped something onto her top and had stained her front, so Tsunade was trying to discretely work out what it was so she could tease her about it later. Try telling that to Naruto now though.

"Damnit brat that is totally out of context!"

Naruto looked at her suspiciously. "That's what everyone says when they get caught doing something pervy."

Growling, Tsunade pushed Naruto down onto his back and glared at him, lacing it with a mild dose of killing intent. "You listen up you little rug rat. The only reason I haven't thrown you into the forest of death from here is because I need to find out what is going on with your body when it changes. Being a doctor means I have to look at rude bits from time to time. You should be thanking your lucky stars I didn't order a gynaecology assessment for you!"

Naruto looked at her curiously. "Gynae...cology?"

Tsunade leaned in with an evil gleam in her eye. "Yeah. It means an assessment of – " She flicked her eyes down to Naruto's crotch and back up again. " – down there. While you're a girl."

Naruto swallowed.

"And you wana know the worst bit?"

Naruto shook his head.

"They go inside for the inspection."

"NOOOOOOO!"

Instantly curling up in a ball, Naruto cupped his hands lower than usual and started crying.

"No, no, no I don't want one! I don't wana!"

Smoothing him out on the desk, Tsunade held him flat, one hand on his chest, the other on his legs. "Well, do as I say or else."

Without a second warning, her hands disappeared into a cloud of smoke and a soft bump appeared under her hand.

"Good boy Naruto. That's what I wanted."

When the smoke cleared, she was felled with the power of the horrified gaze that hit her.

"YOU SO ARE A PERVERT!"

Realising that what she said coupled with where her hand was could lead to some very unwanted reactions; she did the only thing a Hokage could do. Just as Naruto was about to scream again, she tapped the girls skull and instantly knocked her out. Sighing in relief, Tsunade then got to work on the finally silent girl before her.

Quickly running the scanner up over Naruto's breasts, Tsunade frowned. 'Instantaneous transformation. The breast tissue is all fully formed and functional, assuming it was needed. It's like she was never a boy."

Quickly grabbing a syringe, she drained a small amount of blood from her patient and bottled it. 'That will see just how far this transformation affects her, if it's just physical or actually a genetic change.'

Moving down to Naruto's lower stomach, Tsunade frowned at the screen. 'Yup, the beginnings of female internals. Not all there, but if the rate of complete transformation is to be judged, Naruto will be a full girl by tomorrow. Good thing Jiraiya will be here then... I think..."

Packing up the device, Tsunade then threw Naruto's jacket back on her and then splashed her face with the nearest liquid.

"YUCKY!"

Instantly rubbing the burning sake from her face, Naruto eventually looked up at the Hokage with badly blood shot eyes.

"What was that for?"

Tsunade shrugged. "You know I never have water in here and that sake was old and needing to be thrown at someone anyway."

Grumbling to herself, Naruto pulled her top back on. "Thanks for nothing Ero-Baa-chan."

"Eh?"

"Nothing..."

"Good."

Tsunade then returned to her chair and sat down with a sigh. "Ok Naruto, you can change back into a boy now."

Nodding, the girl clasped her hands and concentrated. Nothing happened. She then looked at the older lady.

"Nothing happened."

Frowning, Tsunade bit her lip. 'That cannot be good. Very not good."

She looked back up at Naruto. "Ok, I think I know what is happening. Whatever it is that has taken control of your jutsu is actually changing you into a girl. Permanently I fear."

Naruto's eyes doubled in size and she opened her mouth for a powerful scream. "I DON'T WANA BE A GIRL! TSUNADE BAA-CHAN, HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Naruto was quickly decked with a harsh slap across the back of her head.

"Shut up Naruto, I was getting to that. When I just checked you, you were more a girl than when I checked you last. I think you using chakra has something to do with speeding up the process too. So until Jiraiya gets back, I order you not to use any chakra at all. You follow that order, or you turn into a girl faster. It's easy as that."

Hanging her head, Naruto sighed. Why did this stuff always have to happen to him... her? Nodding her understanding, she slowly got up and trudged towards the door. Having pity on the troubled youth, Tsunade called out to her.

"Here, have a free ramen coupon. I know you're doing it tough so go spoil yourself."

Smiling a bit, Naruto took the ticket and gave the Hokage a little wave. "Thanks Baa-chan. I'll do that."

Closing the door behind her, Tsunade began biting on her nail. Naruto was NEVER that subdued about free ramen so this must be really affecting her. Leaning back into her chair, the blond looked over backwards and out the window.

"Jiraiya, you better get back here quickly. Naruto's in a bit of trouble."

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A/N – yeah, kinda serious update, I know. But never fear, more humour will return next chapter!

I'd also like to thank everyone for the reviews. They really make my day. Anyway, that's me out. Hopefully the next chapter isn't so damn far away. Until then my loyal fans!

Lanky Nathan