Wow just finished watching a bunch of 'world's greatest freakout' parodies and I gotta say I nearly died. The Kirby remix was the best. My tummy hurts from laughing.

Chapter 15

Today was a dangerous day. Word had spread throughout the city that of all the days of the year, this was going to prove to be the most hazardous. Gossip rapidly enhanced these stories to the point that everyone, even the ninja of the village, were taking a look over their shoulder to make sure they weren't being followed. Normally such a powerful village as this didn't have anything to fear as it could easily dispatch any enemies that tried attacking. However, when the threat is from within, from its own very members, that is when true panic can be assured.

The reason for this was because two particularly heinous individuals had been spotted walking side by side down the main street until they disappeared into the shadows of Konoha. This day had always been feared but had never actually happened until now. Some even went as far to say it was pre-destined. The union of the two most despised figures of Konoha.

Uzumaki Naruto and Mitarashi Anko.

One can only begin to speculate on the horrific destruction those two could unleash on the innocent people. Why even now, they could very well be plotting the downfall of Konohagakure...

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"But Anko-chan! I still didn't get that other bowl of ramen! I wana go back!"

"Shut up! We're not going back and that's final! Besides, ramen sucks anyway."

"No, ramen is only the greatest food of – "

"I swear, you say that ONE more time and I will gut you, season you and then feed you to my snakes."

"You're just jealous Kurenai-sensei didn't buy you dango!"

"I don't need sympathy food when I can afford it myself, orphan."

"... you're so jealous."

"Pfft, am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

Now nose to nose, the two glared each other down until Anko smiled. She then flicked his head hard and made Naruto stumble backwards, crying out in pain.

"OW! What the hell? Just because you can't take the truth you go all violent!"

Anko just shrugged. "Maybe, but it makes me feel better anyhow."

She grinned wider as she saw Naruto lining her up for a tackle. "Ah-ah! Didn't the Hokage specifically tell you not to train?"

Growling, Naruto paused. Some form of conversation went on within his head and then he charged. Totally catching Anko off guard, he head butted her square in the gut, knocking her back into the wall with a loud "Oof!" Looking at the blond in annoyance, she marched up to him and picked him up clean off his feet.

"What was that? You're not supposed to attack people you little dropkick! Tsunade told you you couldn't!"

Naruto just stuck his tongue out at her as far as he could. "I'm not meant to train. Getting even with you isn't counted. Besides, I still want my ramen!"

Anko shook him like a doll. "You're not going back! You are coming with me, we are going to embarrass the hell out of a bunch of people and you are going to enjoy it!"

Slightly dazed from the shake, he looked up at Anko questioningly. "What? Is that why you brought me out here?"

Anko rolled her eyes. "Na-durrr. Of course that's the reason. What else were you thinking?"

Naruto's eyes lit up. "I thought you were gona show me how you took out Kurenai-sensei!"

Anko chuckled. "Oh, that. That's an advanced technique. I'll tell you later."

Naruto giggled happily. That was gona be a keeper. That quickly reminded him of something else though.

"Wait, so what was that girl on girl thing you said?"

Anko dropped Naruto and started walking along. "Um, how do I say this... you remember that porno Tsunade-sama showed you?"

Naruto dusted himself down and ran after her. "Yup. It was a pretty intense show."

Anko grinned. "Well, just imagine that with only chicks."

Naruto stopped walking. "Huh? Why would they do that? That's totally pointless."

Anko looked at him in surprise. "Are you for real?"

Naruto squinted up at her. "Uh... yeah? You need a guy and a girl to make the baby. Two girls... that's just weird. And again, pointless."

Anko whistled in surprise. "Well I'll be. You have gotta be one of the few guys in all of Konoha who don't like that kinda stuff."

Naruto shrugged. "Well then, they're all weird too."

Anko raised an eyebrow. "Are you by chance gay?"

Naruto sent her a weird look. "Uh, not sure how this relates to the topic but yeah, I'm happy most of the time."

Anko shook her head. "Never mind. Anyway, onto the real reason we're here."

Naruto instantly brightened. "Yeah, to embarrass people and stuff!" He then frowned. "But how are we gona do that?"

Anko shrugged. "I duno. We'll work something out. I mean, you're the biggest prankster the village has ever seen and I'm me."

"Ah."

*Bamph*

Anko grinned. "So many more possibilities just appeared."

Naruto sighed. "Yeah. Damn thing."

Leaning in, Anko took a closer look at Naruto. "Wow, you really are a stunner aren't you? It's a surprise you don't have more boys after you!"

Naruto shuddered. "No thanks. Having Lee chasing my tail is plenty enough. On that note though, could you please tell me when they're close so I can hide?"

Anko smiled sweetly with fingers crossed behind her back. "Sure! Now, to liven up this dull community. Naruto, if you would follow me?"

The girl hopped happily into step with the older woman, quite ready to unleash a world of orange upon the people.

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The following few hours proceeded to be highly productive. All forms of pranks and set ups were placed, ranging from the classic bucket full of water on the door right through to the 'Thanks for last night...' letters dropped off in random letterboxes.

One particular prank that Anko was especially proud of was when she convinced Naruto to go and hug a random woman from behind and tell her how much she loved her. The simplicity of it was pure gold as from there the prank matured itself. Hiding on a roof, the two ninja struggled to keep their voices down as the woman blushed deeply and her husband was left unconscious by the apparent revelation. When he came to, a loud shouting session resulted, the man expressed his interest, the woman voiced her disapproval, several colourful words were exchanged and they then fell into a tangled mess of adults making out. Not exactly what Anko and Naruto predicted but hey, it was funny.

Naruto then spotted Hinata and grinned. "Hey Anko... watch this."

Wondering what he was going to do, she hunkered down and prepared for the show. Landing behind Hinata, Naruto gave her a tap on the shoulder and moved around behind the girl as she turned.

"Hey Hinata!"

Squealing in surprise, the girl spun around. "N-Naruto-kun! W-where did you come from?"

Naruto smiled. "Behind you. Hey, what were you looking at?"

Hinata turned slightly. "Someone tapped my shoulder so I thought..."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Oh, is that them?"

"Where?"

Turning, she saw Naruto in the exact same pose looking away from her. "So, is that them?"

"Wha...?"

Turning back, she looked over her shoulder again. Seeing no one, she turned back to see no one there.

"Oh, must have missed them. Oh well."

Squealing again, Hinata whipped around to face Naruto. "Naruto-kun! What the-"

"Hmm? What's wrong Hinata-chan?"

She pointed behind herself. "You were just there and now you're here!"

Naruto shook her head. "Nope, I've been here the whole time. Are you ok?"

Hinata looked behind herself, her eyes wide. "B-but I just saw you standing there!"

Turning back, she found no one.

"Well of course Hinata-chan. I've been here the whole time!"

Spinning back around, she saw Naruto looking at her strangely. Holding her head in her hands, Hinata moaned. "Naruto-kun please, this is hurting my head!"

Naruto just cocked her head at the girl, internally grinning.

Anko however was having a right laugh at Naruto making use of a simple well placed clone and damn good timing to confuse the hell out of the poor girl. This continued on for a few more moments until Hinata politely excused herself before running away to find someone to check her sanity with.

Jumping back up, Naruto sent Anko a proud grin. "It's the simple stuff that works so well."

Anko nodded in agreement. "For sure! What next..."

Upon looking around, Anko spied a certain best friend of hers that was always good for the tail end of a practical joke. Grinning, she leapt down to greet Kurenai.

"How's it goin! I see you woke up?"

Kurenai growled at her 'friend'. "I ort to lock you up in my worst technique after that stunt. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was for me to wake up to a restaurant filled with all sorts of people drooling on me?"

Anko grinned. "Yup, happens to me all the time. It's called alcohol. Say it with me, al-co-hol. It's up there with you as my best friend! I should introduce you two sometime."

Kurenai snorted. "No thanks. I'd prefer to keep my mind, especially when I'm around you."

Anko sidled up close to the frowning Jounin. "Oh come now Nai-baby... don't be like that. I'm just helping you lighten up."

Not amused, Kurenai gave Anko a hefty shove and sent her stumbling backwards. Hearing a thump, the two Jounin looked over. Kurenai raised an eyebrow and Anko smirked. Good to see Naruto getting involved. The blond ran over and helped the taller lady out of the dirt she fell into. What caught Anko's attention though was the large amount of cleavage that was mere centimetres away from her face. Taking another look, she saw that Naruto had gone and (from who knows where) managed to get her hands onto some of the sexiest clothing Anko had ever seen, and that was saying a lot.

Her feet were covered with incredibly pointy high heels that only seemed to make her already infinite legs longer. A tiny mini skirt hung around her waist that was cut up the sides, revealing even more luscious leg than normal. A strange top that barely maintained modesty was covering her chest. The back was cut out, revealing that the girl was wearing no bra. Her face was also ever so tainted with the mildest hint of makeup and her hair was let out, the long silky locks cascading down and around her face like the most beautiful of waterfalls. All in all Anko had never seen a more alluring girl in all her years and was thoroughly impressed.

Looking over, she saw a highly unimpressed woman staring at them, arms crossed. While being classed as a one of the top fighters in all of Konoha, Anko knew her chances of holding up against a raging Kurenai was slim.

'Whatever you're planning Naruto, I sure hope it's good. Cause this could get ugly."

Naruto, seeing the look in her companion's eye, simply sent her a crafty wink and spun around sharply.

"My, you must be Yuuhi Kurenai! I've heard all about you!"

Anko's eyes widened at the adorable squeaky voice that the blond let out. It sounded even more ditzy than that Ino chick was! Watching Naruto rush up to a suspicious Kurenai, Anko bit her lip in apprehension. This could be awesome, or it could be disaster.

Holding her hand out, Naruto's wide eyes gleamed up at Kurenai in awe. "You are the Illusion Mistress of Konoha yeah? I have always wanted to meet you! Anko-chan there is always telling me about your amazing illusions and stuff. Seriously, you're like, my total idol! Imagine being able to hide all those nasty pimples and things like that with a wave of your hand! You're so incredibly awesome it's like, unreal!"

Kurenai looked down at the girl in distaste. Taking the girls hand like it was a old hanky, she shook it once before quickly letting go.

"Really. And you are...?"

Naruto gasped. "Oh, I totally forgot! I'm Anko's little cousin from the other side of the fire country."

Kurenai raised an incredulous eyebrow and Anko fought the urge to facepalm. Seriously, everyone in Konoha knew she had no relatives. That had to be the worst cover ever.

Kurenai of course, saw straight through it. "Honestly Naruto, you could have tried harder than that. I know everything about Anko there is to know and that was a terrible effort I must say." Her eyes then hardened. "But as for using this disgusting form of yours on me. Well, let's just say I am not at all impressed."

Bringing her hands up, she focused her chakra. "Believe me when I say after this, you will never want to use this form ever again."

"KAI!"

*pop*

Anko sweat-dropped as she resisted the urge to shake her head. That's it, game over. Now both of them will get Kurenai's wrath and then, Naruto will get the life beaten out of him by Anko, assuming they survive. Looking up, she sighed as the smoke cleared. What she saw though was unexpected.

Naruto, still fully female, was now fully nude.

The whole world seemed to grind to a halt as every set of eyes within range tuned into the stunning body glowing in the afternoon sun. The perfect curves... the immaculate legs... the firm stomach... the ever so perky breasts...

"EEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Windows shattered as Naruto's shrill voice reached pitches that had the Inuzuka dogs howling in the distance in pain.

"YOU PERVERT!"

Kurenai instantly went shock red, unbelief displayed across her face. "T-there's no way... you are... but what... you're n-not Naruto?"

The girl just curled her legs together and wrapped her hands over her chest and screamed again. Kurenai held her hands out and looked around in fear. Every single one of these people saw her dispel this girls clothing. There was no escaping this. No escaping...

Thump.

Naruto looked down at Kurenai. The Jounin sensei now lay in a heap at the blonds feet, unconscious for a second time that day. Smiling brightly, Naruto ignored the stares and snapped her fingers. In a small puff, she was now covered in more decent clothes. Turning, she looked at Anko and threw her the victory sign.

"Woo! Chalk one up to me again!"

Nothing happened for a moment until a gut busting laughter ripped through the streets. Collapsing into the dirt, Anko held her sides until she was sure she was going to die. This continued on for several more minutes until she finally managed to get herself under control. During that time, Naruto had managed to glare the civilians away, staring at them until they were too uncomfortable to watch any longer.

Feeling a solid hand land on her shoulder, Naruto looked up. Anko was still chuckling, a hand wiping away several tears that were still falling. Giving her shoulder a squeeze, Anko shook her head.

"Seriously, that was the greatest thing I have ever seen. I was certain we were gona be dead but then that... outstanding! But how did you not dispel?"

Naruto grinned up at Anko and cupped a handful of her own boobs. "Can't dispel what's real."

Anko's eyebrows raised in surprise. "Wow, that's an honest to goodness transformation? Damn, you are so gona have to show me how to do that!"

Naruto smiled. "I'll trade ya then! You tell me how you took down Kurenai-sensei and I'll show you this."

Anko shook her head. "No need there squirt. You just did that times ten." She wiped away a fake tear. "I'm so proud!"

Naruto beamed up at her happily before looking down at the fallen woman. "So what will we do with sensei?"

Anko hoisted the woman onto a shoulder and motioned for Naruto to follow her. "We'll take her back to my place. Can't just leave her in the dirt."

Naruto nodded and trotted along beside the taller lady. Anko rested a hand on Naruto's head as they walked and let out another small laugh.

"You know what kid? You ain't too bad. Not too bad at all."

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A/N – I really wanted to get this out tonight and well, here you go. Not too sure how this one went either. Not as happy as I could be with it but I suppose me being 100% happy with myself is a rare occurrence in itself.

Question! I'm still undecided on this so I'll ask my faithful readers. What do you think, should I do another chapter of pranks and stuff or get on with it?

Anyway, hope you liked the chapter and I really hope it brought a smile to your face. =)

Laters!

Lanky Nathan