Alright! Last chapter I set a little open ended challenge to everyone to see who could guess the ending to the story. Well, Inuyonas sat down, had a thought and worked it out. In the process, he gets a prize of his choice, whether it be a drawing, story or whatever, so long as it's internetable. So congrats Inuyonas!

Anyone else who wants a guess is more than welcome though and the little comp is still open for those interested.

But yeah. Story.

Chapter 19

Naruto was striding along happily. Behind him was Jiraiya, grumping away unhappily to himself. The reason being was that Naruto had swapped genders just a short time after they left Tsunade and as such, left the old pervert babysitting something he was not interested in at all. Sighing, he kicked a rock across the road and sighed again. Seeing no reaction, Jiraiya sighed again, louder. And then again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

...

And again.

"DAMNIT YOU OLD PERVERTED FROG STOP SIGHING!"

Dropping his arms weakly, he looked at the boy in distress. "But it's so boring! Can't you change over so I atleast have something sexy to look at while I wait?"

Naruto sent the man a glare. "Why would I? YOU'RE the one who stuck his hand up to follow me around all day. Besides, even if I actually wanted to, I can't. Ever since I lost control, I can't change between boy and girl."

Jiraiya whined and looked at the ground in despair. "Well that's just great. I'm stuck playing sitter for this brat, and he can't even make it worth my while."

Naruto's hackles raised and he pointed a finger at the man. "OI! I'm right here Ero-Sennin! I don't even want you following me! You can't teach me anything right now either so you're completely useless!"

Puffing up indignantly, Jiraiya glared at him. "What are you talking about you ungrateful little whelp? I have years of experience in both battles and relationships that someone like you should be begging to ask me about."

Naruto rolled his eyes. "I hated history enough in academy. I don't wana hear it from you. And as for relationships, what would you know? If I wanted to know how to get a dirty girl for one sleezy night in some skanky love hotel, then yeah, I'd come to you. Till then though, no."

Jiraiya looked away proudly. "So what? It's not like you could do any better. Atleast I can actually get girls."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "And I wana actually remember their names. The only girl you can remember is Tsunade baa-chan and that's because she's been blowing you off for years."

Jiraiya just smiled at him knowingly. "Ah, but it's those ones that blow you off that are worth chasing! I'd follow that woman to the ends of the earth and back if it would get me a date."

Naruto just gave him a dead stare. "So you're openly admitting you have a stalking problem?"

Jiraiya gave him a puzzled look. "What's to declare? It's public knowledge."

Slapping his face, Naruto gave up on ever understanding the old lecher. Taking one last look at him, Naruto just started walking, intent on ignoring him. Shoving his hands in his pockets, said man just began strolling after his little blond charge, whistling an annoying tune. After a while though, it started annoying him as he forgot the rest of the song and ended up whistling a loop so he stopped. Looking around, he started playing a favourite game of his. He liked to call it surprise size. It was just guess the measurements of the hottest girl in sight and then use his amazing ninja talents to find out if he was right.

Meanwhile, Naruto was struggling to concentrate on nothing while the old pervert behind him was muttering away. All he was hearing was little giggles, squeaks and random numbers being emitted at random intervals. Finally having had enough, the blond spun around and glared at the man.

"WHAT are you doing?"

Jiraiya just pointed at a fairly attractive girl. "Chest, 89cm. Waist, 61cm. Hips, 81cm."

He then concentrated for a second before scowling. "Damn. One centimeter out on all. Must be a bad day."

Naruto just looked at him oddly. "You're guessing everyone's measurements?"

Jiraiya gave him a dirty look. "Pfft hell no what do you take me for? I only guess the sexy ladies sizes."

Naruto growled. He then pointed at every girl in the area that he knew Jiraiya would like and listed their sizes.

"Ok, you know them now. Can you please shut up now?"

Jiraiya's eyes widened when he heard that. Looking at the nearest 10 girls, he sent his little frog hopping over and gasped. "You're right! On all of them! How did you do that?"

Naruto just shrugged. "What does it matter? You know the sizes, you can be quiet. Simple."

Jiraiya shook his head. "No, seriously, that is an amazing talent! Tell me, what is Tsunade's sizes?"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Chest, 106cm. Waist, 65cm. Hips, 85cm."

Jiraiya leaned back in surprise. "Do you have any idea how long it took me to get those numbers? How did you get them? Huh?"

Naruto grinned slyly. "Ok Ero-Sennin, how tall am I?"

Jiraiya chuckled. "You mean how short. You're a midget."

For once Naruto didn't arc up. "How tall is Tsunade?"

Jiraiya made a motion about his shoulder height.

"So, with her that tall, and me this tall, where abouts does that put me on her figure?"

Jiraiya had a quick think before his eyes widened. "That is so not fair! It's like a permanent peep show of those lovely breasts!"

Naruto's grin widened. "Not what I was meaning but I knew that's what you'd come up with so sucks to be you. What actually happens is her tag hangs out the back of her shirt all the time and I noticed I happened to guess the right numbers."

Jiraiya desperately tried to hold back the tears at the unfairness of it all. "But how did you even guess in the first place?"

Naruto shrugged again. "I duno. Like I said, I just know."

Jiraiya crossed his arms and huffed. "Well that just makes my day even worse."

Naruto chuckled. "And that just made my day complete."

*Bamph*

Jiraiya looked up and instantly started drooling ferociously. "WHO'S MY GIRL!"

Naruto sighed. "Ok, I take that back. My day sucks now too."

Trying her best to ignore the fapping pervert, Naruto spun around and started running away. "Screw this. I've had enough of him for the moment."

Unfortunately though, Jiraiya instantly appeared in front of Naruto, although with a more normal face on. Taking a few steps back, Naruto raised her fists.

"What, you wana go old man? Come on, I'll pick you apart!"

Jiraiya shook his head and twitched. "Not now Naruto. I need to check that seal."

Naruto eyed him suspiciously as he twitched again. "I don't trust you. You're up to something."

Jiraiya just knelt down. "Look, do you wana be able to train again or not? Now let me see."

Hearing her training being put on the line, Naruto hesitated for a second but then slowly lifted her shirt. Instantly Jiraiya slapped the two seals over Naruto's tummy and checked their placement.

"Mmm... it has definitely moved again. Those swirls are forming something too..."

Looking over her breasts, Naruto tried to see the seal. "Ugg... I hate these boobs. I can't see anything!"

Ever the gentleman, Jiraiya instantly reached out and pushed Naruto's boobs flat. Shrieking, Naruto jumped back and glared at the pervert.

"What the hell? I trust you and you grab my tits?"

Jiraiya shook his head. Seeming he had just got his pervy fix, the twitch stopped. But he wasn't gona tell Naruto that. "No, I was pushing them flat so you could see the seal too."

"Yeah bullcrap. You just wanted to cop a feel! I feel totally violated!"

Frowning slightly, Jiraiya squinted at Naruto. "Uh, sorry to change the subject, but are you feeling ok?"

Looking at the man cautiously, Naruto nodded. "Yeah I'm ok, except for when you groped me."

Jiraiya nodded slowly. "Hmmm. Maybe so, but... something seems different. While I may be Konoha's super pervert, I do notice the little things and your attitude has changed somewhat. Have you been experiencing anything like that lately?"

Looking at him in surprise, Naruto nodded. "Yeah! I actually disowned orange!"

While any other person would just laugh, Jiraiya actually took it seriously. He knew how much the boy loved orange and to actually badmouth the colour was like a taboo to him. So to say that while he was a she...

"Anything else? Had any attraction to the opposite sex?"

Naruto looked at him incredulously. "Well, dur, I am a guy."

Jiraiya slapped his head. "No, I meant while you are girl. Have you had any weird feelings for any guys? Feelings like when you look at Sakura for example."

Naruto went to say something but paused, blushed and then started dry reaching. Jiraiya watched as his student ran and heaved into the bushes beside the road.

"I'll take that as a yes. I can say I'd be doing the same thing too if it was happening to me."

*huck* "I am not attracted to Sasuke. I am not attracted to Shino. I am not attracted to Neji, or Kiba, or any boy for that matter." *huck* "Oh I feel disgusting... What is wrong with me?"

Jiraiya smirked hearing Naruto. "Well, it's just natural for a growing girl to like boys."

Naruto instantly stood up, every hair raised.

"I AM NOT A GIRL!"

Jiraiya chuckled. "At the moment you are. It sure felt like it in any case."

Grabbing her chest, Naruto growled. "So you DID do it just to cop a feel."

Jiraiya shook his head. "No, not intentionally but it helped prove my point. You are physically a girl and I might press to imagine, becoming a girl mentally too."

Naruto's eyes widened as realisation set in. "No. No, I am a little boy! I'm not a girl! I'm not turning into one! Ero-Sennin I don't wana be a girl!"

Instantly bursting into tears, Naruto ran into a surprised Jiraiya's chest and grabbed a hold of his shirt. Holding his arms up in confusion, the man hesitantly patted Naruto's back.

"Uh... there, there Naruto. You're not a girl. Well, actually you are but – "

He was cut off as Naruto let out a wail when she heard that.

"BUT, when you are a boy, you are a boy. Not a sign of girliness present. Did you hear me?"

Sobbing into his shirt a couple of times, Naruto nodded. "So what's happening to me?"

Jiraiya sighed and scratched the back of his head. "I wish I knew kid. Anyhow, let's see that seal again. See if I can't work anything out for you yeah?"

Nodding shyly, Naruto listed her shirt timidly and let Jiraiya lift the seals up.

'I'm so glad I only have to deal with this for half a day. Sucks for Tsunade who's got her all tonight.'

Seeing a hopeful Naruto peaking over the top of her breasts, Jiraiya sighed. Time for a white lie. "Hmm... well, it seems like this swirl here is indicating a mental change. It's only just appeared though so that may be what's causing it. Once the seal right's itself though, this will disappear and you'll be back to normal."

Squealing happily, Naruto clapped. "Woo! Guy power!"

Jiraiya looked around and saw a few bystanders give him a seedy look when Naruto cried out. Coughing, the man just ignored the displeased stares and continued checking the seal. Stares like that would do nothing to him. The levels of embarrassment he had had endured on his travels would be enough to kill any of these mortals.

*Bamph*

Coughing, the duo waved the smoke away.

*cough* "Perfect timing!" *cough, cough* "Let's see if anything changed." *Achoo!*

When it cleared, Jiraiya wiped the snot off Naruto's belly and looked at the seal. "It progressed further. Naruto, I'm not sure what's going on but I think you really need to come with me back to see Tsunade."

Looking down at his stomach, Naruto frowned. The seal had definitely grown and was now looking like a sideways egg.

"Yeah... I guess so. That's the fastest I've ever changed back from girl to boy too."

Nodding grimly, Jiraiya stood up. "Right. Back to the Hokage."

Picking Naruto up, he jumped off to the protests of the boy.

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Jumping in through the window, a bored Tsunade looked up from her paper work. "Back so soon?"

Dropping Naruto onto his head, Jiraiya nodded. "Yup. The seal is starting to deform at a faster rate than before. It's now the shape of an egg."

Pulling the boy to his feet, Jiraiya showed Tsunade the seal. "Now, no matter what kind of seal you're using, it is always symmetrical. Symmetry is the key to making a good seal work."

Tsunade nodded. "Yeah, I already know that. So why's Naruto's an egg? How is it working?"

Jiraiya then just stood back up scratching his head. "That's what I don't get. I have never seen anything like this and I have no explanation as to why it's happening. I don't even know why the seal is still actually working. For all intents and purposes, the second the seal started growing, Konoha should have been levelled by the Kyuubi breaking free."

Naruto and Tsunade instantly stiffened when they heard this.

"So what the fox is gona break out of me?"

Seeing the boy beginning to panic, Jiraiya placed a calming hand on his head. "No, no, no. If that was to happen, it would have already have happened ages ago. Besides, have you heard anything from it lately?"

Naruto shook his head slowly. "Nothing more than the spikes of chakra it gives off when I change."

"Yoki. But yeah, you see? Nothing has changed, everything is ok. The seals just disfigured, that's all. Ok?"

Naruto sighed. "But that's what's so freaky! Everyone should be dead now... I don't know what's going on! I wish I never invented the stupid Oiroke no Jutsu."

Inhaling sharply, Jiraiya waved his hands in front of Naruto's face. "Hey, hey, not so hasty! It is a brilliant diversionary jutsu that even took down the previous Hokage yeah?"

Pausing a moment, Naruto relented. "Yeah, I s'pose you're right."

Sighing in relief, Jiraiya turned back to face Tsunade. "Anyhow, I recommend that someone stays with the boy until whatever this is climaxes. I don't know what to expect so hanging around with him would be best until then."

Nodding in agreement, Tsunade looked up at her old team mate. "If that's the case, can you look after him for the rest of the day? I really can't with all this crap lying around."

She motioned to the mini Everest of paperwork.

"But tonight, I suppose I can look after him. I really don't want Naruto exposed to your sleeze any more than necessary."

Puffing up, Jiraiya thumbed in Naruto's direction. "I was planning to drop you with him tonight anyway. I have... things to do. Oh, and girl or boy, he is my student and I won't be doing anything dirty to corrupt his mind."

Tsunade rolled her eyes. "Yeah, and I hate gambling. Now get out and don't bother me until five unless it's urgent."

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A/N – Ever had one of those moments where you just get into this epic typing mood and BAM you pump out a bajillian words in under an hour? Yeah, I just totally had that. Was good too! Rather happy where this is going. PLOT DEVELOPMENT!

I also gotta say, I don't actually know Tsunade's sizes, save for her bust. I tried finding it but the only listing was for her boobs. If anyone knows them, just leave them in a review and I'll change it over =)

But yeah, see ya's next chapter.

Kthxluvyasbye

Lanky Nathan