NEVER SEND A BAND TO CATCH A VAMPIRE
Corey: What in the name of zebus are you doing, dude?
Edward: setting very complicated looking trap in the middle of the room This is something Jasper came up with a few days ago. Since we had some hyper rock stars and some equally hyper va- people in the house, we had to have some sort of plan for if things were to break down.
Jim: I didn't understand one word of that.
Roy: Weird guy make fancy trap to catch family and/or weird guests.
Edward: Exactly.
Emmett: And I thought I was slow...
Corey: HEY!
Jim: What'dy we do now?
Edward: rubbing hands together evilly We wait.
Hours later...
Tom: Look it.
Georg (HAHA TORG!): Should we?
Tom: Does it look like a trap to you?
Georg: Skittle sitting randomly in the middle of a room looks kinda odd.
Tom: Whatever.
Moments later...
Tom & Georg: AH!
Edward: Two down, two to go.
Tom: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!
Corey: We just did.
Tom: Grrr.
Meanwhile...
Bill: Shiny!
Bella: Got him!
Bill: HOW IN THE NAME OF JEBUS DID YOU GET A CAGE IN HERE!
Alice: We're vam-, uhh, hunters! Yeah.
Bella: Nice save sister.
Nessie: MOM!
Bella: Hi honey! Be a dear and go get momma's blowtorch!
Bill: O_O
Nessie: No! Can we not solve this with a rational-
CRASH!
Bella: That is why we cannot solve this with a rational conversation. Now, can you please get the blowtorch!
Nessie: Uhh, why?
Bill: How bout if I promise to come along quietly?
Nessie: Yeah mom!
Bella: Fine!
Alice: NO! I wanna torture someone!
Nessie: Auntie Alice...
Alice: Fine.
And it continues...
A/N: I know this SUCKED a bit, especially at the end, but I'm trying to work outta my rut guys so stick with me!