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Chapter 25

Loud calls and laughter forewarned of the trio that literally exploded into the streets. A hapless fence was sent into a house in splinters as a powerful fist was thrust through it. Most of the populace just decided that this was too much for one morning and went back inside after that. The ones that decided to brave it though were then treated to the sight of one blond boy in an unsightly orange track suit bounding down the street, followed by an equally blond girl in nothing but a t-shirt and undies and a very exasperated brunette kunoichi desperately chasing after them. Those few left quickly decided then that bed was calling and swiftly shuffled back inside to avoid anything else unpleasant. Ignorance is bliss after all.

Completely unaware of this, Naruto and Naruko continued to whoop and shout as they raced towards an unprepared Ichiraku's.

"Oi! Wait up would you? Naruko! Don't you think you should get some pants atleast before food?"

Naruko just giggled gaily and skipped across a few tables. "And miss out on valuable ramen time? I think not! Food first, clothes later."

Naruto hollered his resounding agreement and cart wheeled along the walls. "You got it Nee-chan! Noise game, GO!"

Instantly taking up the cue, Naruto and Naruko began screaming out "RAMEN!" on every alternate second. Groaning, Tenten plugged her ears and tried to keep up with the two.

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Sasuke was having a slow morning. Kakashi had been even more slack than usual since Naruto had been put on suspended duty and as such, training was at a near standstill. It was frustrating, but had its up points. The fact he actually got to go out and buy groceries was one of them. Usually he was too spent after a day of gruelling training to buy anything other than a few instant meals. So he decided to take advantage of the moment and get out early morning before any of his raging stalker/fangirls could corner him. He wasn't more than a few steps into the main street though that his breathing hitched as his ears picked up the repeated screams of 'ramen'.

Glancing at the nearest hiding hole, Sasuke quickly weighed up that swallowing his pride for a minute or two and hiding down a smelly alleyway was a far greater positive than being caught by that. Diving into it, he shuffled as far into it as possible and waited.

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The twins barrelled down the street merrily, noise not decreasing in the slightest. Tenten was struggling to keep up, despite being their senior. She did not even notice the two of them stop suddenly and sniff at the air. Seeming it was Naruko that was running along the footpath, she collided with the girl and sent the both of them sprawling. Rolling back to her feet, Tenten looked at the girl.

"What are you doing now?"

Naruko jumped up and dusted herself down. Looking back the way they came, Naruko failed to note her shirt had hiked up somewhat, leaving Tenten to dash forward and pull it down for her, less she be done for indecent exposure.

Naruto didn't notice any of this and just called out to his sister. "Hey! Can you smell that? It's a tiny bit like smoke."

Naruko nodded in reply. "Yup. Is it down between those houses?"

Naruto dashed towards it. "I think so. Be back in a sec!"

Tenten looked at the pair with surprised eyes. She couldn't smell a thing. Noise suddenly broke into her thoughts as a wide variety of curses filled the air, along with Naruto chirping happily.

"Naruko! Free breakfast!"

"Huh?"

Totally out of the loop, Tenten just waited curiously for Naruto to re-emerge. Eventually he did, covered in dust and muck and dragging something behind him. When able to see the person, Tenten's eyebrows shot up. It was none other than Sasuke Uchiha. And wasn't he putting up a fight.

"Let me go you cross-dressing transvestite! I have many things to do which specifically do NOT involve you!"

Naruto was not one to be pushed away easily though and dragged him further out from his shelter. "Awww, come on! We have a date for breakfast!"

Struggling harder, Sasuke nearly resorted to biting Naruto's arm. "That just makes me want to get away even more! Homo!"

His movements stopped abruptly as a pair of fine arms entwined themselves around his neck and an ample chest pressed into the side of his head.

"Oh come now Ducky-kuuuun, don't be like that!"

Stiffly looking up, Sasuke saw the pair restraining him. His eyes started widening as panic gripped his chest.

"No. No, no, no, no, no, NO this just has to be that damn dream again! Come on Sasuke, wake up, this is not real!"

Naruko giggled and played with his hair. "What, you dream about us? How sweet!"

Pulling himself free, Sasuke pointed accusingly at them. "Dream? DREAM? You mean my second worst nightmare!"

Naruto looked at him weirdly while Naruko just continued to tease him. "Come on Sasuke, I just want the ramen you promised me."

Sasuke shook his head. "Yes, you. Not you and a clone. What the hell is up with how solid she is too?"

Naruto's eyebrows rose. "Oh, that's right. This isn't a clone. This is my sister!"

Sasuke's face instantly drained of all colour as the pair of blonds before him shared equal grins. "No, impossible. You've been tormenting me with her for a few days atleast. So what is it?"

Naruto frowned slightly. "IT is my sister. And you owe us ramen."

Sasuke looked like he sucked on a salty lemon. "Perhaps, but I only agreed to feed you. No others."

The twins looked at each other, shrugged and crossed their fingers. "Oiroke no Jutsu!"

In a puff of smoke, they swapped places, except now Naruto was wearing an over sized shirt and Naruko was in the orange jumpsuit. Calling out the technique again, there now stood two Naruto's and then again, two Naruko's. Finally puffing back to normality (or so Sasuke thought), the two of them grinned.

"Well then Sasuke, which of us will you feed? We are Naruto, and we are Naruko. We can become one or the other. So... who's who?"

Staring at the two of them, Sasuke struggled to work out this new, highly unpleasant phenomenon. He looked over and saw Tenten staring at them in equal amounts of shock. Sighing, Sasuke realised that it was easier to just suck it up, feed the creature and be done with it. Stuffing his hands into his pockets, Sasuke stomped forward grumpily, his morning thoroughly ruined. The blond pair behind him quickly exchanged winning smiles and ran forward, scooping up a surprised Tenten with a sharp squeal.

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As Sasuke dashed away from the ramen stand, two Naruko's waved goodbye to the fleeing boy, calling out as seductively as possible. Once he was out of ear shot though, Naruto quickly returned to his male state and the pair fell into a giggling heap. Tenten just ignored the duo, opting to focus on eating. Atleast that was a steady consistent in this moment of her life. After being witness to Sasuke's torment by those two, she could hardly remember which was which. The way they swapped identities to fluster the boy was disturbingly brilliant. It was almost like they functioned off one brain. Finishing off her bowl, she thanked Ayame and left the money. Walking from the shop, she patted her tummy and stretched. Looking back at the blond girl, Tenten called to her.

"Naruko! Come on now, we have to get you some clothes. Tsunade-sama's orders!"

"Yup!"

Jumping to their feet, both blonds dusted themselves down for the second time that day and sent Tenten a beaming grin.

"Lead the way! What shops are best to buy in?"

Before Tenten could answer, a harsh shriek sounded out from behind the group.

"I GOT YOU NOW!"

Turning, the three saw an irate Ino charging them down, murder in her eyes. That quickly changed to confusion though as she saw the two Naruto's. Skidding to a stop, she pointed at them.

"Hang on, what are you doing? Which of you are the real Naruto?"

A little confused from the rapid change in moods, Naruto raised his hand. "Uh, I'm the real me. Technically she is too cause she's my sister. But yeah..."

Ino squinted scrutinisingly at Naruko. "So, that means you only just turned up or something?"

Naruko leaned back as Ino invaded her personal space. "Uh... yeah, that's it."

Nodding once, Ino then spun around and smacked Naruto across the back of his head, hard. Instantly on his knees, Naruto didn't even get the time to absorb the full effect of the pain before his ear was screamed off.

"Do you have ANY idea what you left me with when you ditched me the other day? Those were some of the most expensive clothes in the shop you destroyed you klutz! I had to borrow money from daddy to pay it all! Not to mention I now have a bad name within that store you little troll!"

Having said her bit, Ino sighed, straightened and then sent a beautiful smile at a rather startled Naruko. "So, sister! It's lovely to meet you! I didn't realise this dropkick had family. I'm Ino Yamanaka."

Taking the extended hand tentatively, Naruko nodded. "T-thankyou. Uh, we were just about to head off sorry..."

As the town busy-body, such an excuse was rendered void by simple fact that she didn't know who this person was yet.

"Oh, that's ok! I can take time off from training. My sensei is one of the laziest in the village so he wouldn't care if I miss a session. So, where you headed? Why on earth are you only in a shirt too? And how come you look so much like Naruto's female form? Like, seriously, you are identical to her. You sure you're not a clone? Come here let me check!"

Instantly backing away from the forward girl, Naruko struggled to keep the inquisitive hands at bay. "Uh, we were just going shopping and – ah! – this is what I slept in so – don't squeeze my cheek so hard! – that's why I'm in just a shirt and – WOOOO~!"

Naruko instantly cut off in surprise as one of Ino's hands landed on her chest and squeezed.

"Well I'll be! You really are his sister!"

Blushing a very strong red, Naruko rubbed the offended breast. "Well dah! Didn't I just tell you that?"

Ino just smiled. "Yeah, but if you know this guy the way we do, you'll know to double check anything he says. Oh, hi Tenten!"

Tenten sweat-dropped and waved back weakly, a bit put off she was only just noticed. "H-hello, Ino-san."

Jumping forward, she grabbed the brunettes' hands and looked at her excitedly. "So you were going clothes shopping huh? Can I come? I know the best places! Not to be rude or anything but I'm way more girly than you and know more places than you ever could so it makes total sense I should come and help, yeah?"

A frustrated tick went off above Tenten's head, but was already being ignored by the infuriating girl who was fawning over Naruko's shape. Leaving them to themselves, Tenten dropped to her knees and rubbed Naruto's head where he was cradling it.

"Hey, you know we could probably just let Ino and Naruko go and we go back and start warming up, if you want."

Looking up at her with a tear in his eye, Naruto gave his sore spot one more rub. "Ok, think about what you just said, and tell me what's wrong with that."

Quickly going back over it, Tenten understood. "Yeah, that wouldn't be so smart, would it? Poor Naruko-san would come out looking like a dolly and be mentally scarred."

Naruto sighed and stood up. "Right. Now, to try and finish this as qui – "

He was cut off by Naruko's squeal as Ino unexpectedly lifted her shirt up to get a look at her figure. Whistling, Ino nodded, rather impressed.

"Very nice Naruko-chan!"

She was then tackled to the ground by Naruto as he pulled his sisters top down. "What are you doing to her?"

Ino just giggled from beneath the boy and looked up with excited eyes. "After seeing that amazing body, I just KNOW I'll be able to dress her to be an absolute knock out!"

Throwing Naruto off her with little effort, Ino grabbed Naruko's hand and ran off, dragging the distressed girl along behind her.

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"Oh, this is cute! Hmmm, match it with this and... kyaaa, you are adorable!"

"Uh, Ino, we were meant to be getting clothes for Naruko..."

Tenten was currently dressed up in a skirt and top that she otherwise would never have looked twice at. She looked over at the blond pair, both struggling to hold in their laughter. She glared at them before being distracted by Ino probing an interesting area on her body.

"AH! INO! Personal bubble! Watch the hands, too!"

Ino just snorted and continued measuring. "Nonsense. To get the perfect fit, you have to get riiiight up into those nooks and crannies."

Tenten let out a shriek as Ino pushed the measuring tape a long way up her leg. Batting it away, Tenten crossed her knees and held her skirt down, all the while blushing furiously. "H-honestly, Ino-san! This is a bit much! I hardly know you! Besides, we are here for Naruko, not me. Tsunade-sama's orders!"

Looking up with curious eyes, Ino paused. "Lady Tsunade?"

Tenten nodded. She noticed the twins were still laughing at her, so she quickly thought of a little payback.

"Besides, why dress up me? Naruko needs it more and what with Naruto being able to transform into an identical replica, you can try out twice as many outfits at once!"

The laughter stopped instantly as Ino whirled around, stars in her eyes. "So TRUE! Naruto! Woman! Now!"

Pausing, the twins exchanged a glance. Naruto tensed to make a dash for it, but a strong hand latched itself onto his arm.

"Na-ah. If I have to endure this, so do you."

Staring into his sisters eyes pleadingly, he saw no pity. Sighing, he relented. After all, if he was her, which he was, technically, he'd have done the same thing. Bringing up his hands, he grumbled the technique's name and with a pop and a pout, two Naruko's now stood there.

Clapping happily, Ino positively glowed. Grabbing her tape, she walked towards the worried pair.

"Alright, time to make you sexy!"

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Naruto, Naruko and Tenten all walked from the store, eyes wide, hands full of bags and a healthy blush across their noses. While Naruto and Tenten were the same, Naruko was now dressed in the most gorgeous blue and purple top and skirt combo. The fact was mostly lost on the three adolescences though, due to their current state of shock. Unfortunately, Tenten hadn't managed to get away from Ino like she had hoped. No one could, not while that girl was in her natural habitat. As such, all three had been subjected to the most rigorous of fittings. Naruto pulled at his pants leg occasionally, wondering if there were any more unexplored places down there he hadn't known about. Ino had been very thorough. Seeing his sister tug her pants the same way, he felt a small amount of comfort to know that he wasn't the only one. They remained in an awkward silence for a while until Tenten broke it.

"You know... for all that we bought, we still haven't got Naruko any ninja clothing."

The girl nodded and looked behind her. "Yeah, that's ok. We can do that now actually. Just so long as Ino doesn't find us. I don't wana be touched there again."

All three members shuddered at the thought and looked around. Establishing that the area was now indeed Ino free, they picked up their pace. Nearing a fork, Naruto pointed down a road with one bag filled hand and changed direction.

"Right, before we do anything, can we atleast drop all this off at home? I don't feel like lugging this around while we train."

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Jiraiya let out a gentle snore as he rested against a rather comfortable tree. He had waited much longer than he expected and since it was such a beautiful day, decided to take a nap in the morning sun. He had dropped off near instantly and was currently involved in a most delightful dream. That was quickly ripped to shreds and smashed against the cold hard ground of reality as a horribly harsh cry was unleashed right next to his ear.

"TIME TO WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!"

Opening his bloodshot eyes, the man looked sideways to see the disgustingly happy smile of Naruto blinding him. Groaning, he then began the process of relocating his joints through a series of painful sounding snaps and cracks. Finally standing up, he pushed his fists into his back and shivered euphorically as his spine popped back into its natural curve. Yawning, he scratched his head and looked down at the still grinning boy.

"What took you, brat?"

This instantly quietened Naruto and he looked at the ground with a numb look on his face. "We ran into Ino while clothes shopping."

"Ah. That explains it then."

While not friends with many of the youth, Jiraiya definitely knew which girls graced the change rooms most frequently. Ino topped the list by several hundred places. Looking up, he was then rapidly woken up by a most wonderful sight before him.

Naruko now stood before him all kitted up in her Kunoichi gear and looking just delicious. Her feet had the standard issue sandals on, but under those were a light coloured stocking that rose up her leg and disappeared under the short orange skirt. A pair of dark tights sat under it to cover her modesty and all that was held up with a belt covered in pouches and pockets. Her top was a lighter orange, mixed with some earthy browns and whites. It was unbuttoned about halfway down her chest, revealing the gray mesh beneath it. A pair of deep brown, fingerless gloves adorned her slender hands and a single, solid looking pad rested on her right shoulder. And to finally top off the package, her hair was pulled back in a single pony tail and tied up with an orange ribbon.

Not a dot of makeup had touched her face and yet Jiraiya was spellbound. Ideas instantly began flooding his mind and he whipped out his notebook and began scribbling away on it furiously. It took the young adults a moment to realise why he was scribbling, but less than a third of that time to grab the book and rip it to shreds.

"GAH! What the hell did you do that for you little punks? That was proving to be a most brilliant new arc!"

Naruto blew a wad of snot onto it and crossed his arms. "No, training now. Tsunade-baachan said so."

Jiraiya dropped to his knees dejectedly and began sobbing pathetically. Naruto felt a bit sick at this and took a step back. "Look, it's not the end of the world. Besides, you help me and Naruko-chan enough and maybe... MAYBE, we can help you remember what you lost. Deal?"

Instantly on his feet, Jiraiya stuck his hand out, all business. "Deal. Now, shake."

Looking back, Naruto saw his companions nod. Taking the old lechers hand, they shook once. Smiling broadly, Jiraiya then motioned to the paddock behind him.

"Right! Firstly, we need to establish just where Naruko's level of skill is at."

Jumping forward, Naruko looked up, smiling brightly. Struggling to control the nose bleed, Jiraiya handed her a piece of paper.

"Ok, check your chakra type. Although I already have a good idea what you'll be."

Nodding, Naruko did as instructed and the paper was ripped in two.

Tenten however was amazed. "No way! Another wind user? That's so awesome!"

Jiraiya sweat-dropped. She still was believing the sister thing? Ah well. It makes life easier for everyone for the moment. Motioning for the two blonds to follow him, Jiraiya walked out into the middle of the field.

"Right. I brought you out here so Tenten won't hear this part. Seeming you two are literally identical, I want you both to channel some chakra. I have this theory I wana test out."

Glancing at one another, they shrugged and focused. Jiraiya watched on attentively, not a single detail missing his eyes. As they pulled forth more strength, a blue glow began to surround each of them. The only thing this time though, was that the aura was slightly off center.

"Curious... Kids, channel more."

Neither moved, but the power outage increased. Jiraiya began to smile as the aura around the two moved even more off center. He hadn't expected this at all, but wasn't this a pleasant surprise. What he had been expecting was a drop in both blonds chakra amount. Instead, their auras were actually pulling towards the opposite twin, straining to make contact with the other.

"It must be because their chakra signature is identical. It's simply wanting to merge back into one..."

Eyes instantly wide, Jiraiya's breath hitched. "ONE? Naruto, Naruko, stop now!"

"Huh?"

Unfortunately, at that moment the auras made contact and Jiraiya was near floored by the amount of power that exploded from the duo. Wind blasted from them both as a dust cloud was forced away, the power only growing. Squinting against the sticks and dust, Jiraiya struggled to look into the glowing mass of energy that surrounded the kids.

"Naruko! Naruto! Are you ok? Can you hear me?"

The power instantly receded at the comment, separating away from one giant ball, back into two and then fading from sight. Cautiously looking in at the pair, Jiraiya noted their stunned faces.

"Are... are you ok?"

They both nodded as a smile broke onto their faces. "That... felt... incredible..."

A whoosh brought them back to their senses as Tsunade and a group of Anbu appeared. Dashing forward, Tsunade looked around urgently.

"What the hell was that?"

Jiraiya motioned to the still power drunk teenagers. "They were that. Tsunade... I think we discovered something interesting."

Glancing between the two of them, Tsunade gave Jiraiya a confused look. "I'll say. Why did it feel like Naruto just exploded?"

Struggling to find the words, Jiraiya gave up after a bit and shrugged. "Well, I guess he... they did."

Glaring at the tall man scrutinisingly, Tsunade waved at the Anbu squad. They disappeared in a small swirl of leaves. Placing her hands on her hips, Tsunade frowned.

"Well, explain then because I must know why it felt like a bomb just detonated."

Nodding, Jiraiya called out to the now excited pair. "Oi, can you do that again? Just don't let it get to the boom stage."

Seeing them nod and channel their chakra, Jiraiya pointed to the glow around them. "See how it's off center?"

Tsunade's eyebrows rose. "Yes actually! What's going on with that?"

Jiraiya clicked his tongue. "Well, seeming that their chakra signal is identical, I assume it just wants to be back with one another."

Tsunade looked up dangerously. "Couldn't that have possibly meant that if they touched, they merged again, or simply just exploded, literally?"

Jiraiya took a cautious step out of the woman's reach. "Perhaps... but they kinda got to that stage faster than I could call out to them."

The next think Jiraiya knew was the sensation of a dead body. Tsunade had punched his arm, but seeming it was Tsunade, the effect was greatly magnified.

"Well you are a fool of a man for letting it get out of your control. You're just lucky they seemed to accentuate each other, rather than kill each other."

Nodding, Jiraiya begrudgingly accepted his mistake. "I suppose. It's all good now though. I actually have a couple of other tests I want to run past them, now that we know about this."

Tsunade thinned her eyes dangerously. "You be very careful then old man, because if they get hurt because of your curiosity, I WILL cut off your arms."

Jiraiya began sweating and held his hands up calmingly. "Now, now, that will never happen!"

"It better not."

Disappearing, Tsunade took her leave and left a slightly flustered Jiraiya in her wake.

'Phew, that was close. Better be a bit more careful.'

Rubbing the back of his neck, Jiraiya looked around and then noticed a stunned Tenten gazing at the twins. Sighing, Jiraiya began walking over to her. Why couldn't she have just passed out or something, like that girl Hinata? Life would be much easier if she'd be so kind.

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A/N – ok everyone, hope you enjoyed the update! I've given you all a longer chapter because I'm not sure if I'll be able to get up another one for a while. I'm actually due to head out of my country for 2 months in the next week, meaning I'm not gona have any access to the computer at all.

Never fear though, because I'll come back all refreshed and stuff and full of revitalised funnies! Yosh.

Anyway, I have an omake for you all, on another way Naruto and Naruko could have been greeted.

Omake

Tenten let out a bark of laughter. "Jiraiya-sama? You honestly think you can find him when he doesn't wana be found?"

This time, Naruto's voice floated out from the other side of the field, catching Tenten off guard.

"Yup! We can smell him."

"Wait, what, we? And how did you get over there so fast?"

"FOUND HIM!"

And with a manly squeal, Jiraiya was thrown from the trees and landed on his bum heavily. Rubbing it tenderly, he looked around as two children dashed towards him. Tenten however, wasn't so prepared.

Running up to him, Tenten poked the boy in the chest. "So, what's the deal with the clone?"

Naruto blinked. "Clone?"

Tenten nodded. "Yup, this one."

And punched Naruko square in the face. Naturally, the girl didn't take too happily to that and bounced around furiously, swearing her head off while holding her throbbing nose.

"Tenten! What the hell did you do that for?"

Instantly a deep shade of red, Tenten ran over to Naruko. "Oh I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I didn't realise you were the real one! Here, I'll pop the real clone so you get the conversation!"

And threw a kunai into Naruto's arm.

"KEYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

It was now Naruto's turn to run around in circles, tears running freely, clutching the metal weapon poking out from his flesh.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

"Bu – but you, you're a clone, but who wait, what?"

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Struggling harder, Sasuke nearly resorted to biting Naruto's arm. "That just makes me want to get away even more! Homo!"

His movements stopped abruptly as a pair of fine arms entwined themselves around his neck and an ample chest pressed into the side of his head.

"Oh come now Ducky-kuuuun, don't be like that!"

'Oh HELL no.'

Pulling one arm free, Sasuke swung his fist around, soundly collecting Naruko in the face for a second time. Instantly the girl let go, holding her face and cursing violently. Managing to shake off the male holding him, Sasuke spun around and glared at Naruto.

"So you're the clone?"

Not given time to answer, Naruto was engulfed in a fireball. Again, the boy let out a shrill scream and dashed from the flames and down the road, straight into a barrel of water on the side of the road. Staying submerged for a few seconds, Naruto's head eventually popped up with a loud gasp.

"SASUKE, YOU BASTARD! Your damn lucky I heal fast!"

Glaring at the spot Sasuke used to occupy, Naruto found him strangely absent. Looking around, he heard Tenten call to him.

"Uh, the second he realised you were both real, he shouted something about his worst nightmare and ran back home, I think."

Naruto just looked off in the direction of the Uchiha. Who knew that Sasuke dreamt about him? Naruto shivered. That was a bit much gay for him in one day.

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Having said her bit, Ino sighed, straightened and then sent a beautiful smile at a rather startled Naruko. "So, sister! It's lovely to meet you! I didn't realise this dropkick had family. I'm Ino Yamanaka."

Taking the extended hand tentatively, Naruko nodded. "T-thankyou. Uh, we were just about to head off sorry..."

As the town busy-body, such an excuse was rendered void by simple fact that she didn't know who this person was yet.

"Oh, that's ok! I can take time off from training. My sensei is one of the laziest in the village so he wouldn't care if I miss a session. So, where you headed? Why on earth are you only in a shirt too? And how come you look so much like Naruto's female form? Like, seriously, you are identical to her. You sure you're not a clone? Come here let me check!"

And nailed Naruko, once again, in the face. Fires of hell exploded around the girl as she glared daggers at the shocked blond before her.

""DAMNIT, WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE PUNCHING MY FACE TODAY?"

Naruko found herself ignored though as Ino had already run over and punched Naruto in the face to verify his existence. Seeing her brother collapse in a spray of nose blood, Naruko twitched violently before grabbing Naruto from the clutches of the evil girl and dashed away at breakneck speed. Her and her brother had some serious pranks to develop.

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A/N – and there you go. Hope you enjoyed it all!