Disclaimer- *looks at self in mirror* Hmmmm…blond hair, green-ish silvery blue-ish eyes, and no baldness going on. Therefore I am not Rick and do not own PJO.

Annabeth's POV

"Sit." Sally commanded pointing to Percy, Nico, Thalia and I. We fell into the cushions without backtalk, Thalia wide eyed and sitting almost in Nico's lap she was so close to him. Nico wasn't looking any better, he was gripping Thalia's waist very tightly and trying to hide behind both their black locks. Percy was just simply in shock, not a muscle moving and I don't even think he was breathing. I was gripping his hand for dear life and watching Sally pace back and forth in her apron, mumbling to herself.

"What were you two thinking!?" She finally yelled and sunk into a chair across from us, thankfully on the other side of the table. I was squirming under her fierce gaze.

"Ah well…..I was kinnda think about-" I gripped Percy's wrist and mouthed "rhetorical question" and he shut up.

"This has to be the most irresponsible thing you two have ever done, including the time you put a pool at the bottom of the fire escape and jumped out the window! You're pregnant! Oh my gods," She buried her face in her hands but kept talking, "Do you two realize how much work it takes to raise a child!? I was hoping you two go to collage and wait a while before…." She sighed. I cleared my throat making her look up.

"Mrs. Blofis," I decided to go formal so I didn't get in any more trouble, "We didn't do it on purpose. I mean, we didn't even plan on doing anything! It was just all…..spontaneous. I blame my camera." Percy nodded to agree with me. Sally looked at us blankly.

"Your camera," We nodded, "Annabeth Chase you are in so much trouble! Go into the kitchen, Percy you too! I'll be there momentarily, I have to deal with these two…" She zeroed in on Thalia and Nico. Percy and I sped off towards the kitchen. Percy started pacing while I sat at the table nervously hitting my knuckles on the table top.

"Would you stop it!" Percy yelled and I sat back glaring at him. Then Sally came in. Her cheeks were a little red and she was huffing like she had just run a marathon.

"That slippery little son of Hades runs pretty fast but I got the devil, now for you two," She walked over to the stove top and grabbed a wooden spoon, "I am going to punish you just like I would a child because you two obviously aren't mature enough to think about the consequences of sex!" Then Percy screamed and took off running down the hallway. I just sat there confused until Sally grabbed my shoulder and pulled me out of the chair, smacking the spoon across my butt until I screamed because it hurt. She spanked me!

"Darn right," She said to me, waving her spoon to emphasize then looked around, "PERCY JONHATHEN JACKSON, GET BACK HERE!!!" I heard Percy squeak then a crash and Sally was after him. Rubbing my butt I walked back into the living room to see Nico laying on the floor crying and Thalia rubbing her butt. Apparently Sally had spanked them too.

"Nobody hits a son of Hades……I have never been…..THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!" Nico was yelling in-between sobs. I rolled my eyes and sat next to Thalia. Suddenly I heard a loud crash and, "PERCY JACKSON!" then Percy screamed and another crash.

"What she get you with?" Thalia mumbled rubbing her thigh.

"Wooden spoon, you?"

"Thea's waffle ball bat." I nodded. Nico crawled off the floor and put his forehead on one of Thalia's knees.

"You're my girlfriend and you're a daughter of Zeus, make your dad shock her for spanking me." Nico said in a whiny voice. Thalia just rolled her eyes and patted Nico's head mockingly. A few minutes later Percy tromped down the hallway with dirt all over his once white t-shirt and a pouty face.

"She spanked me," He yelled sitting next to me and folding his arms, "What!?"

"Why are you covered in dirt?" I asked scooting away from him. He glanced at his shirt and huffed.

"I threw my shoe at her and so she tripped on my shoe and a house plat flew through the air and hit me somehow. But you're not listening, SHE SPANKED ME!"

"You threw a shoe at your mother!?"

"SHE WAS TRYING TO SPANK ME! WHAT ELSE WAS I GOING TO DO!?"

"HEY! There will be no yelling in this house hold unless it's done by me, understand!?" Sally yelled re-entering the room. We kinnda just sat in silence after that, Nico and Percy brooding over being spanked and me looking at Sally's frustrated look. Thalia was just leaning against Nico, whispering to him, telling him to stop being such a baby or next she would get Persephone to spank him with a waffle ball bat. He stopped whining immediately. Sally sighed.

"Well considering that you two have decided to take part in extra curricular activates and are now expecting a child there are ground rules Annabeth, Percy," She looked at us sternly, "There will be no drinking, you can't eat fish, and Percy you need to get a job."

"Why do I have to get a job!?" Percy sat forward, looking rather worried. Sally shook her head at her oblivious son.

"Because Percy, you got your girlfriend pregnant and because you two will need money for the baby on its way. And because I said so! Don't question my authority, I am your mother!" Sally nodded, agreeing with herself, and sat back in her chair, arms folded.

"Fine…."Percy grumbled. Another long silence until Sally said the words I dreaded.

"Have you two told Athena and Poseidon?"

"Um….." I wasn't even planning on telling my mother, I was going to wear BIG jackets to hide the baby when ever I had to show her blue prints for Olympus. Now I was going to have to tell her. Sally's eyebrow went up.

"Everyone in my car. We are going to the Empire State building." Oh joy. Look out mother, here comes your pregnant daughter with a little sea spawn in her belly! Don't be angry! I groaned and shook my head. This was going to be great!