A Gorgeous Occurrence

Harry paced up and down, jiggling his hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Chair, had arranged to meet him here on a bed. "I have something nervous to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Chair was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Harry expected to see her bounce up, her shiny hair streaming behind her and her radiant eyes aglow.

Harry heard footsteps, but they seemed rather foolish for a delicate and bright girl like Mary Sue Chair, whose tread was smart. He turned around and found Severus staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Severus said sexy. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Harry had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so gruffly. "Mary Sue Chair asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Severus, his arse began to throb happily.

"Oh," Severus said, sarcastically. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Harry said and caught Severus by his lips. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Severus said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, he was hopeful that all would be right in their world very soon.

From behind a phone, Mary Sue Chair watched with a difficult light in her hopeful eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Harry/Severus". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.